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asked to use the bathroom was that cringe all along or secretly correct Idk I kind of get it but saying "may I use the bathroom" sounds like something a weirdo would say
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my 3rd grade teacher did that and i always thought she was a bitch
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Oct 20, 2023 06:35
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yeah, can u. the toilet university.
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Oct 20, 2023 06:44
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teachers are dumb, especially mrs. hawkins.
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Oct 20, 2023 06:44
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The only response is to just walk away to the bathroom if the teacher is too stupid to realize you can both not be able to and be allowed to do something at the same time, if you aren't allowed you aren't able to either, so really the question is kafkaesque torture and with the way kids have severe anxiety lately because parents shove cell phones in their faces at the age of 2 I would NOT gently caress around with such a moronic question that purportedly but dramatically fails at teaching neither a life nor grammar lesson
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Oct 20, 2023 06:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8nfkK80oN8&t=2s
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Oct 20, 2023 06:47
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i remember the teachers at columbine used to do that
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Oct 20, 2023 07:24
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I'm a teacher and I always say "not here"
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Oct 20, 2023 07:25
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Private Cumshoe posted:The only response is to just walk away to the bathroom if the teacher is too stupid to realize you can both not be able to and be allowed to do something at the same time, if you aren't allowed you aren't able to either, so really the question is kafkaesque torture and with the way kids have severe anxiety lately because parents shove cell phones in their faces at the age of 2 I would NOT gently caress around with such a moronic question that purportedly but dramatically fails at teaching neither a life nor grammar lesson You get 500 lines for being a smartass.
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Oct 20, 2023 08:26
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It's just pedantry.
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Oct 20, 2023 09:22
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It’s cringe I’m a teacher myself. My greatest successes from remembering what my teachers did when I was a student, then doing the opposite of that.
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Oct 20, 2023 09:28
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i respected their authority and pretended to laugh
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Oct 20, 2023 09:30
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I never had a teacher disrespect me like that
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Oct 20, 2023 09:33
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GolfHole posted:yeah, can u. the toilet university.
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Oct 20, 2023 10:04
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Imagine not knowing that "can I use the bathroom" is shorthand for "can you give me permission to use the bathroom" like that's some basic poo poo smdh
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Oct 20, 2023 10:24
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i suspect in your case the teachers were genuinely unsure as to whether you were able to successfully aim your excretions, op
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Oct 20, 2023 10:29
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I haven't been in school for decades, so much like my grades, the "prom" or whatever its called, and who was popular or not, I don't think about the teachers and what they may have said at all. Just seems weird to do so as a grown adult.
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Oct 20, 2023 10:32
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"You know, in college they won't let you just get up and go to the bathroom"
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Oct 20, 2023 10:39
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GolfHole posted:yeah, can u. the toilet university. Must be nice up there in your porcelain tower
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Oct 22, 2023 01:28
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Larry Cum Free posted:Must be nice up there in your porcelain tower on the throne, even
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I would just reply "I can" and walk out the room and I'm still a local legend to this day
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Oct 22, 2023 01:59
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If you ask why I'm in the bathroom I'll tell you straight-up, I'm changing my tampon and trying to take a poo poo. Occupied! Stop jiggling the door trying to come in and watch!
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Oct 22, 2023 02:04
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i haerd all types of crap from those overpaid idiots !!!
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Oct 22, 2023 02:18
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I would literally just leave when I needed to but I went to an art school for middleschool abd high-school lol
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GolfHole posted:yeah, can u. the toilet university. It's spelled "P-R-A-G-E-R-U"
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Zoeb posted:"You know, in college they won't let you just get up and go to the bathroom" Whenever they pulled that poo poo on me I said "my dad worked at NASA in college and everyone was allowed to use the bathroom and calculators"
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Oct 22, 2023 02:33
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"hell yeah, get his rear end"
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Oct 22, 2023 02:41
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I had a math teacher who constantly said "x WHAT? Cats? Cookies? Jars of pickles? Missing pairs of clown shoes??" etc whenever someone said an answer to a math question but didn't specify the objects the number was tethered too
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Oct 22, 2023 02:43
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Did anyone elses teachers say “the project can be in any format….a paper….poster….speech….*big pause* interpretive dance….” then chuckle to themselves like they just made the most hilarious joke ever
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Oct 22, 2023 02:45
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Still never been able to figure out what X divided to the square root of evil really means.
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Oct 22, 2023 02:48
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I'd ask to use the bathroom PH and the teacher would say "there's no bath in there" and I'd say "well it isn't a restroom because there's no bed". What do you think of that PH
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Oct 22, 2023 02:58
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No, I can't. That's what I came to school to learn. BITCH
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Oct 22, 2023 03:12
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Might I? Couldn't I? I must!
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Oct 22, 2023 03:18
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I would just pee my pants right there in the classroom then get to spend the afternoon with the school psychologist who had lost his arm in 'nam
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Poohs Packin posted:I would just pee my pants right there in the classroom then get to spend the afternoon with the school psychologist who had lost his arm in 'nam ah, the college days
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Oct 22, 2023 04:05
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We had a teacher who made us say "I need to urinate" or "I need to defacate"
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Oct 22, 2023 04:17
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I will not tolerate silly language or euphemisms in this classroom, diction kids, diction!
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Disco Godfather posted:We had a teacher who made us say "I need to urinate" or "I need to defacate" which class was it?
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pencilhands posted:Did anyone elses teachers say “the project can be in any format….a paper….poster….speech….*big pause* interpretive dance….” then chuckle to themselves like they just made the most hilarious joke ever Nope The first day of my twice a week, 3 hour historiography class I got handed a syllabus that said I had to submit a thesis for a paper that required 20-30 primary sources that I would spend the semester working on by the next class period tho.
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