Which of these is the worst joke? This poll is closed. |
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What do donkeys like to watch on TV? Bray Watch! | 3 | 18.75% | |
Why did the squid get expelled from school? For kraken jokes! | 2 | 12.50% | |
A donkey walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey!" The donkey replies, "Aah, you read my mind!" | 2 | 12.50% | |
Have you heard about the squid that's really good at their job? The manager loves this ink-redible employee! | 2 | 12.50% | |
How do you compliment a donkey? Hey, nice rear end! | 0 | 0% | |
Never eat the calamari at the free legal benefit: That's squid pro quo! | 1 | 6.25% | |
What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys? An assassination! | 3 | 18.75% | |
Did you hear about the cephalopod who tried wearing pants? He got squid marks! | 3 | 18.75% | |
Total: | 16 votes |
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Well, this is bullshit. Apparently I'm only allowed one more chance at flooding the Leper's Colony with animal facts! This is bullshit! So, I'm gonna make it count, do something different this time. This is a squid: And this is a donkey: We'll learn about these two fascinating creatures through your rap sheet! That means you get a comedy sixer for posting here. And you can post as many times as you like! Also, to make it more fun, which of those two you get to learn about is entirely random. Like loot boxes! Sorta! |
# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:02 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:43 |
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hit me with a squonkey please! or a donid! dealer's choice!! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:06 |
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gimme your weirdest fact (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 26, 2023 20:19 |
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:08 |
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A probe for this post would just be squid pro quo. Donkey shane! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 26, 2023 22:20 |
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one of each, please. both animals deserve our respect and understanding (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:39 |
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hit me (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 26, 2023 23:53 |
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I asked AI for a squid mixed with a donkey and got this gem (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:09 |
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Hit me with an interesting animal fact. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:41 |
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heh heh. squid marks. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 02:37 |
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I request an animal rap sheet. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 02:46 |
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I have been spending too much time on pleasure island, send me to bed 🐎 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 03:17 |
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Hook me up, squidfact if i have to choose one (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 04:22 |
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HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 06:15 |
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gimme a weird fact please! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 06:28 |
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I am hoping for squid facts, but I just love learning things (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 06:52 |
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gently caress a squid. I've always been a donkey man (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 06:59 |
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I've got the yearn and I'm ready to learn (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:12 |
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HHHHEHEEEE HAAAAW (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:33 |
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gently caress me up (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:35 |
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Animal facts please. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 15:56 |
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I need to know more about squids and/or donkeys. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 16:24 |
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Fact: A donkey is a kind of aminal. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 17:39 |
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A chance to learn is a chance to grow. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 17:52 |
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hello i'd like a donkey and/or squid fact to always carry with me (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 18:17 |
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learn me about the dignified donkey pls (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 21:11 |
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alright champ, give me the hard facts! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 23:14 |
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It’s date night for me and my gf so gimme another fact to show off to her! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 23:34 |
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i wish to learn (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 27, 2023 23:45 |
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Crossing forum boundaries in my continual search for cephalopod and/or rear end facts (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 28, 2023 04:32 |
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dreams of sweet hooves and suckers dance in my head (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 28, 2023 05:51 |
What's squids up to (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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# ? Oct 29, 2023 01:21 |
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the squid is lid (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 29, 2023 13:51 |
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hit me with another of them there facts! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 30, 2023 01:21 |
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yo (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 30, 2023 03:13 |
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can I have both? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Oct 30, 2023 05:15 |
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Hello I love donkeys very much, they look like such sweethearts. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 30, 2023 05:31 |
Got hugged outta the game. Hit me with a factual sixer please. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Oct 30, 2023 14:24 |
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mods did 9-11 (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 30, 2023 15:24 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:43 |
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Ooooh I hope I get a squid fact! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back. |
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