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maybeadracula posted:Eat my shorts cowabunga dude
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As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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Oct 29, 2023 23:14
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You meatball!
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Oct 29, 2023 23:18
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I see nothing. Nothing!
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Oct 29, 2023 23:19
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Whachyoo talkin' 'bout Willis? *Laugh Track
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Oct 29, 2023 23:22
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Jesus CHRIST, Gil! There are some things you just don't talk about in public.
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. Honestly, TV was all downhill from that moment.
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Oct 30, 2023 02:28
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Up your nose with a rubber hose
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Oct 30, 2023 03:23
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"AAAAUUUGGHHH!!" -Jazz being tossed from a bel air home
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Oct 30, 2023 04:31
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Nanunanu
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Fuckstick posted:Nanunanu I hated that show, even as a kid.
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Oct 30, 2023 04:33
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Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
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Zugzwang posted:How often did y'all use the "I picked the wrong week to stop..." lines from Airplane? Every day. It was the go-to response to being harassed by a member, the chef, or the manager. redshirt posted:No Caddyshack??! Mostly "Cinderella story, boy out of nowhere." But we would sing "I'm all right!" And do the gopher dance. But only in the supply room. The busboys would go to a movie after shift about once a month. That's where we picked up most of our lines (this was in the days before VCRs). Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Oct 30, 2023 |
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Oct 30, 2023 05:03
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Genesplicer posted:Every day. It was the go-to response to being harassed by a member, the chef, or the manager. nothing for the effort?
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Oct 30, 2023 05:17
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"This is a great comedic line from the past." "All comedic lines are from the past. 'This comedic line is from the future.' Son of a bitch, let me see that thread." -Mitch Hedberg, sorta.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:nothing for the effort? Big hitter, the Lama...... long.
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Oct 30, 2023 12:18
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Is this true? Yes, this man has no dick.
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Oct 30, 2023 13:43
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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
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Oct 31, 2023 23:58
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Mary had a little lamb ... BUT I ATE IT
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Is Granny spry?
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Rising Damp, 1976, Leonard Rossiters Rigsby attempts to open a jar of pickles for Miss Jones but fails before passing it to younger, more handsome Philip who effortlessly yanks the lid off. "Well, I must have loosened it for him" Rigsby boldly proclaims Still remember my dad watching that show and that one line putting him into fits of laughter
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Nov 1, 2023 02:15
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Mah Wife!
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Nov 1, 2023 02:41
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He hates these cans!!
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redshirt posted:He hates these cans!! I was born a poor black child
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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
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MrQwerty posted:I was born a poor black child Every year when the new phone book comes in the mail I always excitedly tell my wife “THE NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE!” But she never laughs
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Dy-no-MIIIIIIIIIIITE! *Laugh Track*
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You see, Bob: it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.
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Nov 1, 2023 11:24
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FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
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Nov 1, 2023 11:38
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Orange whip? Orange whip?
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Nov 1, 2023 11:41
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Private Cumshoe posted:im gay - Curt Kobain "Wowee, neato! This shotgun is great, I can't wait to polish it in my greenhouse!! Ooh, I'd better check inside the barrels to see if it's loaded... I'll just look down the front while I polish this alarmingly sensitive trigger with great vigour! Okay all clean now I'm going to loving kill myself with it lol"
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Eesh.
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Private Cumshoe posted:im gay - Curt Kobain Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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