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“In my opinion, the day after thanksgiving is the busiest shopping day of the year” -Peggy Hill
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Oct 27, 2023 09:42
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I used to smoke pot. I still do but I used to too Mitch zoidberg
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Oct 27, 2023 09:44
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Computer games don't affect kids, I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. - Marcus Brigstocke
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Oct 27, 2023 10:04
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"Your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded." Zack Parsons, esq
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Oct 27, 2023 10:07
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"Serenity now!" - Frank Costanza
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Oct 27, 2023 10:08
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Liz Lemon: "how old is too old to have a baby?" Jack Donaghy: "nineteen."
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Oct 27, 2023 10:20
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"they say you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house. okay, how about, no throwing stones?" - demetri martin
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Oct 27, 2023 10:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnjEAaLOAg0
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Oct 27, 2023 11:01
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N. Senada posted:Post from memory or be a loser and look it up "You sir, are drunk!" "I may be drunk, but you are ugly and I will be sober in the morning." - Winston Churchill.
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Oct 27, 2023 11:13
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"She's a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and needs a screw!" - Judy
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Oct 27, 2023 11:31
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GAS MAN!
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"You have hissed all my mystery lectures, and were caught fighting a liar in the quad." - William Archibald Spooner
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Oct 27, 2023 11:50
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"Remember when I promised to kill you last?" - John Matrix
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Oct 27, 2023 13:01
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"When I told you gently caress yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally." - Adam Gibson the.. 2nd? pretty sure that's how that works
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Oct 27, 2023 13:04
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Pac and Cheese posted:"they say you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house. okay, how about, no throwing stones?" I remember that dude. Hopefully he at least got a house or something from those 15 mins.
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Oct 27, 2023 13:11
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Australian Country Party MP: "I am a Country Member!" PM: "I remember!" Dennis Skinner MP: "Half of the Tories are crooks!" Speaker of the House: "Retract that statement" Dennis Skinner MP: "Half of the Tories aren't crooks!" Snooty lady: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Sir Winston Churchill: "gently caress you."
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Oct 27, 2023 13:16
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I remember that dude. Hopefully he at least got a house or something from those 15 mins. you fuckin rear end in a top hat he got a role in contagion (2011)
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Oct 27, 2023 13:18
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Yeah incentives are important.....learned that in rehab.
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Oct 27, 2023 13:21
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redshirt posted:"Remember when I promised to kill you last?" I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls. - Bennett
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Oct 27, 2023 13:34
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"I'm gonna take you to the bank. The blood bank." - Steven Segal "HHHHRRRNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *shits pants*" - Also Steven Segal
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Oct 27, 2023 13:36
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Baal? As in bocce?
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Oct 27, 2023 13:39
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a drat" - Count Dracula
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Oct 27, 2023 13:39
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A man who dresses like an Armenian immigrant whose fallen into some money because someone was killed at the cell phone store where his brother works
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Oct 27, 2023 13:42
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These farts are like contractions for the turd baby I'm going to have later.
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Oct 27, 2023 13:54
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Trickle down economics will make the poor better off soon.
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Oct 27, 2023 13:58
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The two youts
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Oct 27, 2023 14:05
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Yo Quiero Taco Bell!
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Oct 27, 2023 14:07
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frankly, my dear, i don't give a poo poo
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Oct 27, 2023 14:08
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We already know what art is! It's paintings of horses!
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Oct 27, 2023 14:10
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werewolf bar mitzva, spooky, scary! boys becoming men, men becoming wolves!
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Oct 27, 2023 14:11
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The Bramble posted:werewolf bar mitzva, spooky, scary! why didn't they make a full music video for that song!!!
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Oct 27, 2023 14:12
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"Fart" -jimmyjams
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Oct 27, 2023 14:12
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BrigadierSensible posted:GAS MAN! IS THERE SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AFTER YOU?
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Oct 27, 2023 14:14
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"My knob don’t half ache!" - Dudley Moore
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Oct 27, 2023 14:17
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HE HATES THOSE CANS
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Oct 27, 2023 14:17
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"Gotta go fast" -Sonic
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Oct 27, 2023 14:31
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Suck my dick you fuckman
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Oct 27, 2023 15:01
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Where's the beef???
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Oct 27, 2023 15:02
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"I think I just poo poo myself!" "Nah, you always smell like that." - Ghost Ship, don't remember who.
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