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Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

[Jeff Foxworthy voice]

... every time you call him at the hospital, you can hear a compressed air impact wrench in the background

# ? Oct 27, 2023 00:59

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 23:06

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

... his parents have died from cancer. Twice.

# ? Oct 27, 2023 01:00

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

... his diploma says his degree is in Kwanum Fiziks

# ? Oct 27, 2023 01:04

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

... his workplace requires him to have six phones

# ? Oct 27, 2023 01:12

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

... his Zoom ID is Big Papa

# ? Oct 27, 2023 01:15

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

... he asks you at dinner if you're the one that's allergic to peanuts

# ? Oct 27, 2023 01:34

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The number of fingers on each hand in his facebook photos is very inconsistent.

# ? Oct 27, 2023 16:24

alexandriao

you met him via ubereats and he came wrapped in breading

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? Oct 27, 2023 19:53

baka of lathspell

his trenchcoat leaves too much to the imagination and ur inheritance is the local cat food factory

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Oct 28, 2023 11:30

Dumb Sex-Parrot

his barbels get in the way when you try to smooch

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Oct 28, 2023 13:24

Dumb Sex-Parrot

he spends all the time at the restaurant squirming on the floor looking for scraps to eat

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Oct 28, 2023 13:25

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

When he asks you to spend the night, it's at a different house each time.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 15:19

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Oct 28, 2023 16:59

baka of lathspell

Viginti Septem posted:

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:09

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

POV: you might be getting catfished

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Oct 28, 2023 21:06

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Oct 28, 2023 22:03

Khanstant

There's a little metal hook through your cheek pulling you towards the surface world

# ? Oct 29, 2023 01:15

102823_3

....if you make too many demands.....

# ? Oct 29, 2023 01:39

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.