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dinner? oh yeah, i had john.... over. i mean haha i had john over for dinner. not for dinner, you know, i mean, uh, nothing weird. just normal human food, ah haha i mean food that humans normally eat, you know. so anyway
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Serve man like help you is what it means. Like how to get you poo poo from the fridge, that kind of thing
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Oct 20, 2023 00:02
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If someone tells me that Custard the clown tastes funny one more loving time...
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Oct 20, 2023 00:07
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Hello, my name is Armie Hammer
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Oct 20, 2023 00:09
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You might even say we ate OP and he's in our stomachs right now! Hahaha.
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:Hello, my name is Armie Hammer Oh wait, you said pretend
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Oct 20, 2023 00:12
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Who, I mean what would you like to order, sir or madam?
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Oct 20, 2023 00:13
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Just don't go into the shed out back or you're really staying for dinner, hohohoho.
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Oct 20, 2023 00:15
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Yeah I'd love to order in some mexican.
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Oct 20, 2023 00:16
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Im going to eat you out
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Oct 20, 2023 00:17
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i would like to eat your rear end
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Oct 20, 2023 01:51
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You are what you eat!
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Oct 20, 2023 01:54
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it's finger-licking good... if you know what I mean
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Oct 20, 2023 01:56
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Does anyone know of a good thermos that can keep food at 98.6 degrees fahrenheit for more than a couple hours?
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Oct 20, 2023 02:00
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Me: (Picks nose with roasted human finger to try and get a laugh) Mom: Don't play with your food!
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Oct 20, 2023 02:02
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It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent’s Fritters!
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Oct 20, 2023 04:20
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looking over to the person next to me while eating Scott Adams "Does this taste funny to you?" "No." "Yeah, i didn't think so"
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Im going to eat you out Hello pencilhands posted:i would like to eat your rear end Hello
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Oct 20, 2023 04:32
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Bloopsy posted:It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent’s Fritters! I used… preservatives.
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Oct 20, 2023 04:32
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I just passed my friend in the woods.
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Oct 20, 2023 05:07
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hey how u doing I do ‘t eat humans (:
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Oct 20, 2023 05:14
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I don’t even like chianti
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Oct 20, 2023 05:27
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"I only eat vegans. Vegan. I only eat Vegan"
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Oct 20, 2023 05:32
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*wipes bits of human meat out of beard*
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Oct 20, 2023 05:34
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My favourite carol? Oh, it has to be Silent Night - you know... 'Holy infant so... Tender... And mild...'
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Oct 20, 2023 05:41
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Hi there I'm Mike and I'm a cannibal. I'm legally required to tell you that after I was found guilty of cannibalism and served my sentence (12 months suspended). Oh no no no don't worry - I didn't kill them. I broke into morgues, hospitals, or dug up fresh graves. Huh? Oh no, it's fine for me to be here. Yeah it's just hospitals, cemeteries, funeral homes, or crematoriums that I can't be within 100m of. Schools are fine. So what year is your kid in? Yeah, that's a tough year for them. Oh I don't have children of my own.
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Oct 20, 2023 05:42
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i actually do eat people. yeah im a cannibal u got me
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Oct 20, 2023 05:46
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Wanna go eat someone?
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Oct 20, 2023 05:59
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Writing invites to the donner party at my house next month
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Oct 20, 2023 06:00
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(Burps and farts constantly, quickly making the whole building reek of part-digested cooked human meat.)
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Oct 20, 2023 06:02
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Oh, I get it! When you eat a cracker and pretend it turns into Jesus meat, it’s a “Eucharist ritual”, but when I partake in holy communion with the Flesh God, it’s “a felony!” So much for the tolerant left!!!
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Oct 20, 2023 09:33
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*can only speak gibberish due to advanced prion disease*
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Ladies and gentlemen (and anywhere in between, transitioning is cool) The Cannibal Sandwich! https://www.jsonline.com/story/life/green-sheet/2021/08/31/why-raw-meat-cannibal-sandwich-endures-what-the-wisconsin/7906831002/
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Oct 20, 2023 09:49
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I am totally *NOT* going to cross the alps to take over Italy! Haha, no way! That would be like, a sort of war move lol not a chance there haha. If I did tho it would probably be really good at avoiding standing armies tho right? Hypothetically! Edit: goddamn it I misread
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Oct 20, 2023 10:27
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Oh no the 5G! Can't resist it anymore. My vaxxed sperm... turning me into... a monster.
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Oct 20, 2023 10:39
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Brain prion disease? Never heard of it. [fitful laughter]
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Dr.Smasher posted:Ladies and gentlemen (and anywhere in between, transitioning is cool) quote:And it’s no secret that Wisconsin has a large German presence. At one point, Milwaukee was even considered the “German Athens of America.” 
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Oct 20, 2023 12:27
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They mean a center of philosophy and beacon of progress in Western civilization, but specifically for right-thinking German beliefs.
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Oct 20, 2023 15:48
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hi, i'm a cannibal
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uh scratch that, pretend i didn't say anything
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