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redshirt posted:Well, there's no space fighters yet, but when there is, I'll be the best drat space fighter you've ever seen. You'll have the shortest carreer of a space fighter ever, wearing that uniform.
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Valko posted:You'll have the shortest carreer of a space fighter ever, wearing that uniform. I die free!
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The Sons of Italy and The Italian American Civil Rights League are making my life hell because of some misinterpreted statements about stomping goombas.
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MrQwerty posted:I learned a lot of important life skills irt navigating corporate culture from doom and quake life's easier with a chainsaw!
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I keep on climbing down old wells looking for secret areas, and the fire department is getting really sick of it.
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nice obelisk idiot posted:The Sons of Italy and The Italian American Civil Rights League are making my life hell because of some misinterpreted statements about stomping goombas. 
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nice obelisk idiot posted:I keep on climbing down old wells looking for secret areas, and the fire department is getting really sick of it. 
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I'm saving all of my potions for the final battle. And I if I see a waterfall, I know there's treasure behind it.
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GTA taught me that if you get someone to exit their vehicle and try to fight you, and you win the fight, you can drive off in their car without repercussions. Speaking of which: if anyone has seen my car, please let me know
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You can go into the menu and eject them from the car at any time i think
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Also if there is a passenger in the car when you steal it they will sit there doing nothing but yelling every now and then until you come to a stop, then they'll get out. Whenever I need cash I just steal a cab, ambulance, fire truck, or cop car and do their job until I have enough. That's also how I became immune to fire.
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limp_cheese posted:That's also how I became immune to fire. This is something that needs to be tested.
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Valko posted:This is something that needs to be tested.
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Where's the scum save button?
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Xlorp posted:Where's the scum save button? why do you want to save pencil hands?
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I got kicked out of the army in basic because I kept ejecting the clip after firing one shot.
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I spend a fair amount of time twinking my alt in real life That phraseology sounds so much more amazing than it did 20 years ago
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I silently compare my charisma level to everyone else in the conversation and decide whether I have failed the speech check.
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I just keep going despite not understanding the mechanics or what's going on and I'm pretty sure I've locked myself out of the good ending.
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I always heard Phoenix Wright battle music playing in my head when creating an escalation to have an error fixed, because the person that worked all of my escalations loved to try to give me false errors. She really hated me and also doing her loving job. So it meant my escalations had to take way longer than everyone else’s so that I could hit every point that I knew she’d argue about and basically walk her through absolutely everything because she, the person not taking calls, couldn’t be bothered to look through everything I already had. Had to go through and notate where and when absolutely everything was. Sound is loud on the ace attorney generator. https://imgur.com/a/IFp7Rnt https://imgur.com/a/ZmrQe1a https://imgur.com/a/r9LetZ9 I have a couple more of those to dig up. Bored fucked around with this message at 08:43 on Oct 23, 2023 |
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I always walk around with the look that I want some Rye, in case I meet a fat old man.
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I only wear a helmet when I'm a terrorist.
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I crouch behind every waist high border and peek down-scope my finger guns before returning to the break room path.
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When I'm walking somewhere and I'm late and stressed, I think about racing lines and braking points.
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I take maximum fire damage 
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Sometimes when I punch people up into the air I punch them again before they hit the ground
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I growl "I need a key" every time I go to leave my house and then spend an hour searching under desks and in boxes making grunting sounds
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Started putting points into Inland Empire and Electrochemistry irl. Volition and Authority for me
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Oct 23, 2023 23:12
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I tried running along the wall rubbing against it going "uh uh uh uh uh uh uh" hoping it would open up a passage with secret treasure. I must have been getting close because my boss fired me before I could find it.
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Oct 23, 2023 23:17
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My inventory is full
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Also, I must construct additional pylons
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When I use an elevator I smash the buttons with my fist rather than pressing them normally. This conveys that I am a badass and in a hurry.
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Oct 23, 2023 23:27
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The yeti always gets me when I'm skiing
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My older co-workers think I'm a genius just because I try out all the menu options on my theodolite.
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Oct 23, 2023 23:39
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My mouse battery reload animations are impressive and efficient.
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I often team up with friends to perform dual power attacks for massive elemental damage.
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i tried eating 50 apples to mend a broken leg
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numberoneposter posted:i tried eating 50 apples to mend a broken leg Something that severe would need at least 3 ingredients!!
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I look for the floating green first aid kits when I get hurt
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I guess it didn't affect my life TOO much, but it definitely caused me to think skateboarding was going to be much easier than it actually turned out to be.
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