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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i think you maybe get to go to a dream world forever and see some naked ladies etc, and then it just is dreaming for ever, or just ceasing to be, i do not remember anything before being a person so i do not believe likely there is anything to remember or be etc after im done being a person well let me know what you think thanks everyone, i love you

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I think I will finally get laid.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


no you wont

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Please respect my beliefs.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sorry

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
sometimes someone has sex with your body or it gets blown up by the us govt to test weapons

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
It's cool.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

drilldo squirt posted:

I think you will finally get laid.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

BasicLich posted:

sometimes someone has sex with your body or it gets blown up by the us govt to test weapons

I don't really care what happens to my body.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
pee pee doo doo

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

personally, i hope i poo poo my pants as a final 'gently caress you' to this dumbass world

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Honestly it's probably like going to sleep where you don't dream and then you just never wake up so you don't even have the ability to notice you are dead right. The fear is the lizard brain ruining your life.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

A dream melts away and.....

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Reincarnation is the only cool afterlife idea because gently caress floating around in heaven for eternity that would be so boring.

Though being a detached energy consciousness roaming the endless universe looking for cool poo poo to look at and say "whoa neat" would be ok.

Probably just a void tbh.

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004
nothing

until time and space start running in reverse

then all this lovely posting will be deleted

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
It’s probably going to be a lot like it was before you were born.

Remember that? Yeah, kinda like that.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Is it even edgy to suggest that you just stop existing anymore?

People pretend but they know.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

It’s probably going to be a lot like it was before you were born.

Remember that? Yeah, kinda like that.

Exactly

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Matthew Perry knows now

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'd like to keep existing after death please.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
I'll run to the forums to post about it when it happens.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I won't forget my dad on his deathbed literally minutes from when he passed saying he was scared and crying a bit because he grew up Catholic but didn't continue that into his adult life.

Powerful fear is generated by cults.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

SIDS Vicious posted:

i do not remember anything before being a person u

heck I don't even remember being a person rn

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

drilldo squirt posted:

I'd like to keep existing after death please.

But you won't.. so enjoy this life it's the one you get. Do good and make reality better!

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Wendigee posted:

But you won't

Rude.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Wendigee posted:

Is it even edgy to suggest that you just stop existing anymore?

People pretend but they know.

Genuinely if it's anything but this I'm gonna be pissed. I don't want to live an afterlife, I don't want to be in a new universe, or re-exist, or reincarnate or any loving thing if I have to remember this life. I'm one and done baybee, I live this life, then I want to simply stop, anything else is unexpectedly extending tedium.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I bet after I die I leave a mortal coil (nasty pile of poo poo when my body can't hold it in any more)

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
go to church, sid

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
You become a zombie, OP. Then when you die as a zombie you become a skeleton, and when you die as a skeleton you become a ghost.

Don't ask what happens when you die as a ghost, you know that's a dumb question

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Hopefully a funeral.

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

After an unskippable animation of the way in which you died from a view above your body, it slowly fades to black and goes to a menu. With Start new Life, Load Saved Life or Quit. If you start a new life you end up in a new body as soon as you gain sentience. If you load saved life you get to go back to any point in your previous life and continue living. If you quit whatever you were looking at previously freezes and it's dark and silent forever.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

You know, when you think about it, we're really just a brain and spinal cord.

Everything else is designed to protect, move, reproduce, etc, that brain and stem.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I don't think I'll be able to think any more after that OP so it's best not to waste time thinking about it now

Naylenas
Sep 11, 2003

I was out of my head so it was out of my hands


Could these gates be any more pearly

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

drilldo squirt posted:

I'd like to keep existing after death please.

Sorry, I just checked and as you didn't return that library book in high school no existence after death for you.

Librarians always make sure their are consequences for those who cross them.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

syntaxfunction posted:

Genuinely if it's anything but this I'm gonna be pissed. I don't want to live an afterlife, I don't want to be in a new universe, or re-exist, or reincarnate or any loving thing if I have to remember this life. I'm one and done baybee, I live this life, then I want to simply stop, anything else is unexpectedly extending tedium.

I mean it will be but :chloe:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Sure would suck to not see my dad and grandparents again... But yeah they don't exist anymore and I won't even know that I didn't.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



You get to quit going to work everyday

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Suddenly, you're aware. All is dark, for what seems like.... a far off light.
That grows closer, brighter, turns to red, blood, WOOSH!!! A new world....

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Naylenas posted:

Could these gates be any more pearly

workin on it keep an eye out for st. pete

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