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Okay goons, I'm here to ask for some help! I want to make another Pastor Ned song for this year. I want it to be his take on The Twelve Days of Christmas and I need suggestions for the days! 1 - Savior from the Virgin Mary 2 - Two of each animal 3 - Wise men 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - The Ten Commandments 11 - 12 - As you can see, my brain only got to 3. Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 01:35 on Nov 7, 2023 |
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Canned Panda posted:Okay goons, I'm here to ask for some help! Four Gospels I guess. Six days of Creation Seven Sacraments Pity there are also 10 Plagues of Egypt. Edit: Okay, I went to a Catholic School and I don't know if Pastor Ned approves but the old neurons are firing. Five Precepts of the (Catholic) Church [Also the five wounds of Christ might work] Eight Beatitudes. This is a reach, but Oriental Orthodoxy honors the NINE Saints that brought Christianity to Ethiopia. 11 Good Apostles and 12 Total Apostles if you get desperate maybe? Or 11 Good Apostles and 12 Prophets. Grammarchist fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Nov 7, 2023 |
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Nov 7, 2023 01:39
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Canned Panda posted:Okay goons, I'm here to ask for some help! Five Torah scrolls Six wine jugs (from water!) Ten lepers healed Meaty Ore fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Nov 7, 2023 |
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Nov 7, 2023 01:45
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12 apostles. 5 loaves of bread is fudging it when leaving out the fish? E: nine fruits of the holy spirit, whatever those are Flipperwaldt fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Nov 7, 2023 |
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Nov 7, 2023 01:47
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Canned Panda posted:Pastor Ned is BACK! This wouldn't load for me earlier, but I'm glad it finally did. Always appreciate an appearance of Pastor Ned. Canned Panda but edited by Rupert posted:
I did my best!  I tried to reveal the bible's very obviously ugly side a bit. My main goal was to match the meter. But maybe Pastor Ned doesn't care? Far be it for me to assume that any goon submitting stuff wants to keep perfect time (I mean this sincerely), as many stellar awful Xmas tracks are beyond 'fixing', time-wise. But if you did want to keep a meter, that's what I aimed for. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Nov 7, 2023 |
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Nov 7, 2023 01:47
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Canned Panda posted:1 - Savior from the Virgin Mary 4 holy gospels 5 6 but not 66 7 heads with horns on 8 nine.. evah the city 10 Egypt plagues 11 ... rhymes with heaven 12 sons of Jacob
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Nov 7, 2023 01:49
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I think there are nine ranks or orders of Angels, at least in Catholicism and Greek Orthodox. There has to be a better fit for Nine in a faith that loves threes, but damned if I can think of one.
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Nov 7, 2023 03:20
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 Last year's album is now on Youtube!
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Nov 7, 2023 03:41
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Grammarchist posted:[Also the five wounds of Christ might work] This would be perfect. FIIIIVE WOUNDS OF CHRIIIIST!
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Nov 7, 2023 03:52
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Okay, I think I've got it!Canned Panda posted:1 Savior from the Virgin Mary And Pastor Ned tries his best to keep with the original meter of the songs, but it's just too gosh darn difficult sometimes!
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Nov 7, 2023 04:21
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Canned Panda posted:Okay, I think I've got it! And Jesus understands. He knows Pastor Ned is doing his best and it's O.K. to break meter if you need to for the sake of the overall point. Jesus gets it and I'm sure Pastor Ned knows that.
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Nov 8, 2023 02:46
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I suppose my anti-bible angle wouldn't quite work with the very Flandersized Pastor Ned.  I look forward to hearing the finished track.
