Great comedic lines from the past

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Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Dodgson! We got Dodgson here!!

- Newman

# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 19:20

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:41

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

see? no one cares

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!

# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 19:33

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Go that way, really fast! If something gets in your way, turn.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 20:15

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Let off some steam, Bennett.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 21:56

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

A Strange Aeon posted:

It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway

Try having a Pepsi, you might feel better

# ¿ Oct 28, 2023 22:38

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Genesplicer posted:

Back when I was a busboy at a country club, half the conversations the busboy staff had were just lines from "Animal House", "Airplane", and "Rocky Horror Picture Show" that happened to fit the situation.

How often did y'all use the "I picked the wrong week to stop..." lines from Airplane?

# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 11:32

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

60% of the time, it works every time.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 12:38

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

redshirt posted:

7 years of college! Down the drain!

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 13:18

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Jesus CHRIST, Gil! There are some things you just don't talk about in public.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 23:36

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

Is Granny spry?

# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 01:28

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:41

Zugzwang: Jan 2, 2005; You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.; Ramrod XTreme

You see, Bob: it's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 11:24

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