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When you die you can only post in the anime subfourm.
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GABA ghoul posted:Really depends on if they manage to freeze my head in time or not. So either I'm gonna wake up in an utopian future in a new body hanging out with weird aliens and making art for all of eternity or just never wake up at all and cease to exist justin whang just did a video on massive cryogenics failures where peoples frozen bodies ended up as soup because the power failed
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Oct 29, 2023 16:50
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Pretty sure your bowels release, yeah, though I have never seen someone die right in front of me and only know this from general pop culture exposure. I believe Elvis knew this
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Oct 29, 2023 16:52
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SIDS Vicious posted:justin whang just did a video on massive cryogenics failures where peoples frozen bodies ended up as soup because the power failed Do the dead people get a refund?
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Oct 29, 2023 17:38
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:You turn into a ghost. "AVVVVvvvveeeennge me....." - Me, a lonely ghost watching Earth fade away in the distance
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Oct 29, 2023 18:13
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Grey Cat posted:In a book called Everlost, when you die you sink into the planet unless you're standing on dead ground like a burnt forest or house and stuff. Oh I like that!! Just think of all the dead people in your cell phone right now.
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Oct 29, 2023 18:15
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Wait....what happens during the smelting process? Do all the ghosts merge together? So like, I have a ghost centipede thing going on in my cell phone?
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Oct 29, 2023 18:18
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If you're strong in the Force you can show up in one of the Special Editions
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Oct 29, 2023 18:19
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:Wait....what happens during the smelting process? Do all the ghosts merge together? So like, I have a ghost centipede thing going on in my cell phone? I imagine the ghost juice just kinda mixes together into one mass and fuses with whatever material as a ghost alloy. redshirt posted:If you're strong in the Force you can show up in one of the Special Editions If I can, I'm coming back as one of the hologram dancers from the starwars christmas special.
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Oct 29, 2023 18:20
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You go into Spectate Mode until the end of the current round of existence, after which we get team-scrambled for the next match. You can choose to spawn in as a passive bird if you like, though. Game clock says we still have a few billion years left in the round but if someone on the Retrovirus team scores another flag capture we could restart sooner
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Oct 29, 2023 18:33
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Speaking of ghost juice: I once heard of a Thai folk tradition that after death, contrary to mainstream Theravada Buddhist views, the 'you-ness' kind of leaks out of your orifices into the air, then works its way into other people and animals. And if someone was a real piece of poo poo, they would like seal their nostrils and mouth with clay so it wouldn't happen. But if you were good, all of that lives on with others.
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Oct 29, 2023 18:37
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Do they seal their butts too
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Oct 29, 2023 19:00
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There is a momentary realisation this is the 758th time you've been reborn. You start screaming with horror, but this is misinterpreted as a "healthy set of lungs". Then someone jams a tit in your mouth and the colostrum makes you forget.
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Oct 29, 2023 19:04
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HD DAD posted:Do they seal their butts too
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Oct 29, 2023 19:08
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once I've traveled through the underworld to have Osiris, Pharaoh of the Land of the Dead, weigh my heart against the feather of Ma'at, I reckon I'm a shoo-in for the Field of Reeds. just gotta remember to have
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Oct 29, 2023 20:49
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The image of a person is the same as a person. Live forever by having a graven idol made of you that can withstand the intense heat and pressures of the inevitably expanding sun.
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Oct 29, 2023 21:32
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i get eaten by the worms, and weird fishes. picked over by the worms, and weird fishes.
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Oct 29, 2023 21:34
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When you die, a ghost comes and sucks your soul out of your dick or vag. It’ll feel like you’re just about to come and then you turn into a ghost so as a ghost you’re always feeling like you’re just about to come that’s why theyre always floating around going “oooooooooo.” Also, you then gotta suck the soul out of the next person to die.
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Oct 29, 2023 21:42
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You spend like 10 seconds in a natural DMT trip that feels like tens of thousands of years of dreamy disembodiment then you stop existing.
