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MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Been speculating heavy on this and it seems that America doesn’t actually make anything besides black rifle coffee and goruck bags. To make matters worse There are fewer and fewer office jobs of moving fake data around which is the “juice” that makes the American “economy” hum. I dont know if zoomers even speculate on college because they know it’s fake too and B is going to come knocking for the student loans. And like the military is basically privatized and there’s no mess hall or anything and you like, go to subway or something with a credit card? I presume they don’t pay yu enough to live either? Seems like a bit of a mess imo.

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MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Has something gone wrong in society

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


pretty sure we're the number one exporter of children killed by guns. :patriot:

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
For Halloween We paid a grip for “full size” ( snack size from when we were little, all the cocoa butter and sugar removed and replaced with corn syrup and styrofoam ) candy bars and no kids came because no one can afford to have kids. And then we left the candy out and nobody even took it? Has something gone wrong in society?

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

He's back with a banger

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
OP how many times did you hit F5 in GBS during the last hour of your 30 day probation

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
America makes great raccoons but you can't have them, OP.

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

EorayMel posted:

OP how many times did you hit F5 in GBS during the last hour of your 30 day probation

I didn’t notice till I saw the banner went away. I just read cspam cuz gbs is going “the way of the dodo” because something has gone wrong in society

covidstomper58
Nov 8, 2020

We make TRAINZ, TOOT TOOT, CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA! I'm not sure we actually make trains anymore but we must because look at all these loving trains around, loving around, making me late.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
arent the owners of black rifle coffee pretty massive pieces of poo poo too?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

My Spirit Otter posted:

arent the owners of black rifle coffee pretty massive pieces of poo poo too?

Yes they are in almost all the ways you can imagine

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
OP loves black rifle coffee and spends 40% of OP's weekly paychecks on it

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





America makes money OP.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

MuadDib Atreides posted:

something has gone wrong in society

Hmm... maybe it has...

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

trucks, idiot!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Been speculating heavy on this and it seems that America doesn’t actually make anything besides black rifle coffee and goruck bags. To make matters worse There are fewer and fewer office jobs of moving fake data around which is the “juice” that makes the American “economy” hum. I dont know if zoomers even speculate on college because they know it’s fake too and B is going to come knocking for the student loans. And like the military is basically privatized and there’s no mess hall or anything and you like, go to subway or something with a credit card? I presume they don’t pay yu enough to live either? Seems like a bit of a mess imo.

Bullets?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

We make a lot of cars here 🅾️🅱️

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

We make a lot of cars here 🅾️🅱️

Yeah, but half of them are Teslas

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




we make a lot of toyotas, hondas, volkswagens, and kias in america

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


what % of goons are american? I'd imagine our shitpost exports are off the charts

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

we make a lot of toyotas, hondas, volkswagens, and kias in america

Americans make a plethora of aftermarket parts for 4x4 vehicles, the vast majority of which are only legal in the USA :patriot:

We also grow a shitload of food

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Aishlinn posted:

what % of goons are american? I'd imagine our shitpost exports are off the charts

bout 90ish. alot. and out shitpost % is good

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




if it can kill a child by accident, you bet your rear end we make it here in the good ol' US of A

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
We make influencers

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Management posted:

We make influencers

we also made Music Videos, Is that a good thing?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
we make bulletproof backpacks for school kids!


made in china

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




in america we are known for our permabans

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Heartland Surf Music

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Heartland Surf Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxDO8PipeBw

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

The Toxx Clause was invented in America, and most Toxxes have been Americans

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

The Toxx Clause was invented in America, and most Toxxes have been Americans

most but not all

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

most but not all

🅾️🅱️ participated in a program that helped bring back Toxx manufacturing to the US this year

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

🅾️🅱️ participated in a program that helped bring back Toxx manufacturing to the US this year

yes. we are the best at everything

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

MrQwerty posted:

We make a lot of cars here 🅾️🅱️

Do we op? I thought they were basically Lego kits made elsewhere that were then “assembled” in the us?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
remember when black rifle coffee said they would hire 10,000 vets

lol lmao

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

we make platforms that equip entrepreneurs and enterprise with the tools they need to deliver experiences that matter. can they even do that in communist china? can they even understand that?

pure capitalism, that’s what we make. the good stuff and nothing else

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
The candles and soaps we buy are made in Idaho.

MuadDib Atreides posted:

Do we op? I thought they were basically Lego kits made elsewhere that were then “assembled” in the us?

Depends on the specific part. Some are US made. Some aren't.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

in america we are known for our permabans

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
We make a lot of movies, tv shows, and music, maybe we can win with a cultural victory.

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aniviron
Sep 11, 2014

Teslas are like, whatever man, cars with DLC and a robot inside that wants to run over children but also they are the first cars that are made the same way as toy cars but really big, just a huge press that smushes the metal into shape and that's rad.

Also what's a goruck bag?

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