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Did you pay the gas bill? Do you realize what you've done?!
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"My wife, let me tell you about my wife. As soon as we got married she nagged me constantly. I told her, I said, honey, don't lose your head..... We're no longer together." -- Henry VIII
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maybeadracula posted:I don't think we ever learned the horse's name When I was a bartender I once had a middle aged white lady who kept sobbing about how her horse had died and she kept trying to get sympathy from strangers who wanted nothing to do with her. Eventually she ran out of cash and asked if she could buy more drinks on her credit card she didn’t have with her if she gave me the credit card number. She couldn’t believe I said no and scolded me again for not appreciating what a sad day it was because her horse had died This all happened in a blues club in the south loop in Chicago
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eSports Chaebol posted:When I was a bartender I once had a middle aged white lady who kept sobbing about how her horse had died and she kept trying to get sympathy from strangers who wanted nothing to do with her. Eventually she ran out of cash and asked if she could buy more drinks on her credit card she didn’t have with her if she gave me the credit card number. She couldn’t believe I said no and scolded me again for not appreciating what a sad day it was because her horse had died but what was the horse's name!?
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maybeadracula posted:but what was the horse's name!? Didn't have one, she found it running free where the desert had turned to sea.
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"I'm sitting in the smallest room in my house. Your review of my play is before me. Soon, it will be behind me." -George Bernard Shaw
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Do you REALIZE the street value of this mountain?!?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOkWWV6a_U Sorry for the convenience
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Blow up the Earth? But that's where I keep all my stuff!
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I was in a bar one night when a giant blob of greasy nonhuman tissue slimed its way in trailing a stench so foul the plants were dying. It settled beside me and said “Hi, I’m TVs Sarah Jessica Parker”.
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bitterandtwisted posted:Australian Country Party MP: "I am a Country Member!" That MP was Doug Anthony, who had his name taken by the Doug Anthony All Stars.
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“I just flew in from Chicago and boy is my dick sore!” ~Jerry Seinfeld
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AY AY AY AY AY AY LUCCCCCCCCCY!!!!
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haljordan posted:What I don't understand is...when you owe a bookie a lot of money, and he, say, blows off one of your toes, you still owe him the money. Doesn't seem fair to me. Note to self: Remember to get rear end wart cream for giant wart ON MY rear end.
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redshirt posted:Pow! To the Moon! it was "Bang. Zoom. Straight to the moon" You clown. or futurama, and beating my wife have changed my memory
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Dodgson! We got Dodgson here!! - Newman
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Zugzwang posted:Dodgson! We got Dodgson here!! see? no one cares
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For so many years I'd have sworn he was saying Dahtzen
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:see? no one cares
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Go that way, really fast! If something gets in your way, turn.
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redshirt posted:AY AY AY AY AY AY LUCCCCCCCCCY!!!! at some point they’re going to start censoring reruns because he actually did swear a bunch
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eSports Chaebol posted:at some point they’re going to start censoring reruns because he actually did swear a bunch did he swear in mexican? totally missed that
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"Well, what if there IS no tomorrow?? There wasn't one today!"
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:did he swear in mexican? totally missed that He’s Cuban (good guy mafia Cuba not bad Castro Cuba) but yeah there were at least a few “ay carajo”s in there a few times when he started going rapidfire yelling
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Let off some steam, Bennett.
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eSports Chaebol posted:He’s Cuban (good guy mafia Cuba not bad Castro Cuba) but yeah there were at least a few “ay carajo”s in there a few times when he started going rapidfire yelling oh ok. I only know puerto rican mexican
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Why the hell was The Fonz hanging around with a bunch of high school kids? Nerds at that. Also: Ayyyyyy! - The Fonz
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redshirt posted:Why the hell was The Fonz hanging around with a bunch of high school kids? Nerds at that. Al Molinaro is from Kenosha and there is a brand new fundraiser drive to get a bronze statute of him put up here.  edit: oh poo poo, we went to the same high school 
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