Personal Rankings Of NFL Team Colors

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Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Raiders, Dolphins, Seahawks (the more neon green the better), Jaguars, Vikings, Lions (not the lovely grey from last night), Bucs (creamsicles), Chargers (powder blues) and the Oilers power blues are all great.

Everything else is uninspired trash

# ¿ Oct 31, 2023 12:52

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:39

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

indigi posted:

Raiders colors are butt poo poo

You're thinking of the Browns

Raiders gameplay is butt poo poo though (except Maxx)

# ¿ Oct 31, 2023 15:56

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Every team that went "dark and gritty" just to be cool can go gently caress itself. Same goes for teams going all/mostly black to rip off the Raiders. Do something cool with your own colors, gently caress off.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 17:53

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

More than 6% yellow in a uniform looks like poo poo. It's a scientific fact, no need to look it up I already did the leg work.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 17:54

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

a neat cape posted:

I think every Chargers uniform with yellow pants is good

I'll allow it because the Chargers usually have pretty dope uniforms

AFC West uniform supremacy based on Raiders and Chargers alone

# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 20:22

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Pontius Pilate posted:

Same, in appreciation and boredom, so here’s the official Blind Pineapple hierarchy of divisions:

AFC West: 89, B+
AFC North: 89, B+
AFC South: 74.75, C
AFC East: 74.75, C

NFC West: 90.25, A-
NFC North: 88, B+
NFC South: 77.25, C+ (barely)
NFC East: 76, C

In order:
NFCW
AFCW/AFCN
NFCN
NFCS
NFCE
AFCS/AFCE

A+ got a 100 because it should and f got a 59 so the pats wouldn’t tank their whole division. Otherwise it was b+/c+/d+ got 88/78/68, a/b/c/d 95/85/etc, and b- got 81 and y’all can figure it out from there.

I appreciate the parity in the AFC. And this looks about right to me. Maybe this pineapple sees more than we think

AFC West is clearly the best overall division as the only one with 3 A scores. Denver is of course loving things up and is reason #2,794 why the Broncos are horrible and should be contracted by the league.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2023 14:05

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

biceps crimes posted:

Here’s my uniform tiers. There’s something I like about every teams uniforms, with one notable exception.

Entire list is invalidated by having the Raiders uniform mid-tier somehow. Been in a car crash lately or something?

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 15:46

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

MikeCrotch posted:

Raiders look cool in the all black but ruined by the aways

The throwbacks should be the away jersey. I remember watching a Raiders v Chargers game where both teams wore throwback jerseys and it was basically uniform porn.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 18:11

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:39

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

MikeCrotch posted:

I have been arguing with my gf because I am of the firm belief that she has absolutely insane jersey takes. Now she defends this by saying I am partially colourblind (true) but please back me up that these are deranged opinions;

- think Seahawks throwbacks are worse than current unis
- HATES Houston Oilers throwbacks
- Thinks Steelers unis are mid
- Prefer pewter Bucs unis to creamsicles even if its the pewter ones with the alarm clock font
- prefers dark blue chargers unis + helmets to powder blue and white helmet ones
- prefers dark green Eagles to Kelly green
- thinks 49ers have bad unis and colour scheme

It's not just me right? This is insane?

They're all red flags but hating the Oilers throwbacks is a different thing. She's probably a serial killer and you should leave while you have the chance.

Godspeed

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 19:47

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