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Alucard posted:Microwaving fish at the office yo I got a writeup for this, printed a clipart shrimp over it, and hung it in my cubicle I'll do it again 
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Private Cumshoe posted:The gently caress do you need to do it for I bet you drive a truck too lol So it's a 'my dad made fun of my lovely parking' thing.
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Oct 20, 2023 04:06
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Oct 20, 2023 04:20
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maybeadracula posted:Gooning Double illegal. Sickos.
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Not bathing for weeks Having long and drawn out conversations with cashiers while there are like 6 people behind you Leaving your shopping cart flipped over in the middle of a parking lot lane Not stopping at stop signs in parking lots
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Grey Cat posted:Double illegal. Sickos. Double illegal cancels out 
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maybeadracula posted:Double illegal cancels out The perfect loophole.
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not pushing Henry Kissinger down the stairs if given the opportunity
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Telling the poor cashier “IT MUST BE FREEEEEE!!  ” when something doesn’t scan or the item is missing the tag.Also, “I JUST PRINTED THAT TWENTY THIS MORNING!!  ” when the cashier has to check the bill for authenticity.
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Sex and sexual thoughts. Light beer. Disabling your ad blocker because a company told you to. Being okay with "whatever is on the radio" and "not really caring about music".
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I just prefer to get a pull through spot because they’re a lot safer and easier to exit Safer and easier to exit for who exactly?
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Oct 20, 2023 04:56
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maybeadracula posted:Crimes, if you don't get caught 
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Waking up at 5 in the morning on Saturday and immediately popping open and drinking a bottle of champaigne for no reason
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Tugging til you can't tug it no more.
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Sekenr posted:Waking up at 5 in the morning on Saturday and immediately popping open and drinking a bottle of champaigne for no reason Go on, this sounds like something you had to deal with before?
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Private Cumshoe posted:Safer and easier to exit for who exactly? I've never before heard anyone complain about this.
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Elukka posted:How does it affect anyone negatively if I can see better pulling out of the parking spot? Like I said before it's a bad habit of douches in trucks typically so their dumbass lifted truck cab is impossible to see pedestrians around for all the people who park normally and sanely who don't waste their time with bullshit like this By all means if you see a spot with two dumbass trucks already parked like that and you can pull through safely between them and don't see any dumb poor soul parking the normal sane way yes, please, for the love of god get in there and stick your nose out in your short rear end lovely car as far as you can before one of you idiots gets a frail old lady buying groceries killed Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Oct 20, 2023 |
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maybeadracula posted:I walking jaywalking might be illegal but other birds are fair game. that means yes, cockwalking is still legal.
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saying poob. you can't get in trouble, it's not a cuss word.
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Uploading a car.
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redshirt posted:Applying the brakes before turning on the blinker. Things that are NOT crimes, friend
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lmao pulling through a parking space is literally the safest way to park because you dont have to reverse backing in is the 2nd safest, because you're only reversing into the spot, not into traffic. reversing is one of the most dangerous things you can do in a parking lot, especially with pedestrians.
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Michaeldim posted:lmao pulling through a parking space is literally the safest way to park because you dont have to reverse but you see te trucks are very big and i dont liek them
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Private Cumshoe posted:Like I said before it's a bad habit of douches in trucks typically so their dumbass lifted truck cab is impossible to see pedestrians around for all the people who park normally and sanely who don't waste their time with bullshit like this I live in poo poo-rear end Maryland where every third person drives an enormous, lifted truck that has never left arterial roads and serves only as a rolling monument to the fact that they are bad at sex. When sitting in my tiny station wagon, I can see past neither the beds nor the cabs of these giant pavement princesses, and therefore it is much safer for me to use a pull-through spot to minimize the amount of time I spend blindly extricating myself from the a sea of redneck landyachts. On topic:
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This one time I saw a boomer pull into a parking spot, then reverse across the entire lane to back into a spot. The entire parking lot was empty.
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almost1337 posted:Lunking gently caress you why do you hate gains bro?
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Blowing smooches to the people next to you at the lights.
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Telling the poor cashier “IT MUST BE FREEEEEE!! These shouldn't be illegal, but if you say it, the cashier should get to spit in your face with no consequences. In fact, every cashier should get one free chance to spit in a person's face a day. Have they used their chance yet this shift? gently caress around and find out, buddy.
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I got in to the habit of backing into spots because I used to live in Manila where the traffic is absolutely awful and it is near impossible to force yourself into the flow of traffic backing into it Some places have an attendant that’ll physically block traffic to let you back out but you can’t really on that all the time so easier to back in and then honk your horn and cut someone off on the way out
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Private Cumshoe posted:Like I said before it's a bad habit of douches in trucks typically so their dumbass lifted truck cab is impossible to see pedestrians around for all the people who park normally and sanely who don't waste their time with bullshit like this For what it's worth I live in a place where nobody drives giant trucks and this association certainly doesn't exist.
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Private Cumshoe posted:Like I said before it's a bad habit of douches in trucks typically so their dumbass lifted truck cab is impossible to see pedestrians around for all the people who park normally and sanely who don't waste their time with bullshit like this Triggering liberal snowflakes by pulling through to park in my massive, lifted, H O N D A - F I T
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