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spray-on food products. e: and also food products sold in tooth paste like squeeze-tube dispensers. frumpykvetchbot fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Oct 20, 2023 |
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My god none of you have the proper level of spatial awareness nor understanding that other people move and exist in the world to be out in public, I sincerely hope you wear helmets all the time.Elukka posted:Is it better if the giant truck idiots see even less, for that matter? Have you ever seen a truck? They already sit higher! They don't need to see more and block other people! They can see fine over most poo poo they're parked near, we don't need to worry about them being criticized for parking like idiots to see "better!" Michaeldim posted:lmao pulling through a parking space is literally the safest way to park because you dont have to reverse If you need to back out of a spot after parking in it you can do it slowly, in fact it's what you should do every single time, because people like to blast through parking lots like assholes too. It's a nonsense madhouse where people like to blast through while others block poo poo wasting their time backing into parking spots and now there's a loving shootoff because there were two spots "open" to pull through opposite each other and two people trying to pull through at the same time but whoops, now they can't, turns out other humans exist in the world, and way too many in the US pack heat and now they're loving pissed because they insist on the clown way to park. Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Oct 20, 2023 |
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Oct 20, 2023 16:53
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Hosting a high-stakes poker game and not handing out a little booklet about how the game is played, just assuming everybody knows the rules
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Oct 20, 2023 17:00
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backing in rules op
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Oct 20, 2023 17:17
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Backing into spaces is going to feel even better knowing it's making a goon melt down somewhere
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Oct 20, 2023 17:23
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It should be illegal to get mad at video games The punishment for which is noogies and having girls laugh at you until you stop
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Oct 20, 2023 17:25
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Punkinhead posted:Backing into spaces is going to feel even better knowing it's making a goon melt down somewhere Dude I NEVER back into spaces but I tried it just now while I was out running errands and I can only assume it was OP's rage that made it feel so goddamn good. 10/10, strongly recommend.
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Oct 20, 2023 17:35
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Umbrella use at wind speeds over 10m/s. You look ridiculous and you'll kill us all.
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Oct 20, 2023 17:39
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Dude I NEVER back into spaces but I tried it just now while I was out running errands and I can only assume it was OP's rage that made it feel so goddamn good. 10/10, strongly recommend. wow you are a war criminal: Michaeldim posted:lmao pulling through a parking space is literally the safest way to park because you dont have to reverse reversing is so dangerous, everyone should pull through all the time and I think that would work well because I'm a moron who has never seen how a parking lot works with fallible people actually using it
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Oct 20, 2023 17:40
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My old job actually required me to reverse the work truck in backwards. If a higher up left their office (rare) or home (even rarer) and saw somebody pulled in, write ups would ensue. Tbh, backing in is so easy these days with backup cameras and radars that not doing it is just plain silly.
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Oct 20, 2023 18:04
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I assume the people who hate backing in are also the ones that wont go anywhere that requires parallel parking
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Oct 20, 2023 18:07
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lmao yessss perennial goon favourite "if you back in to a parking spot are you an rear end in a top hat" topic. let's loving go!!!!!!!
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Oct 20, 2023 18:08
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Reverse gears on cars should be illegal imo. If you can’t turn a car in a circle get off the road!!!
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Oct 20, 2023 18:46
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John
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Oct 20, 2023 19:25
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not looking at your poop before flushing
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Oct 20, 2023 19:27
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Reverse gears on cars should be illegal imo. If you can’t turn a car in a circle get off the road!!! Automatics should be illegal. If you can't drive stick, take an Uber.
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Oct 20, 2023 19:29
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ubers should be illegal. those are for poors
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Oct 20, 2023 19:29
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sharting yourself in a packed elevator
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Oct 20, 2023 19:44
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"World Series" of any sport when there are less than five countries involved in it.
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Oct 20, 2023 19:45
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Apparently cannibalism may not be a crime in Britain, but there is no way to do it without committing a different crime
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Oct 20, 2023 20:04
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:I assume the people who hate backing in are also the ones that wont go anywhere that requires parallel parking Backwards, like everyone else who severely misunderstands my grievance in this thread, cities are much saner to drive in because everyone drives slower and more cautiously or else you hit everything lol It's the crowded suburbs where everyone has a truck for some reason but nothing to load into the truck bed, ever, which is why they don't care about parking it somewhere it's less accessible when someone parks in the stall behind them and then you have a sea of trucks parked stupidly where everyone can't see much of anything anywhere If you're in the back of the parking lot where no one is going to park near you or collide into you while you're both doing the same dumb thing sure I don't give a poo poo what you do or waste your time with, I'm not AOC trying to regulate where you can fart (even your car, no farting it's causing global warming and local dutch ovening) Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Oct 20, 2023 |
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Oct 20, 2023 21:20
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That’s cool and all but I provided an example of how I had to back in & so does everyone else in one of the most crowded cities in the world
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Oct 20, 2023 21:21
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driving in reverse as long as you can keep up with traffic
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Oct 20, 2023 21:24
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:That’s cool and all but I provided an example of how I had to back in & so does everyone else in one of the most crowded cities in the world Very cool keep doing that in Manila don't bring that poo poo to American suburbs
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Oct 20, 2023 21:27
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Not walking along/climbing with the moving walkway/escalator looking forward to every GBS moron chiming in with every dumb exception to this that no one is even arguing against, or misunderstanding that this rule maybe shouldn't apply everywhere, especially with designated lanes on such walkways/escalators where it's clear it's what you're freaking supposed to do
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Oct 20, 2023 22:10
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giving yourself a swirlie
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Private Cumshoe posted:Not walking along/climbing with the moving walkway/escalator Stand on the right, walk/pass on the left. Just like driving.
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Oct 20, 2023 22:26
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Private Cumshoe posted:Not walking along/climbing with the moving walkway/escalator I think that drinking your own piss should be illegal (Looking forward to private cumshoe chiming in with exceptions where it should be legal) Big Bowie Bonanza fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Oct 20, 2023 |
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Oct 20, 2023 22:38
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Piss communism is a little more complicated than "laws" can handle, society needs to reach a higher state to even have that discussion
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Oct 20, 2023 22:43
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Criminal: Piss kulaks
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Honkey Tonk Piss Clubs
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Oct 20, 2023 22:48
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BigBadSteve posted:Scratching your rear end in public then sniffing your fingers for a long time and moaning contentedly. please don't outlaw this
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maybeadracula posted:Double illegal cancels out Goons, goons, gooning rear end goons.
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Putting things on the ground and then saying 'oh well, close enough'
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Masturbating and not completing.
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redshirt posted:Stand on the right, walk/pass on the left. Just like driving. Every time I'm on an escalator or similar I have to ask whoever I'm with to please stand to the side so people can get past if they want. I don't know why this isn't instinct for everyone???
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Steve Martin Rule 34
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Private Cumshoe posted:Not walking along/climbing with the moving walkway/escalator Last time I was at a loving airport I got trapped behind someone and their luggage just standing still on this thing and I had to awkwardly hurdle over to the other side so I could walk slightly faster than the belt was moving their idle stupid rear end. These things don't exist for the purpose of providing you a respite from your arduous walk, they're to get you places faster.
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i stand perfectly still on the escalator...hell its not a crime 
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credburn posted:Last time I was at a loving airport I got trapped behind someone and their luggage just standing still on this thing and I had to awkwardly hurdle over to the other side so I could walk slightly faster than the belt was moving their idle stupid rear end. If you did that at Newark you’d probably get shot.
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