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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Private Cumshoe posted:

It's pathetic to be a landlord of studio apartments

but they make so much money. While doing nothing

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
What's a studio apartment?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dead Sex-Parrot posted:

What's a studio apartment?

one room that has living space, a bedroom and a kitchin all in one space.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
What's a battle?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Private Cumshoe posted:

What's a battle?

really gonna ask this on this site?
Its when people fight each other

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
If 3O had actual rich people money: It's actually extremely pathetic to NOT live in a studio apartment. Mine is 4,000 sqft in Manhattan, and has smart privacy dividers throughout it to simulate individual rooms when it is desirable.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Sure a studio apartment in Manhattan is nice but you have to import your water from Brooklyn if you want to make a proper bagel

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Private Cumshoe posted:

Sure a studio apartment in Manhattan is nice but you have to import your water from Brooklyn if you want to make a proper bagel

its all from the east river who cares

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
Most Loved
I remember 3O complaining once that his allowance or trust fund was only enough to cover his housing and car lease, and he had to work for actual spending money at a job he didn’t like

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

i live in a two bedroom apartment and if i had Actual Rich People money i'd probably pay off some debts then keep living in the same apartment and just buy a whole lot of very expensive audio gear and go on some extremely nice vacations. and i'd stop drinking any kind of bourbon other than Willet

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Earwicker posted:

wtf do you guys think a "meme" is??

in the trades, that's the name we use for a cum brick

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

hey three olives, my dad gave me more money than yours gave you :smug:

also olives loving suck

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mr.Acula posted:

hey three olives, my dad gave me more money than yours gave you :smug:

also olives loving suck

dude the olivies got like 12 grand and bought a 450,000 condo in Arizona

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Thats all? What a loser, should have asked his dad for more money.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mr.Acula posted:

Thats all? What a loser, should have asked his dad for more money.

hes a homer. Sorry I mean homeowner. Cant take that away from him.
You know, unless you are the bank

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Just lmao if you didn't inherit a political dynasty

Even a little one

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Mr.Acula posted:

also olives loving suck

:manning:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Does this studio apartment have a beach side view?

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Mr.Acula posted:

hey three olives, my dad gave me more money than yours gave you :smug:

also olives loving suck

Same.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Does this studio apartment have a beach side view?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpSo_zj0UQw

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

one room that has living space, a bedroom and a kitchin all in one space.

Mine is really small I would hesitate to say it has a bedroom and a living space theyre the same space

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

pencilhands posted:

Mine is really small I would hesitate to say it has a bedroom and a living space theyre the same space

that is an efficietly. and should be advertised as such.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that is an efficietly. and should be advertised as such.

It probably was I moved in here a long time ago

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mr.Acula posted:

also olives loving suck


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR2Jh2i7JgY

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

pencilhands posted:

It probably was I moved in here a long time ago

ok. cool. I think

Triikan
Feb 23, 2007
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that is an efficietly. and should be advertised as such.

Efficiency is just the modern word they use for Studios, since studios have such a negative connotation nowadays. They're the same thing. I googled and found articles saying there is a difference, but the differences listed I've seen applied to listings with either name.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Triikan posted:

Efficiency is just the modern word they use for Studios, since studios have such a negative connotation nowadays. They're the same thing. I googled and found articles saying there is a difference, but the differences listed I've seen applied to listings with either name.

you are cool as poo poo! Teach me more!

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


studios are chill as long as you dont gently caress up scent management

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

studios are chill as long as you dont gently caress up scent management

I rip rear end constantly so my apartment always smells like I poo poo myself

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

pencilhands posted:

I rip rear end constantly so my apartment always smells like I poo poo myself

Open some windows, create a cross breeze.

Godspeed son.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

pencilhands posted:

I rip rear end constantly so my apartment always smells like I poo poo myself

You know what they say, farts are like religion

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




pencilhands posted:

I rip rear end constantly so my apartment always smells like I poo poo myself

put some charcoal in your underwear

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

pencilhands posted:

I rip rear end constantly so my apartment always smells like I poo poo myself

Hell yeah. Sometimes I miss the bachelor days.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Smugworth posted:

pencilhands is not a "gimmick" they are the primary engine of content generation for GBS. without PH this place would be a ghost town.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Earwicker posted:

back in the day when AIM was a thing and we all had handles in our profiles i got a random anonymous message from some goon and they were asking me about "gbs dynamics" and wanted to know my opinion about why everyone hated three olives so i offered my theories and then it turned out that that was three olives. i dont think we ever spoke again directly lol

Let the healing begin!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004


Smugs is a gimmick she shame on you

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
I live in a house with my wife and I'm in my early 30s. MY washing mashing flooded our basement not long ago and I had to taear all the insulation out. It sucked it was fiberglass and it hosed up the vapour barrier and the furnace. We have a new washing machine now it's sick and plays a little song

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
my washing machine is down teh hallway. u gotta put quarters into it for it to function.

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I've lived in houses, townhouses and apartments and I genuinely prefer apartments. If given the choice of a house or a nice two bedroom apartment I'm for sure taking the apartment.

Also Pencilhands and wizardMaster both make threads that are basically "I thought of something, what do you think?" which, for as dumb as it can be, also is a genuinely good content generator for the forum tbh.

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