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absolutely nothing spooky or weird going on in here just going about our normal business
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Oct 19, 2023 16:28
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Did you hear that vague ominous news report earlier? I didn't, it was just on in the background as I was saying goodbye to my wife and kids this morning. I'm sure whatever was in it won't affect me in any way
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Oct 19, 2023 16:52
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The antique music box in my new home started playing by itself. The cylinder must have been caught up on one of the comb teeth, and it coincidentally released itself from the vibrations of my step. Yes, that's it. Probably rust.
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Oct 19, 2023 18:11
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I've had it up to here with my girlfriend's hysteria in our new house. She needs to realise that her imagination is getting the better of her and everything has a perfectly rational, normal explanation. I'm going to turn my back to the large ornamental fireplace with the screaming gargoyle faces and tell her very clearly, once and for all, "There. Is. No. Such. Thing. As. Ghosts."
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Oct 19, 2023 18:18
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just cleaned out my basement, it's nice and spotless now and i didn't find anything disturbing or strange. nothing dead or decaying, no traps or mysterious artifacts. feels nice. might do the attic later
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Oct 19, 2023 18:34
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Hmm the door to my house is partially ajar. Better call out to my lovely but troubled wife. Hmm, she’s not answering. But I guess if the door is open she’s probably in the backyard or something.
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Oct 19, 2023 18:46
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I've been trying to get more fiber in my diet and I think that it's making me a little restless when I'm sleeping, or I might have sleep apnea or something. I had a weird dream that I was looking at a map of a labyrinth left behind by occultist uncle, and suddenly saw that a hole was opening up in the center of it, growing larger and larger until a horribly burnt hand reached out to grab me and pull me in. Woke up on the floor. I'm a stomach sleeper, so maybe I'll try forcing myself to sleep in a different position to see if that helps.
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Oct 19, 2023 18:49
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I really love closing the door on my mirrored bathroom cabinet. It's just nice to get a good look at my own face, right there and looking exactly as I expect it, but I can also get a quick view of behind myself, where there is never anything except the opposite wall. It also makes a very satisfying click sound.
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Oct 19, 2023 20:24
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It's perfectly normal to never turn the lights on when looking for something or someone
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Oct 19, 2023 22:07
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The weird object/place my dementia ridden mother is obsessed with surely holds no secrets.
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Oct 19, 2023 23:09
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Perfectly normal for my lighter to go out n struggle to relight when I'm in the pitch black
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Oct 19, 2023 23:14
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These churchy ladies came by to give me a gift basket when I moved into this small town. One said something about "the prince of the air" and they all shushed her... I've never heard anyone call Jesus that before. Must be a Presbyterian thing
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Oct 19, 2023 23:14
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Seem to have lost all signal up here. That sure is inconvenient! When I get back home from this weekend in the mountains I will be sure to write to the phone network to complain.
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Oct 19, 2023 23:19
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We love our beautiful baby boy. He was born with a full head of jet black hair, never, ever cries and is unbelievably precocious. Coincidentally, birds keep flying into the window of his room and dying. I think that they're trying to eat these locusts that have started to constantly swarm around our house.
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Oct 19, 2023 23:22
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i tHink i will usE capitaLization in a normal manner like normal People do in My post this evEning!
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Oct 20, 2023 00:26
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I'm a scientist at an industry trade show, and we're still doing presentations at 11pm at night for some reason. VoidCorp is unveiling a new method of transmitting energy safely over great distances by an unknown mechanism, and everything is going according to plan with our live demonstration so far.
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Oct 20, 2023 00:58
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I am pouring myself a drink to relax after a stressful day. Hmm, the phone is ringing. I'll go pick it up, drink in hand.
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Oct 20, 2023 02:21
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I think I made a wrong turn...
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Oct 20, 2023 03:49
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Vertical stats GBS verified 6/30/2023 185.4cm
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It's kinda foggy tonight and all the street lights are out. Municipalities amirite? Hah! Well, time to head out! Oh darn, my car won't start. Walking it is, then! 乁[ ◕ ᴥ ◕ ]ㄏ
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Oct 20, 2023 06:49
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This Catholic priest was standing under a lamppost and someone was shining a light out at them from a window. He seemed to be very hesitant to enter... it must be tough to provide support to people who are old or sick like that.
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Oct 20, 2023 06:59
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I see Dracula across the room and give him a wave. He seems as mysterious as usual, I wonder what his mystery is.
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Oct 20, 2023 11:36
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this house makes some weird noises in the wind, but it's old and creaky, and same, am I right? haha
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Oct 20, 2023 12:23
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good morning. normal morning.