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Nov 8, 2023 04:27
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I suppose my anti-bible angle wouldn't quite work with the very Flandersized Pastor Ned. I have the day off tomorrow, and I'm going to try to get it recorded! poo poo, nevermind. The power went out and it says it won't be back up until around 9:30 tonight. Canned Panda fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Nov 8, 2023 |
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Nov 8, 2023 04:45
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Canned Panda posted:Okay goons, I'm here to ask for some help! 5- points of a star, but it's not for satin it's a star at the top of a tree. Also how did Pastor Ned survive the incident in the Starbucks bathroom? covidstomper58 fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Nov 9, 2023 |
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Nov 9, 2023 03:59
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covidstomper58 posted:Also how did Pastor Ned survive the incident in the Starbucks bathroom? Perhaps it was the one place Death dare not tread?
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Nov 9, 2023 04:42
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covidstomper58 posted:5- points of a star, but it's not for satin it's a star at the top of a tree. The last Pastor Ned song (Grandma Got Run Over by the Devil) was a reboot.
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Nov 9, 2023 18:42
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Ned's undead, baby. Ned's undead.
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Sometimes I hear a Goon Tune like "Ho, Ho, Ho It's Christmas Time" and know instantly that it's going to be in your head for more than a decade. Sometimes they don't click until the holiday season is over and I'm navigating the come down. "My Name is WhyZodiac and this Christmas I Intend to Kill Eddie Murphy" by Ruffian Price from last year was really something special: https://youtu.be/7Vlx3kzgioQ?list=PLOPwGd4V7_SJjJTGWsxA6fV6BFVeBdN-5 I also deeply appreciate Maniac Clown's output and ability to keep our chaotic chorus together last year. Every year it gets harder to put a playlist together because it just devolves into playing every song from 2009 onward beginning with: https://saxmas.robotcousin.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/05-Christmas.mp3. 
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Nov 11, 2023 01:03
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MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE With a ho and a hey! https://soundcloud.com/user-304868350/with-a-ho-and-a-hey
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Nov 11, 2023 01:20
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Yeah I usually write my lyrics based on a karaoke version of a song and just record using that music. Ive pivoted to "Semi Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind. Instead of "I want something else" it's "I am Santas Elf"
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Nov 11, 2023 03:44
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bonus points if you keep the references to methamphetamine and fellatio
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Nov 11, 2023 04:20
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Well, Pastor Ned has Covid, so singing is out of the question for a bit. At least I still have plenty of time.
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Nov 11, 2023 05:32
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Is there a place to see all the album art of previous years? Going through the Youtube links with some of the album art has me dying.
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Nov 11, 2023 06:03
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Grammarchist posted:"My Name is WhyZodiac and this Christmas I Intend to Kill Eddie Murphy" by Ruffian Price from last year was really something special: quote:I also deeply appreciate Maniac Clown's output and ability to keep our chaotic chorus together last year. Every year it gets harder to put a playlist together because it just devolves into playing every song from 2009 onward beginning with: https://saxmas.robotcousin.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/05-Christmas.mp3.
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Nov 11, 2023 07:25
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Canned Panda posted:Well, Pastor Ned has Covid, so singing is out of the question for a bit. My sympathies, I had it during Halloween. Curse you, Samhain and your gift of a virus  Get paxlovid if you can, Pastor!
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Nov 11, 2023 13:56
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MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE "Nothing Makes Me Jolly" https://soundcloud.com/genghis-don/...=social_sharing
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Grammarchist posted:MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE Maybe nothing makes you jolly, but that song made me jolly!
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Nov 12, 2023 19:46
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Canned Panda posted:Maybe nothing makes you jolly, but that song made me jolly! To be fair I had this mostly done before the Election. I was admittedly pretty jolly afterward!
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Nov 12, 2023 23:34
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While brainstorming, I ran across something I've never seen before in a youtube vid. Schweinhund's classic has a completely linear increase in view ratio across the whole track, at least for this upload of it. 
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Nov 13, 2023 02:57
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ManiacClown posted:Santa Scabies Well done, this is stuck in my head now. (like some kind of... hard to remove creature?)
