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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw_bkmor4zA

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

seems like a cool guy, op

vegetables
Mar 10, 2012

I find watching gorillas eating food very relaxing; when I was on TikTok it was all it really showed me by the end. I think it’s because they look quite like people while having no pent-up anxiety, so I just think “I feel chill in this gorilla’s presence”

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

vegetables posted:

I find watching gorillas eating food very relaxing; when I was on TikTok it was all it really showed me by the end. I think it’s because they look quite like people while having no pent-up anxiety, so I just think “I feel chill in this gorilla’s presence”

The gorilla is judging you

vegetables
Mar 10, 2012

Smugworth posted:

The gorilla is judging you

But then he’s right to

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I love goriya

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Big muscled gorillas are actually chill vegetarians.

Makes you think.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
What about the balls though?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

He fardit

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Give that gorilla some ranch dip for his veggies, it'd blow his mind.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

yea he did

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


he just like us

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


I too am a chill super swole vegetarian

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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I’m jealous of this ape

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Oh hell yeah

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

redshirt posted:

Big muscled gorillas are actually chill vegetarians.

Makes you think.

tracking my protein and calorie intake, trying to eat enough meat to gain a small amount of weight each week, meanwhile gorillas out here weighing half a ton of pure muscle eating freaking grass for dinner

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

tracking my protein and calorie intake, trying to eat enough meat to gain a small amount of weight each week, meanwhile gorillas out here weighing half a ton of pure muscle eating freaking grass for dinner

Who's the superior homo now eh?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Could he fight a bear?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

its all nice on rice posted:

Could he fight a bear?

another of natures majestic leaf eating muscle monsters

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I SEE'D A BEAR EAT A FISH

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Gorillas are good and cool.

Unlike the demon spawn that are chimps.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

its all nice on rice posted:

Could he fight a bear?
Anything could fight a bear. But I don't think he would.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'd put 100 bucks on the bear.

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
Bullshit dude the gorilla would rip a bear in half. Best him to death with his own arm.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
It's just eating?

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

its all nice on rice posted:

Could he fight a bear?

Depends what type of bear. Easy win over a black bear. Grizzly? That's a headless gorilla.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

i must compose posted:

Bullshit dude the gorilla would rip a bear in half. Best him to death with his own arm.

A polar or grizzly? I'm not so sure. The claws alone. A couple of good swipes and the ape is seriously injured.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
Ok op I checked out the gorilla, now what

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

redshirt posted:

A polar or grizzly? I'm not so sure. The claws alone. A couple of good swipes and the ape is seriously injured.

Great minds think alike.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

el dingo posted:

Ok op I checked out the gorilla, now what

Could he take a mature male grizzly in the woods, no rules?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

And for the record, I snuck up on a black bear this summer and got him to do this hilarious double take before he bolted, and I weren't afraid a bit because black bears are just a step up from pandas in the bear world, and who the heck is afraid of a panda?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Khanstant posted:

It's just eating?

good eye

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

redshirt posted:

Big muscled gorillas are actually chill vegetarians.

Makes you think.

Most of the time. Unless the meat is right there. Like a lot of "herbivores".

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

goatface posted:

Most of the time. Unless the meat is right there. Like a lot of "herbivores".

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

that gorilla is cool

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

el dingo posted:

Ok op I checked out the gorilla, now what

Dude I checked earlier and it was eating and guess what it's doing now? Still eating.

No wonder you never see gorillas at the finish line, too busy eating to drive.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

do gorillas taste like people, or do they taste different?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Not a lot of fat marbled through that muscle.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Sam, didn't he fight Godzilla?

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Loden Taylor posted:

do gorillas taste like people, or do they taste different?

Once read an article about African bush meat. Someone fond of it said monkey (didn't specify what type) tasted like turkey jerky. I think gorilla might be similar.

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