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Another day, another  card edit: updated link. Fifty Farts has a new favorite as of 04:49 on Nov 5, 2023 |
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Today's fart is the muffler.  
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Nov 5, 2023 18:46
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It's fart-y time!
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Nov 7, 2023 00:03
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I have a fart book that is perfect for this thread. I got it at a thrift store! I'll find it this morning and take some pictures.
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Nov 7, 2023 12:09
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Aardvark Barber posted:I have a fart book that is perfect for this thread. I got it at a thrift store! I'll find it this morning and take some pictures. Yes, please. Is it Farts: A Spotter's Guide? I have that one. 
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Nov 7, 2023 16:04
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Nov 7, 2023 17:32
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Today's is the flamethrower: FreudianSlippers posted:???????????????? Can I request a thread title change? PYF Fart Media: Get away from me, James Joyce
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Nov 8, 2023 01:08
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It's time for the daily fart!
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Nov 8, 2023 23:57
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You should NOT be releasing farts ventrally
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Nov 9, 2023 03:30
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It's late but I haven't missed a day yet! Today's fart is the crop duster:
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Nov 10, 2023 05:22
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Today's daily affartmation is the cut and run:
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Nov 11, 2023 01:40
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Saturday Fart:
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Nov 11, 2023 21:54
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Thanks for the title change. Today's fart card makes a fuckin' Beach Boys joke:  (Pet Sounds)
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Nov 13, 2023 01:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVXOU0QeHxY
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Nov 13, 2023 03:16
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Fifty Farts posted:Thanks for the title change. Pet Sounds ends with Brian Wilson's dogs howling. Maybe it was a dog biscuit.
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Nov 13, 2023 03:26
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Today's is the Lotus Blossom:
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Nov 14, 2023 00:32
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There is a stretch my yoga teacher friend used to jokingly call wind-breaking pose. On your back, with one knee brought up to your chest. No word on whether students have noticeably availed themselves of the opportunity.
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Nov 14, 2023 12:37
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You want a daily fart? I've got you covered: 
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Nov 15, 2023 00:14
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Today's fart is that old classic, the shart: Also, we're getting close to the end of the deck, only 15 or so cards left. Fifty Farts has a new favorite as of 16:06 on Nov 15, 2023 |
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Nov 15, 2023 16:01
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Fifty Farts posted:Also, we're getting close to the end of the deck, only 15 or so cards left. Noooooooo~
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Nov 16, 2023 15:08
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fartknocker posted:Noooooooo~ Sorry, fartknocker. All good things must eventually come to an end. But not quite yet! Today's fart is the ripper. 
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Nov 17, 2023 00:30
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There's a daily poo calendar but not a daily fart calendar. I feel cheated.
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Nov 17, 2023 18:18
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Today's fart is the contortionist: I brought my Drake posted:There's a daily poo calendar but not a daily fart calendar. I feel cheated. 365 farts might be too much, and I'm saying that as someone who paid to change my username to Fifty Farts. However, a calendar that catalogues farts, burps, poops, and vomits... that might be something (and that something is Not Meal Safe).
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Nov 18, 2023 00:43
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Today's daily affartmation is "squeeze out an air biscuit":
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Nov 19, 2023 01:14
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Akratic Method posted:There is a stretch my yoga teacher friend used to jokingly call wind-breaking pose. On your back, with one knee brought up to your chest. No word on whether students have noticeably availed themselves of the opportunity. Pavanamuktasana (wind relieving pose) is a commonly known pose that relieves pressure on abs. It definitely leads to farts.
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Nov 19, 2023 21:16
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Oh my god it's actually called that. I thought she was just being silly.
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Nov 19, 2023 22:30
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In all fairness getting a class of 30 people to fart in unison is v silly.
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Nov 19, 2023 23:19
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Today's fart is the pepper spray:
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Nov 19, 2023 23:57
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Daily time! 
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Nov 21, 2023 00:02
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Late in the day, and also late in the deck, today's fart is the ol' Dutch Oven:
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Nov 22, 2023 03:02
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Daily Affartmation: Spontaneous Eruption Also, there's only about a week left before I run out of fart cards. I found a box of old ski wax at work today, but "farts de ski" probably doesn't count because it's just French for "ski wax." Fifty Farts has a new favorite as of 00:12 on Nov 23, 2023 |
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Nov 23, 2023 00:07
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Today's fart is odorless. See, this is sort of what I meant the other day when I said that the joke was wearing a bit thin in 52 cards, much less trying to come up with one for every day of the year.
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Nov 24, 2023 00:26
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Today's is the "owl howl":
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Nov 24, 2023 23:35
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Bonus content: I priced a game today called Gas Out, made by Mattel. Press Guster the Gas Cloud and if he farts, you lose. One of the volunteers saw it and said "oh, that's mine. I know someone who would love that," so I didn't get any pictures. However, it's still being made today, so I found it on Mattel's site: https://shop.mattel.com/products/gas-out-dhw40 The instruction page says "
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Nov 24, 2023 23:42
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Requesting this thread gets re-sticky'd until the farts run out.
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Nov 25, 2023 05:28
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I knew there was something I was forgetting today! Here's another fart: bbcisdabomb posted:Requesting this thread gets re-sticky'd until the farts run out. There are only 3 cards left after today.
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Nov 26, 2023 05:50
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We're down to the final 3 farts in this deck of cards. Today's is another classic: the Silent But Deadly:
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Nov 26, 2023 20:24
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Get thee behind me, James Joyce. Except you'd probably like that
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Nov 27, 2023 04:43
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Today's is another one of those "no-effort" ones: pass gas
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Nov 28, 2023 00:15
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Today's fart is the crack of dawn: I thought this was the last one, but apparently I missed the 9 of Hearts, so there'll be one more fart tomorrow!
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