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Valko posted:Once read an article about African bush meat. Someone fond of it said monkey (didn't specify what type) tasted like turkey jerky. I think gorilla might be similar. fun facts
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gorilla muscles are so tight makes me think of how much effect a bear's claws would have
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Nov 12, 2023 00:34
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Is it a fatbear or a hungrybear?
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Nov 12, 2023 00:38
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goatface posted:Is it a fatbear or a hungrybear? A hard lean bear that survived in the forest on his own. And grew big. And hard. And lean.
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Nov 12, 2023 00:47
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That sounds like a different sort of bear.
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Nov 12, 2023 00:51
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Valko posted:Once read an article about African bush meat. Someone fond of it said monkey (didn't specify what type) tasted like turkey jerky. I think gorilla might be similar. You should see my bush meat
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Nov 12, 2023 00:57
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You can donate blood to a gorilla if you share their blood type
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Nov 16, 2023 19:05
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Khanstant posted:It's just eating? he farts once too at the beginning
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Nov 16, 2023 19:58
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vegetables posted:You can donate blood to a gorilla if you share their blood type Where can I sign up for this
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Nov 16, 2023 20:14
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vegetables posted:You can donate blood to a gorilla if you share their blood type This doesn't sound right to me, but I'm not a gorilla expert
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Nov 16, 2023 20:30
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Bula Vinaka posted:he farts once too at the beginning I was hoping every clip would have him farting and looking nervously at the camera Alas, only the first clip did
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Nov 16, 2023 21:13
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The gorilla is doing a great job, and should receive a promotion. The gorilla should earn a higher wage due to their dedication to their workplace duties. I hope that the gorilla will be recognized for their hard work, and receive ample compensation for their time. If not the gorillas should unionize for more negotiating power.
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Nov 16, 2023 21:26
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vegetables posted:You can donate blood to a gorilla if you share their blood type And if I inject their blood into my body I will be able to do 1 full pull-up!
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Nov 17, 2023 00:52
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No I will not, thanks though.
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Nov 17, 2023 01:01
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I have the proportional strength of a 64th Gorilla!!
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Nov 17, 2023 07:44
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flubber nuts posted:The gorilla is doing a great job, and should receive a promotion. The gorilla should earn a higher wage due to their dedication to their workplace duties. I hope that the gorilla will be recognized for their hard work, and receive ample compensation for their time. If not the gorillas should unionize for more negotiating power. lol
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Nov 17, 2023 07:58
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I've checked out the gorilla and I'm ready for another op
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Nov 24, 2023 21:04
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that’s just joe rogan, op
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Nov 24, 2023 21:19
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Smugworth posted:I've checked out the gorilla and I'm ready for another op
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Nov 24, 2023 21:22
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update: the gorillas unionized and got everything they bargained for after a week long walk out.
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Nov 24, 2023 22:02
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oh dang
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Nov 24, 2023 22:14
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i categorically refuse to check out that gorilla
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Nov 24, 2023 22:25
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The gorilla, is cool
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Nov 24, 2023 22:25
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A lot of talk about farting. Gorillas don't ever stop. You will smell a family of gorillas before you see or hear them. To maintain that physique they eat about 50lbs of foliage a day. That's why silverbacks have those distended stomachs. They are methane making machines. No, I am not joking. https://experts.gorillahighlands.com/daily-dose/2021/05/25/why-do-gorillas-fart-so-much/
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Nov 24, 2023 23:39
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Thread delivers the farting gorillas content I crave. 
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Nov 25, 2023 03:43
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Do you think gorillas have fart jokes/humor?
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Nov 25, 2023 04:04
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Do gorillas battle or coexist with other apes? Do they even share habitats? I'm thinking about chimps vs. Gorillas right now
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Nov 25, 2023 05:50
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Thesaurus posted:Do gorillas battle or coexist with other apes? Do they even share habitats? I'm thinking about chimps vs. Gorillas right now I don't know the actual answer to your question. But in the latest "Planet of the Apes" movies, Apes and Chimps worked together, along with all the other apes and monkeys. It was a true "Planet of the Apes"
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Nov 25, 2023 05:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7dlTMDYcwo This video purports to show gorilla vs chimp bloodshed, but it's hard to see what's happening. All is not well on the planet if the apes
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Nov 25, 2023 06:11
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I'll give you the thrashing of a life time! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-flWUK3XtY
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Nov 25, 2023 11:50
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Thesaurus posted:Do gorillas battle or coexist with other apes? Other apes battled with Harambe
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Nov 25, 2023 12:16
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BigBadSteve posted:Thread delivers the farting gorillas content I crave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-jPFv3Xm9s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvLgr9tCHAY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ta7Uwd2koA
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Nov 25, 2023 14:13
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redshirt posted:Do you think gorillas have fart jokes/humor? They’re just like us
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I fart a lot, maybe I am a gorilla?
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