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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Outta my way, I gotta Jerk it! (Nsfw?)

Harold Fjord: Jan 3, 2004

TomR posted:

# ? Dec 9, 2023 19:52

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 11:13

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Grammarchist posted:

Andross face made me lol

Sashimi posted:

:popeye:

TomR posted:

Jerking off will be with you... always...

# ? Dec 9, 2023 20:28

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

TomR posted:

Lmao

# ? Dec 9, 2023 21:43

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Bregor posted:

Jerking off will be with you... always...

"No, Luke.... I jerked you off."

# ? Dec 9, 2023 21:48

Grammarchist: Jan 28, 2013

"But with the blast shield down I can't even see! How am I supposed to jerk?"
"Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them."

# ? Dec 9, 2023 22:16

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Here is something

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# ? Dec 9, 2023 23:09

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

What is that fuckin font anyway? I can't figure it out.

The one from the original comic I mean.

# ? Dec 9, 2023 23:15

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

wesleywillis posted:

What is that fuckin font anyway? I can't figure it out.

The one from the original comic I mean.

It's handwritten.
Someone posted earlier that segoe print is similar looking if you don't want to write it out.

# ? Dec 9, 2023 23:17

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Thanks, I was wondering. I think I found that font that you mentioned.

Heres something else

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# ? Dec 9, 2023 23:40

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

It's real.

# ? Dec 10, 2023 02:02

GhostofJohnMuir: Aug 14, 2014; anime is not good

TomR posted:

ok, all the stuff that's been posted has been great, but this really got me

# ? Dec 10, 2023 02:18

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

wesleywillis posted:

Here is something

i did that one like 5 pages ago :v:

:v:

# ? Dec 10, 2023 06:04

itry: Aug 23, 2019

# ? Dec 10, 2023 12:28

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

TomR posted:

:perfect:

# ? Dec 10, 2023 13:56

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

Nicodemus Dumps posted:

hahahaha

# ? Dec 10, 2023 15:26

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Aishlinn posted:

i did that one like 5 pages ago

GODDAMMIT!!!

Great minds etc...

# ? Dec 10, 2023 15:44

A LOVELY LAD: Feb 8, 2006; Hey man, wanna hear a secret?; College Slice

Already done? Inspired by the above

# ? Dec 10, 2023 16:33

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

TomR posted:

loving amazing

# ? Dec 10, 2023 17:20

itry: Aug 23, 2019

A LOVELY LAD posted:

Already done? Inspired by the above

That would explain that :hmmyes:

:hmmyes:

# ? Dec 10, 2023 18:00

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

# ? Dec 10, 2023 22:27

Akratic Method: Mar 9, 2013; It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QVaBK0CMI9A

# ? Dec 10, 2023 23:27

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

I miss the times of frequent dankmus drops

# ? Dec 11, 2023 00:13

DarkSol: May 18, 2006; Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

:dudsmile:

# ? Dec 11, 2023 00:28

Harry_Potato: May 21, 2021

A LOVELY LAD posted:

Already done? Inspired by the above

Apologies for mooching your work but I felt I had something to add.

# ? Dec 11, 2023 02:44

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Seth Pecksniff posted:

# ? Dec 12, 2023 03:10

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

I was waiting for that to show up in here. Surprised it took so long.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 03:11

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Alan Smithee posted:

Seth Pecksniff posted:

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# ? Dec 12, 2023 03:30

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

Grey Cat posted:

lol i was working on it but you did a better job

# ? Dec 12, 2023 03:43

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Grey Cat posted:

:ohdear:

# ? Dec 12, 2023 03:44

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

MrQwerty posted:

lol i was working on it but you did a better job

:wink:

I honestly figured someone would have done it hours ago since it's been posted in all the threads. I held off until it got posted in here so I busted one out real quick.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 04:06

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

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# ? Dec 12, 2023 05:14

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Ghostlight posted:

I've been seen.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 05:20

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Grey Cat posted:

wowee

# ? Dec 12, 2023 05:31

Nicodemus Dumps: Jan 9, 2006; Just chillin' in the sink

# ? Dec 12, 2023 05:40

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Grey Cat posted:

lol

# ? Dec 12, 2023 10:03

itry: Aug 23, 2019

Edit:

_{Made it better}

Ghostlight posted:

itry fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Dec 12, 2023

# ? Dec 12, 2023 10:07

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Grey Cat posted:

:golfclap:

# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:02

TomR: Apr 1, 2003; I both own and operate a pirate ship.

Ghostlight posted:

Yup.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 15:14

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

itry posted:

Edit:

_{Made it better}

yesssss

# ? Dec 12, 2023 16:14

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 11:13

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Thanks to the artist's penchant for poo poo I didn't really change much...lol.

# ? Dec 12, 2023 21:49

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