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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Great comedic lines from the past
 
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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
 "My wife, let me tell you about my wife. As soon as we got married she nagged me constantly. I told her, I said, honey, don't lose your head.....

We're no longer together."

-- Henry VIII

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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

redshirt posted:

Why the hell was The Fonz hanging around with a bunch of high school kids? Nerds at that.

Also: Ayyyyyy!

- The Fonz

Sit on it, Potsie.

-- Louis XIV

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Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Honestly, TV was all downhill from that moment.

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