TNF 10/19 GDT Jaguars@Saints No Brees Inside a Dome

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Oh what the gently caress was that

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:40

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 01:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

holy poo poo, murdered by his own dude

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:40

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I am limiting the jokes here because I'm pretty sure that reciever guy has at least a concussion now

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:42

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shinji2015 posted:

So is there any reason why a kicking team shouldn't just throw a receiving team's player into anyone signaling fair catch?

I mean, no, but he didn't actually signal fair catch

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:43

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

oh, he did signal, just very badly

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:43

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Texas: Get your own trip! _{if you're white

_{and straight and christian and unvaccinated

_{you know what, just stay home}}}

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:48

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Look, you can be Jason or you can be Pinhead, not both. Dial it back.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

the NFL would like to remind you to respond to bullying by purchasing overpriced licensed goods

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

ok seriously what's with the length of this break, streaker on the field? injury?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:55

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

trick play and then run it backwards! double trick

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:56

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hughmoris posted:

For those in the know: who comes up with these on-the-field interview questions? The producers, or the interviewer?

beelzebub, lord of flies

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:57

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hughmoris posted:

It would be more entertaining than "Your QB ran for 9 yards. What was going thru your head"

are you suggesting that the questions are a torment

an infernal one, even

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 01:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Quiet Feet posted:

He's gotta retire after this year.

I don't know if he's just checked out or getting old people brain or both but he seems a little out of it every game.

nobody else on thursday night football bothers to fuckin' try, why should he

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 02:03

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

saints bad lol

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 02:05

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Silly Burrito posted:

Ok are those huge ugly patches that the coaches are wearing for cancer?

yes

pro- or anti-, now that's the question

(it's an outgrowth from when october used to be Pink Month for breast cancer, now it's all-inclusive)

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 02:06

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I got bored and hosed off to eat dinner, is the game still dumb

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 02:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

if you have a dog, let it chillax on the couch

this has been a public service announcement from me on behalf of the don't listen to state farm foundation

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 02:52

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

JPrime posted:

could be worse:

https://twitter.com/SaintsFrance/status/1715183188807483654

if God spits in your eye by making you french, I suppose payback is only fair play

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 02:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

The 7th Guest posted:

i assume everyone's seen the murderville episode with marshawn

he was having fun and it owned

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 02:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

My dinnertime story is that there was a car honk on tv and it fooled one of my dogs, who started barking at the door to the garage because she thought a car was out there

eventually I opened up the door and let her look to see a full, dark garage with the doors down

she thought about that one for a minute, barked at the door a few more times just in case, and calmed down

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 02:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

"coach what have you identified as the biggest problem"

"kaylee, we suck poo poo."

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 02:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shindragon posted:

Good dog.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:00

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Silly Burrito posted:

Is your dog as friendly as Tubs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMagxRyrvIs

She's a self-appointed guard dog and will let anyone who approaches our house hear about it in no uncertain terms, even if they're just walking by on the sidewalk

Also she's extremely verbal in general so even though she is very friendly and very sweet, she always wants to say hi, and what strangers see is a sizable black dog barking her head off at them

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I am not remotely shitposting when I say that ballroom dancing and esports ought to be Olympic sports too and I genuinely do not understand how they don't qualify

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:09

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

rofl

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:17

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

BlindSite posted:

Boutta go back to mario wonder. At least that has some whimsy. Saints is just sad.

I thought that came out tomorrow

I never finished totk and now my backlog is hosed, I have totk, factorio, wonder, and spider-man 2 all demanding my time

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

okay there is a line between fan and furry and Sir Tophat there was far over it

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:22

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

that dude reminds me of how at every con there's a lot of people in costume

and then there are some people who are just taking the opportunity to wear what they'd wear every single day, if society would let them

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:23

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

DuhSal posted:

My backlog is out of control too. Still haven�t finished totk.. just started bg3.. will be juggling spidey 2 and wonder plus other stuff I�ve dropped and want to get back to. Too many games.. and they keep making more! (I need to focus better for sure)

oh god loving bg3, I forgot about that one, that's how behind I am

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

a luchador kidnapped that very angry boomer's daughter

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:29

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

MoaM posted:

I hope Geoff K pays off all the ballots this year to give BG3 the Big Award at that show for Video Games and Awards.

it has been a frankly staggering year but if TotK doesn't walk away with all the GotY what are we even doing, as a society

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Shinji2015 posted:

Only reason why my backlog isn't bigger than it is is because I don't have a PS5, otherwise I'd have to add MK1, BG3, Spider-Man 2, and FF16 to it.

gently caress! The MK1 seasonal stuff!

I forgot that too

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

that's a pretty valid call

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Bip Roberts posted:

What was the penalty?

unneccesary roughness for loving laying out a dude after the football had already sailed by

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

surf rock posted:

this is the longest drive in history, just punch it in saints for the love of god

Saints offense: I heard "lose yards on two consecutive runs"

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:34

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

if the titanium had to come all the way here on a meteorite just to be my phone I kinda feel bad for it

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:35

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

saints the big white line right before the logo

that's the end zone

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

woulda been funnier if they hosed that up and I'm rooting for comedy so boo

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 03:38

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 01:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

no more scoring, I'm rooting for Tie now

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 04:01

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