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Oct 29, 2023 21:46
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I don’t know but I hope that I die in a funny enough way that I get a thread about it and you guys get some good yuks in.
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deep dish peat moss posted:You spend like 10 seconds in a natural DMT trip that feels like tens of thousands of years of dreamy disembodiment then you stop existing. okay so the research that was done by Hamilton and a team of biologists and chemists basically proved that there really isnt a massive dmt store in brains and that it doesn’t really appear to naturally occur in any real quantity but i hope they are wrong but alas,
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SIDS Vicious posted:okay so the research that was done by Hamilton and a team of biologists and chemists basically proved that there really isnt a massive dmt store in brains and that it doesn’t really appear to naturally occur in any real quantity but i hope they are wrong but alas, There was a cool post on futilitycloset once about how some people who have survived executions throughout history basically described a DMT trip and begged to be put back to death because it was so beautiful but I can't find it now (wait here it is https://www.futilitycloset.com/2019/06/27/exit-strategies-2/). And even though what you're saying here is true there has been a whole lot of other research that has showed pretty much the same thing like: People describing DMT trips describe them the same way as people who survived near-death experiences describe their near death experience: https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2018.01424/full DMT actually does occur naturally in mammalian brains though yeah it's not 'massive stores': https://www.michiganmedicine.org/health-lab/mystical-psychedelic-compound-found-normal-brains and yes that includes the human brain: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5048497/ (okay technically it's called INMT instead of DMT when it occurs naturally) so yeah DMT: The Spirit Molecule is bullshit (much like everything graham hancock puts out lol) but there's a lot of evidence that pretty much points to the same thing it did to a lesser degree I guess I meant "DMT Trip" in a more drug-agnostic sense that the start of death just a psychedelic trip even if it's not directly from DMT deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Oct 29, 2023 |
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Oct 29, 2023 22:02
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I kind of hope I go into 4-dimensional space after I die and the rest of you are just like comic book characters to me
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Oct 29, 2023 22:26
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DamnCanadian posted:I kind of hope I go into 4-dimensional space after I die and the rest of you are just like comic book characters to me I have good news friend.
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Oct 29, 2023 23:12
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I hope I get a post credits scene
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Oct 29, 2023 23:13
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Big dance number, a mix up of styles from old school Hollywood to new school hip hop.
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Oct 29, 2023 23:15
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There was this tv series based on a book years ago that basically had all humans that every lived wake up living after death along a long rear end river
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Oct 29, 2023 23:19
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same poo poo before i was born OPvaginite posted:You get to quit going to work everyday oh hell yeah
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Oct 29, 2023 23:20
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Mokotow posted:There was this tv series based on a book years ago that basically had all humans that every lived wake up living after death along a long rear end river I read this series when I was a lad called "Heroes in Hell" and it was about all these historical figures in Hell teaming up to fight stuff.
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Chinatown posted:same poo poo before i was born OP Your parents loving for all eternity
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Oct 29, 2023 23:21
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if i get to heaven and they are all "ah its all good you dont even have to take shits anymore" im gonna be so loving mad
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lard room
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Oct 29, 2023 23:30
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It's Riverworld. It's a miracle, but Philip José Farmer got it exactly right somehow.
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Oct 29, 2023 23:33
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that’s when the worms crawl in, op. if you’re a rich and fat enough to have a nice casket and a thorough embalming process, you might turn into soap instead gonna go ahead and recommend a couple books to this thread:
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Oct 30, 2023 00:00
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With any luck I get eaten by scavengers
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Oct 30, 2023 01:07
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You wake up in the next universe, it's an unbroken chain Unfortunately the next universe is the neverending human centipede universe
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Oct 30, 2023 01:14
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Reincarnation is weird, because it's like if you can get in touch with "past lives" imagine a future reincarnation learning your now life and all the cringy poo poo you didn't want anyone to know. Reincarnation is so embarrassing.
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oh yeah, i totally forgot. that’s when anime girls make all your dreams true. big dummy moves on my part
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