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Oct 20, 2023 13:34
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Heading out to a remote cabin in the woods with my eclectic mix of sexy friends. I'm sure we'll all have a great weekend away from the hustle and bustle of the city.
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Oct 20, 2023 13:48
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Radio Paranoia posted:Heading out to a remote cabin in the woods with my eclectic mix of sexy friends. I'm sure we'll all have a great weekend away from the hustle and bustle of the city. Your weekend away sounds great, but if you find any mysterious spellbooks beneath the floorboards in the basement, can you please make sure you spontaneously read the text out loud as you're turning the pages? IMO it's just basic good manners to make that extra effort so all your friends can enjoy the ominous Latin verse at the same time and nobody feels left out.
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Oct 20, 2023 16:00
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working on the attic now, i found a really, really old book sitting in a damp corner and when i picked it up there was this immense mass of millipedes under it just writhing away. with the book gone they all scattered and disappeared within a couple minutes. nature is so cool!
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Oct 20, 2023 16:02
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Still walking to work. I know it's a bit of a hike, but boy with all this fog it's like I've been going forever. I guess that's just what you get when you can't see any landmarks. At least there's no traffic out, so it's a nice and relaxing walk.
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Oct 20, 2023 17:02
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Geemer posted:Still walking to work. I know it's a bit of a hike, but boy with all this fog it's like I've been going forever. I guess that's just what you get when you can't see any landmarks. At least there's no traffic out, so it's a nice and relaxing walk.
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Oct 20, 2023 17:36
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nice obelisk idiot posted:I don't wish to alarm you, but you may be in mortal danger walking here. 50 years ago, on this very day, on this very road, there was a automobile accident due to fog. Nobody was seriously injured. Reduced visibility is dangerous.
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Oct 21, 2023 02:53
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I got up late this morning and didn't put on my crocs to hurry getting a coffee and there's this weird ice cold spot in the hallway I never noticed before. I ran the tap on hot to see if it was somehow a pipe, and bent down to listen for running water but I heard weird murmuring. I hope this isn't a loving beetle nest or something.
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Oct 21, 2023 03:54
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Hmm, it's the middle of the night but one patch of my hedge is rustling. Those silly landscapers must have just gotten their AM and PM mixed up, I'll call them in the morning
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Oct 21, 2023 04:05
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just a perfectly normal thread. there is no reason not to pull it.
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Oct 21, 2023 15:19
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Hmm, it's the middle of the night but one patch of my hedge is rusting.
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Oct 21, 2023 17:20
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way too normal in this thread
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Oct 21, 2023 17:21
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My hallway light bulb just burned out. Luckily, my dog has started barking and growling into the darkness, so it'll be easy to remember to buy a new bulb tomorrow morning. This house sure gets dark!
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Oct 21, 2023 17:37
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me and my wife like to play this word association game sometimes so we were sitting out on the porch just having fun when all of a sudden she just stopped and looked at me. she just kept looking at me, silent, mouth slightly open and then she started slowly blinking just one eye at me, over and over. I thought it was funny so I laughed and said her name and she got up and ran into the woods lol. she's such a goof
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Oct 21, 2023 17:46
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Pragmatica posted:way too normal in this thread Yes, we've done well pulling the wool over everyone's eyes, giving the impression this household is perfectly normal and unremarkable, but it's time you knew. Time you knew about the secret of this house. The one we dare not show to any outsiders for fear they won't understand our differences. Deep, deep in the cellar you will find an old chest, and locked in that old chest you will find an old box, and inside that box is what we have hidden from the world for decades. Inside you will find our most precious possession, a ceramic container with these maddening runes printed on the side: "DO NOT TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE". We know our sick, twisted sense of humour is too bizarre and out there for the outside world to know about. It's got a little angry cat on it. What are we like.
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Oct 21, 2023 21:04
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it's quiet. some would say it's... too quiet... not me, thought, i appreciate it.
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Angepain posted:Yes, we've done well pulling the wool over everyone's eyes, giving the impression this household is perfectly normal and unremarkable, but it's time you knew. Time you knew about the secret of this house. The one we dare not show to any outsiders for fear they won't understand our differences. Deep, deep in the cellar you will find an old chest, and locked in that old chest you will find an old box, and inside that box is what we have hidden from the world for decades. Inside you will find our most precious possession, a ceramic container with these maddening runes printed on the side: "DO NOT TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE". We know our sick, twisted sense of humour is too bizarre and out there for the outside world to know about. It's got a little angry cat on it. What are we like.
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