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Ramsay visits a "traditional Italian seafood restaurant" located in a small town in Nevada Ramsay: Dr. Acula's castle? We'll see if this place had any doctorates involved. Chef Ramsay steps through the door that opens and closes itself, walks past a Wolfman, and approaches the hostess, a Frankenstein monster Ramsay, examining the cursed tomes on the wall: Hello darling! Quick question, when's the last time these were dusted? Clown music plays while the hostess awkwardly mumbles Ramsay blows the dust off the tome and creates a huge cloud of smoke that becomes a shrieking whirlwind that blows out the door Ramsay: Is the owner around? Dracula approaches, inquisitive music plays Dracula: ah hello I am Dracula, I like to smoka the veed. Ramsay: Well, first off the decor is hideous. My grandad would call this old-school! Dracula: Ahh well you see its been in the family Ramsay: And who's job is it to clean around here? Camera smash cuts between dirty napkins, straw wrappers, ancient blood, tentacles, etc strewn about the dining room, siren sound effect plays Dracula: Ah thats my useless son Alucard, always on his skateboard! UP NEXT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES Ramsay: What are the house specials? Mummy Waitress: Hmmmm that would have to be the dried bone dust or sautéed slime! "Once upon a time,
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