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We all have one, but we never talk about them. Your sphincter and anus work all day holding back that nasty water and turd bricks until you can get to a toilet. Want to get down and dirty with your lady friend, but don't want no babies? The anus and sphincter got you covered. Don't worry guys, your anus can get hosed too, but like Usain Bolt make sure you stretch and use plenty of lube. Did you know you actually have two sphincters? that's right, you have an innie and an outie. The innie is a chill and relaxed dude, he pushes stool from your rectum into the anal canal. And like two children playing tag football, your innie will pass that stinky pigskin to your outer anal sphincter so he can get make a touch down, bringing the browns to the super bowl. I heard once too that your anus can taste soy sauce. MythBusters may have tested it but I didn't feel like googling it. Yeah sometimes your rectum can get cancer, but everyone makes mistakes. Who are you to judge? So while you read this, give your sphincter muscles a little squeeze and let him know you appreciated all his hard work.
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i absolutely talk about my rectum all the time OP Good, you're a pioneer of our time.
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BATS FLY AT MOON posted:SA is at least 50-60% rectum and rectum-adjacent posting so honestly I’m not really sure where you got your statistics from op. I guess I was making assumptions and you know what they say about that. I apologize for my rash behavior.
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Dick Fontaine posted:the rectum is nature’s pocket. like a hamster’s cheeks, except it’s in your butt. the perfect spot for stashing important survival gear. if god didn’t want you to put stuff in there he wouldn’t have given you fingers, so no need to feel awkward about it I completely agree, and you bring up valid points that I failed to address in my post. God DID create the anus, and its the perfect size for a finger, hamster or a dick. There is so much storage up there, I didn't want to bring up politics but with the real estate prices as they are nowadays after Covid, we're literally sitting on free space.
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Nov 1, 2023 19:53
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feelix posted:I know everyone here is a progressive gender agnostic tantric sex guru so it doesn't apply to us, but do you ever think about how in a typical hetero relationship, the man sees the woman's rectum all the time but she basically never sees his? Doesn't seem fair that is a shame, and that's one of the reasons I want to spread the good word of the rectum as hetero male cis gender males should be spreading their anus to their wives. Many people think Goatse was a sick, twisted man, but perhaps he was just ahead of his time.
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