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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > NBA Oct/Nov/IST GDT: Magic Mike firemen and shaken up pizza
 
Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 New rule should be if you aren’t a HOF tier player and your elbow accidentally hits Lebron’s nose then you get punched in the face by a bench goon

* # ¿ Oct 25, 2023 01:12
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 Need more Rui IMO

* # ¿ Oct 30, 2023 04:36
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 Huert Locker

* # ¿ Oct 30, 2023 04:45
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

de curry GOAT posted:

no rui no win
💯

* # ¿ Oct 30, 2023 04:47
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 Why is Suggs acting like this is game 7

* # ¿ Oct 31, 2023 06:01
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 So far Christian Wood doesn’t seem to be as trash at defense as the blog boys said

* # ¿ Nov 2, 2023 05:11
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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Ghost Dog posted:

how would you even be able to tell one specific person on the lakers was trash at defense lol. its 4 guys running unencumbered to the rim and one single eyebrow between them and scoring

Very fair

* # ¿ Nov 2, 2023 05:14
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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The Glumslinger posted:

Basically the Javale McGee role except hitting 3s on offense

That sounds pretty good, gonna need his defensive slotting to survive on perimeter guys to preserve my Rui minutes though

* # ¿ Nov 2, 2023 05:21
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 https://x.com/stevejones20/status/1719933358677897461

Game 4 (of the season) Klay

* # ¿ Nov 2, 2023 05:25
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 https://x.com/cjzero/status/1719943507022958715

* # ¿ Nov 2, 2023 06:11
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 https://x.com/nba_paint/status/1411498901752983556

* # ¿ Nov 11, 2023 06:37
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 Time for the nation to admit that cranky insufferable Van Gundy commentating is better content than Doc Rivers

* # ¿ Nov 25, 2023 02:13
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 The zombie Heat are gonna scare a favorite in the playoffs again if Jaquez can survive the rookie wall

* # ¿ Nov 29, 2023 03:57
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 These Pacers fans are really enjoying their Haliburton, love this for them

* # ¿ Dec 5, 2023 03:43
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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de curry GOAT posted:

Masked Rui!

Has the nation of Ruistan decided how they feel about this :

https://x.com/kingjakevii/status/1731153128894980228

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2023 04:32
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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de curry GOAT posted:

Minding our business op

Fair and well-adjusted

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2023 04:49
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 https://x.com/josheberley/status/1732235759569293496

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2023 05:24
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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Ghost Dog posted:

d'lo is such a silly dude. a clown like entity

I hope he has made amends with Swaggy P and been passed the clown torch

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2023 05:33
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 Lebron James

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2023 06:30
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 https://x.com/thehoopcentral/status/1732272415076729141

* # ¿ Dec 6, 2023 06:35
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 Lebron James

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2023 03:56
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 Time to pad Rui stats now

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2023 05:11
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 Tim Chalamet spotted

* # ¿ Dec 10, 2023 03:10
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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

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 Christian Wood minutes in shambles

* # ¿ Dec 10, 2023 04:25
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