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flubber nuts posted:collect apple the sidescrolling beat 'em ups taught me the valuable life lesson that eating whatever food you find on the ground is fine
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Oct 21, 2023 17:56
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when I’m wounded I eat green herbs
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Oct 21, 2023 17:57
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I'm an elf now, OP.
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Oct 21, 2023 18:22
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I collect my friends' underwear
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Oct 21, 2023 18:25
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Mass Effect and WoW have both taught me that the more time you invest in something, the more it will disappoint you in the end.
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Oct 21, 2023 18:26
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When I talk to people I keep looking for a positive or negative sign above their heads to guage their mood.
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Oct 21, 2023 18:27
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Eve Online legitimately taught me about production and logistics scheduling and procurement
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Oct 21, 2023 18:29
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When I walk to CVS to acquire items I hear the Super Metroid Brinstar music in my mind.
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Oct 21, 2023 18:34
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My behavior tree is just a sequence node with one child called MentalHealthCrisis() that always returns Running and my blackboard is full of intrusive thoughts.
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Oct 21, 2023 18:35
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Any time I get a new tool, I visit my old elementary school and try it out on their walls.
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Oct 21, 2023 18:36
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The proliferation of WWII wargames where plenty of players reliably choose axis sure predicted something. Heck, the sheer love of WWII wargames period says something about how a certain kind of person prefers to view wars
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Oct 21, 2023 18:38
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Olewithmilk posted:I always wonder if playing lots of GTA style games has made me better at navigating cities/reading maps. Whenever I'm driving my car on the highway and see a motorcycle, I make sure to crash into them to send the driver flying
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Oct 21, 2023 18:54
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I learned loads from Eve Online, anyway now I work in Goldman Sachs mineral exploration division as a, uh, community liaison and troubleshooter It's more shooting than trouble iykwim
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Oct 21, 2023 19:06
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Like in grand theft auto, I like to park dump trucks under waterfalls in real life. If you get the bed of the truck right under the waterfall the physics are really funny, and you can shoot your gun while you flail around like an idiot in the back of the truck.
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Oct 21, 2023 19:07
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I tell my kids to behave or India will nuke them
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Oct 21, 2023 19:15
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The entire United States operate on videogame rules, if you steal a strawberry then it is only just that you are shot and killed
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Oct 21, 2023 19:16
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Most situations can be resolved by just blasting.
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Oct 21, 2023 19:24
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Olewithmilk posted:I always wonder if playing lots of GTA style games has made me better at navigating cities/reading maps.
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Oct 21, 2023 19:27
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Many jobs have systems parallel to an intricate and time-consuming crafting system that can triple the length of a game. the only really mandatory portion is making a wooden club one time in the tutorial, and then you'll never hear anything about it again if you're otherwise doing great.
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Oct 21, 2023 19:36
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I always take the time to find strangers unlocked computers and read every email and then look at exotic used cars online.
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Oct 21, 2023 19:40
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lipid posted:When I walk to CVS to acquire items I hear the Super Metroid Brinstar music in my mind. That's actually pretty loving awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DCyjRy6IOg
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Oct 21, 2023 20:01
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I greet everyone by either trying to sell them these fine leather jackets or by telling them that I mean to kill them all. It really depends on my mood.
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Oct 21, 2023 20:02
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Sometimes when I've been playing GTA for a while I have to manually remind myself to avoid pedestrians while driving irl Like automatically I'll check for cops but it's an extra step to avoid the folks
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Oct 21, 2023 20:03
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back when I was playing gtao a lot I'd get bogged down in traffic and think, there's a sidewalk RIGHT THERE. It was very disconcerting. Now I think all video games should be banned
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Oct 21, 2023 20:04
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:I always take the time to find strangers unlocked computers and read every email and then look at exotic used cars online.
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Oct 21, 2023 20:08
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Ragequit, delete, and re-install from factory disc is a viable option
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Oct 21, 2023 20:24
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Whenever life seems confusing and directionless I just look around and start using every object I can find on every other object.
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Oct 21, 2023 21:41
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I steal and take everything that isn't nailed down and attempt to combine each item through brute force if I can't use any of my items to solve a problem. Also if I am talking to someone, and the conversation ends, I start the conversation again with my opening line to make sure I exhausted all conversation choices.
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Oct 21, 2023 21:44
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the fishing minigame owns
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Oct 21, 2023 21:49
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GTA taught me that running around randomly knocking people out with a set of brass knuckles is a hilarious way to spend an afternoon
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Oct 22, 2023 07:57
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Olewithmilk posted:I always wonder if playing lots of GTA style games has made me better at navigating cities/reading maps. I was taking driving lessons the first time I played Vice City. Since I'm from one of those places that drives on the left I kept crashing the car in GTA. Years later I found myself driving on the wrong side of the road playing Sleeping Dogs, which is set in Hong Kong - while I was still in GTA driving mode.
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Oct 22, 2023 08:06
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whenever I see a turtle I leap several meters into the air and stomp on it, crushing it. I have yet to be killed by a turtle.
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Oct 22, 2023 08:26
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They make fantastic projectiles, too!
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Oct 22, 2023 08:28
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Mizard waster
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Oct 22, 2023 08:49
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Started putting points into Inland Empire and Electrochemistry irl.
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Oct 22, 2023 09:00
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I can't walk without constantly jumping anymore
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Oct 22, 2023 09:26
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Cheating my way through life makes poo poo a whole lot more fun, because rules are horseshit.
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Oct 22, 2023 09:31
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you can buy fire flowers in koopa village and sell them for a profit in toad town, that's like half an mba worth of education right there
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Oct 22, 2023 12:25
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Well, there's no space fighters yet, but when there is, I'll be the best drat space fighter you've ever seen.
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