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Nov 13, 2023 15:23
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Grammarchist posted:
:100: this absolutely killed me, and also was such a great song in and of itself, highlight of last year for sure
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also i hope we can not have another ai atrocity for the cover this year, i like real art and real people thanks
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Brutal Garcon posted:Well done, this is stuck in my head now. (like some kind of... hard to remove creature?) Thanks! I had fun with it. I'm trying to put together a Greatest Hits of tracks since the beginning, mainly so that if I do a Christmas Day stream I have a more pared-down playlist than just loading up literally everything, which I've done before. Here's what I've got so far. I didn't include any of my own stuff because I want to be objective and I'd love to hear everyone else's nominees. (EDIT: Thank you to Grammarchist for reminding me of some of 2019's standouts.) pre:-- 2009 -- Ho Ho Ho, It's Christmas Time We Wish You An Adequate Festive Period Robot Jesus -- 2010 -- A Star in Langley for Christmas Ho Ho ho Hindernburg Omen -- 2011 -- I Took Some Mistletoe Down to the Red Light District Vocoder Christmas -- 2012 -- O Holy Mouthpiece poo poo, poo poo, poo poo Christmas Ukelele Wake Up Daddy (It's Christmas!) War on Christmas and Baby Jesus The Closer Noel Walken Wonderland -- 2013 -- Golem Golem Golem He'll Bring You Coal -- 2014 -- Christmas Cucumber In Da Butt Let It Ho Christmas Argument Zooliz Navifarm -- 2015 -- A Taco Bell Christmas I Saw Mommy (Explicit) [Censored] -- 2016 -- Christmas Slam Dunk Carol of the Cockatoo Hymn For Broken Brain A Visit Not From St. Nicholas -- 2017 -- Lo O Caganer Rejoice -- 2018 -- A Donnie Trump Christmas -- 2019 -- My My Sleigh Sleigh Ho Ho Ho The First Noel Christmas Suplex -- 2020 -- North Pole Psychiatrist WEIHNACHTSMANNLIED -- 2021 -- QAnon Shaman -- 2022 -- Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas Time (Mitri and Pterri version) My Name Is WhyZodiac and This Christmas I Intend To Kill Eddie Murphy ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Nov 14, 2023 |
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derp posted:also i hope we can not have another ai atrocity for the cover this year, i like real art and real people thanks  intent matters the most imo and putting that cover together (with the help of a 90s fonts CD  ) was a cool moment in the thread by itself
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Nov 13, 2023 20:04
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:MY SONG IS UNDER THE TREE
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Nov 13, 2023 20:52
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Ruffian Price posted:I mean, the vocals on the Eddie Murphy song are synthetic Wait, those vocals were AI? Seriously? What did you use?
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Sombrerotron posted:I always love entries like this and am glad there's at least one of them again this year. Cheers, friend!
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ManiacClown posted:Wait, those vocals were AI? Seriously? What did you use?  it's oldschool concatenative synthesis, like Vocaloid but more realistic (there is an ML model used for the pitch variation curve now and it's crazy good, can get your lines mostly there). Vocaloid itself also has more lifelike voices on offer now, folks just aren't doing much with them because it's the robot-sounding voices that became iconic
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ManiacClown posted:Thanks! I had fun with it. I am shocked that you'd pick my Walker Wonderland (which is me doing an awful impression of him) over Little Mumble Boy, but hey, people's opinions, man. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Nov 14, 2023 |
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ManiacClown posted:Thanks! I had fun with it. 2019 is one of those years that kind of blew by quick, but there were some great submissions in retrospect. I really liked: Ho Ho Ho for its chaotic energy and escalating goofs. https://soundcloud.com/terrifiedofeverything/ho-ho-ho Christmas Suplex is something that clicked with my Midwestern upbringing https://soundcloud.com/panicattackstudios/christmas-suplex The First Noel is just the perfect "Beautiful, but off" song. Once I figured out the bit I couldn't get it out of my head. https://soundcloud.com/user-532096176/the-first-noel I completely forgot I had access to Photoshop that year. Probably spent more time on the song art than the song. 
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