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Women fart in husbands laps, what's that about?
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Das Boo posted:"She's a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and needs a screw!" "I don't appreciate you talking about Patty that way." -Doug
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Oct 27, 2023 15:14
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"What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women." - Reese Witherspoon, Legally Blonde (2001) if I remember right.
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Oct 27, 2023 15:15
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See, nobody cares Also the entire script of the room.
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Oct 27, 2023 15:16
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23 skidoo!
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Oct 27, 2023 15:20
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I don't have wheels on my car. That's one thing you should know about me.
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Oct 27, 2023 15:32
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Dean Venture - "I *dare* you to make less sense"
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Oct 27, 2023 15:43
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I was saying boourns
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Oct 27, 2023 16:08
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No soup for you 
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Oct 27, 2023 16:55
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I am the Son of God
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Oct 27, 2023 17:02
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The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. Sooooo doooo.
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Oct 27, 2023 17:22
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Slip posted:Suck my dick you fuckman Was gonna say this
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Oct 27, 2023 17:41
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“I like long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last for three days.“ ~Air Bud
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Oct 27, 2023 17:53
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No Ticket
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Oct 27, 2023 17:56
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Mozi posted:frankly, my dear, i don't give a poo poo before you have explosive diarrhea.
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Oct 27, 2023 17:58
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If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college
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Oct 27, 2023 18:01
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“gently caress my wife, please!” ~ Clamdestine Boyster
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Oct 27, 2023 18:03
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"you shall not pass!.......without taking one of my flyers that will end up in the garbage can three feet down the promenade" -guy dressed up like a budget Gandalf down at eerie canal days.
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Oct 27, 2023 18:05
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great big cardboard tube posted:If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college Lewis Black right?
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Oct 27, 2023 18:08
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What I don't understand is...when you owe a bookie a lot of money, and he, say, blows off one of your toes, you still owe him the money. Doesn't seem fair to me.
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Oct 27, 2023 18:19
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verbal enema posted:Lewis Black right? I don't think we ever learned the horse's name
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Oct 27, 2023 18:28
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"You ever wish you could just gently caress anybody?" Rodney Dangerfield
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Oct 27, 2023 18:35
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"We have on our hands what some scholars would commonly refer to as...'A real shitpickle'" - Ronnie (RunRonnie Run played by david cross)
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Oct 27, 2023 18:37
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“Hey, guys! Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Alright! Welp, see ya later!”
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Oct 27, 2023 19:07
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Well, THAT just happened
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Oct 27, 2023 19:12
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If you see granos call the police
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Oct 27, 2023 19:21
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hoops on first
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Oct 27, 2023 19:25
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you can't fax glitter! well not with that attitude!
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Oct 27, 2023 19:32
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Big bada-boom -Oppenheimer, scared and confused, in a skimpy scifi-thong outfit That's right, big bada-boom -Harry Truman, with lust in his eyes
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Oct 27, 2023 19:34
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That's right. You're riding on the BUS, dirt boy. You know why? You deserve the bus. Where as I will be riding in style on the airplane.
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Oct 27, 2023 19:38
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Sign outside brothel of Innulus and Papilio. 79 AD, Pompeii: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
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Oct 27, 2023 19:38
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You're helping with the surgery! Why me? You're good at math. How is that supposed to help!? ...can't hurt.
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Oct 27, 2023 19:42
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"Captain Phillips is free. All your friends are dead. It's over" --some movie about a dude on a boat, maybe Titanic? You Are A Werewolf posted:“Hey, guys! Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Alright! "We got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
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Oct 27, 2023 19:52
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Tumble posted:"Captain Phillips is free. All your friends are dead. It's over" WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!!!!
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Oct 27, 2023 19:53
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It’s Pat!
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Oct 27, 2023 19:56
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To get to the other side!
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Oct 27, 2023 19:57
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I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
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Oct 27, 2023 20:03
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haljordan posted:WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!!!! That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for. Look, see this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one
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Oct 27, 2023 20:08
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Extra Large Marge posted:I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this Oh I got a magazine for ya, buddy!
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Oct 27, 2023 20:09
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“I got worms!”
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