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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

because they think it's magic and not just the current iteration of the "automaton chess player, the Mechanical Turk"

Too much Data from Next Generation and not enough Will Smith's I, Robot

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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

i remember when it was a Big Deal when a computer beat some professional chess player for the first time and i was like so what, ive been losing games of chess to computers since i was like 10 years old. not even good computers.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
anyway, I don't actually remember what this thread was about
so here's steamboat willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxf-UHuGobI

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Do you think it’s more correct to say that America is falling apart or that it’s already fallen apart

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dervival
Apr 23, 2014

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

anyway, I don't actually remember what this thread was about

nom epique bragging about his alt being off probation by bitching about America, his favorite pastime

it makes Dune movies, which he seems to like. not sure why he's being so bitchy tbh

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Because he is a lil bitch, hope that helps

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

we need to make america pretty ok again

MAPOA!!!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



ok sure how much

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

we need to make america pretty ok again

MAPOA!!!

when was America pretty ok?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

when was America pretty ok?
1992?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

before gay marriage was legal and when we thought the Muslims were quirky Jews?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Probably more like 1492

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Devils Affricate posted:

Probably more like 1492

the "again" part is key. Makes people ask "when was it great before" the answer is always when white people where in power. even 1992, it was George W or Bill Clinton. Its never make America Great. It's make me feel superior again

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

we thought the Muslims were quirky Jews?

what

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

yeah for real. back in the 90s we just thought muslims were weird almost christians just like how we still think about jews today. then some things happened. now a lot of Americans have a different view

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah for real. back in the 90s we just thought muslims were weird almost christians just like how we still think about jews today.

im jewish and thats uh not how it has ever felt

like i know its popular these days to blame antisemitism on muslims but 99% of the antisemitism ive encountered in the us came from christians who definitely do not think of us as "almost christians"

you might be thinking of the term "judeochristian" but thats just a bullshit term invented for neocon agendaspeak

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
lol at op trapping himself in a rage prison for 30 days

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

America doesn't grow coffee op lmao

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Earwicker posted:

im jewish and thats uh not how it has ever felt

like i know its popular these days to blame antisemitism on muslims but 99% of the antisemitism ive encountered in the us came from christians who definitely do not think of us as "almost christians"

you might be thinking of the term "judeochristian" but thats just a bullshit term invented for neocon agendaspeak

I didn't mean to hurt anyone or make you feel like an rear end in a top hat. Thats my job, I'm the rear end in a top hat. To be honest we didn't think about the muslims at in the 90s, like at all. They were persona non grata, didn't really exist. It was that one weird girl who was allowed to wear a hood in school.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

John wick

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

yeah for real. back in the 90s we just thought muslims were weird almost christians just like how we still think about jews today. then some things happened. now a lot of Americans have a different view

what happened

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bramble posted:

what happened

its 30 years later. I have met and enjoyed the company of both jews and muslims. What did I learn. Nothing. I have learned nothing

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bramble posted:

what happened

did you mean for me to say 9/11
of course it was 9/11

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

why was my dad a huge fan of the Vince Vance parody of the 1961 song Barbara Ann, "Bomb Iran" then, even in the late 90s

oh right he's always been a huge loving bigot, next question

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I could never understand why the Extreme Right hated the Muslims. They check all the same boxes.
Hate Women check
Hate Minorities check
Hate immigrants check
Be in charge check
pretend to love god check

they are on the same page, why all the hate?

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
p sure America produces Freedom

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Dead Sex-Parrot posted:

p sure America produces Freedom

this dude gets it

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I could never understand why the Extreme Right hated the Muslims. They check all the same boxes.
Hate Women check
Hate Minorities check
Hate immigrants check
Be in charge check
pretend to love god check

they are on the same page, why all the hate?

Brown skin

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Oh... right. should have realised that

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

when was America pretty ok?

for a second there obama ended racism*. perhaps even for a few minutes?

e: * scary people from the middle east don’t count, ok? we were having a moment :patriot:

TrashMammal fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Nov 5, 2023

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
In 1992 America's millennial clock turned over from 500 years of loving around to 500 years of finding out

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
the US is the world's second largest manufacturer of Stuff, by virtue of being Big and Rich

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


we have tons of bigfoot. gotta be worth something.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Google Jeb Bush posted:

the US is the world's second largest manufacturer of Stuff, by virtue of being Big and Rich

yes but it's all just kits put together elsewhere and assembled according to OP, neglecting that his description discounts pretty much everyone post-WWII from saying they manufacture goods except possibly modern-day China for low-level stuff

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

america makes a large amount of bombs which are used to unmake other countries, op

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

America produces more shitposts than any other country, by far. I gaura-loving-tee that, and you can tell them I said so.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I could never understand why the Extreme Right hated the Muslims. They check all the same boxes.
Hate Women check
Hate Minorities check
Hate immigrants check
Be in charge check
pretend to love god check

they are on the same page, why all the hate?

actually muslims are people believe it or not! they are not all the same or think the same or anything like that. thanks for your service

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

america makes me HOT N HORNY

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Toxic Mental posted:

america makes me HOT N HORNY

We do produce a lot of excellent pornography

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

MrQwerty posted:

translated badly, everything runs like poo poo, everything is nonsensical and 20 steps, everything is poo poo. I've used Bosch, Steriline, ERSA and Sennheiser software developed in-house. The Bosch depyrogenation tunnel had a button on the main screen where, if pressed, initiated a cycle that turned off the oven heaters and required 8 partially-translated screens to check the heaters were running and turn them back on if necessary. This was obviously a problem if you were expecting sterile glass vials to come out of the cool zone to be filled with chemotherapy drugs when the tunnel turned off then needed 5 hours to heat back up with a room timer clocking down from 20 hours, especially since you have to throw away all the glass that was in the tunnel when that button got accidentally pressed before proceeding. Steriline and ERSA's stuff was just really bad and only ran on XP machines that were 15-20 years out of date when I worked on them. Sennheiser's in-house stuff could start up successfully maybe 30% of the time. Garbage, all of it.

is this literally like in Monsters Vs Aliens where the 'launch all the nukes' button is literally right next to and identical to the 'make coffee' button

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