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We all have one, but we never talk about them. Your sphincter and anus work all day holding back that nasty water and turd bricks until you can get to a toilet. Want to get down and dirty with your lady friend, but don't want no babies? The anus and sphincter got you covered. Don't worry guys, your anus can get hosed too, but like Usain Bolt make sure you stretch and use plenty of lube. Did you know you actually have two sphincters? that's right, you have an innie and an outie. The innie is a chill and relaxed dude, he pushes stool from your rectum into the anal canal. And like two children playing tag football, your innie will pass that stinky pigskin to your outer anal sphincter so he can get make a touch down, bringing the browns to the super bowl. I heard once too that your anus can taste soy sauce. MythBusters may have tested it but I didn't feel like googling it. Yeah sometimes your rectum can get cancer, but everyone makes mistakes. Who are you to judge? So while you read this, give your sphincter muscles a little squeeze and let him know you appreciated all his hard work.
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drat near killed em
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i absolutely talk about my rectum all the time OP
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i absolutely talk about my rectum all the time OP Good, you're a pioneer of our time.
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I respect my rectum for not prolapsing two weeks ago when I was unbelievably constipated and I had to pass a turd that could easily be mistaken for firewood.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I respect my rectum for not prolapsing two weeks ago when I was unbelievably constipated and I had to pass a turd that could easily be mistaken for firewood. rectum more like rektum
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does that scan
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*slaps own rear end* this baby can smuggle so much contraband
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i bleed out my rear end sometimes but its ok because it's bright red and not dark red, so i hear it's fine
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Rectum? I hardly know 'em.
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BloodThirster posted:We all have one, but we never talk about them. Speak for yourself.
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SA is at least 50-60% rectum and rectum-adjacent posting so honestly I’m not really sure where you got your statistics from op.
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:SA is at least 50-60% rectum and rectum-adjacent posting so honestly I’m not really sure where you got your statistics from op. I guess I was making assumptions and you know what they say about that. I apologize for my rash behavior.
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the rectum is nature’s pocket. like a hamster’s cheeks, except it’s in your butt. the perfect spot for stashing important survival gear. if god didn’t want you to put stuff in there he wouldn’t have given you fingers, so no need to feel awkward about it
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:drat near killed em From everyone on the forum, thank you
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:drat near killed em Yup.
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super impressive that 99% of the time your butthole can tell if it's fart or shits
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So this is where progessivism has taken us
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I know everyone here is a progressive gender agnostic tantric sex guru so it doesn't apply to us, but do you ever think about how in a typical hetero relationship, the man sees the woman's rectum all the time but she basically never sees his? Doesn't seem fair
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Well, you should give one a kiss if you appreciate them so much!
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Dick Fontaine posted:the rectum is nature’s pocket. like a hamster’s cheeks, except it’s in your butt. the perfect spot for stashing important survival gear. if god didn’t want you to put stuff in there he wouldn’t have given you fingers, so no need to feel awkward about it I completely agree, and you bring up valid points that I failed to address in my post. God DID create the anus, and its the perfect size for a finger, hamster or a dick. There is so much storage up there, I didn't want to bring up politics but with the real estate prices as they are nowadays after Covid, we're literally sitting on free space.
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feelix posted:I know everyone here is a progressive gender agnostic tantric sex guru so it doesn't apply to us, but do you ever think about how in a typical hetero relationship, the man sees the woman's rectum all the time but she basically never sees his? Doesn't seem fair that is a shame, and that's one of the reasons I want to spread the good word of the rectum as hetero male cis gender males should be spreading their anus to their wives. Many people think Goatse was a sick, twisted man, but perhaps he was just ahead of his time.
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feelix posted:I know everyone here is a progressive gender agnostic tantric sex guru so it doesn't apply to us, but do you ever think about how in a typical hetero relationship, the man sees the woman's rectum all the time but she basically never sees his? Doesn't seem fair Easily fixed by picking up a good peggin’ kit. Makes a great gift too! Put what she really wants under the tree this Christmas.
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It's a shame so many people keep their rectum hidden away, only to be seen by a select few.
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UP BUM NO BABY 
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I heard whispers upon the cold winds that there is a secret master of rectum lore, a Professor Emeritus, lurking in GBS
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Rectum Doctor at the Doctor Conference
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satanic splash-back posted:It's a shame so many people keep their rectum hidden away, only to be seen by a select few. Speak for yourself. My spokes are famous.
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What's in there anyway
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What's in there anyway Adventure!
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BUM-HOLE SNIFF
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What's in there anyway Guts and black stuff and about 50 slim jims
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