Great comedic lines from the past

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Great comedic lines from the past

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

Australian Country Party MP: "I am a Country Member!"
PM: "I remember!"

Dennis Skinner MP: "Half of the Tories are crooks!"
Speaker of the House: "Retract that statement"
Dennis Skinner MP: "Half of the Tories aren't crooks!"

Snooty lady: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Sir Winston Churchill: "gently caress you."

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