Concerns about the Gamestop Gorilla

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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I'm not really one to oppose trying new things, but I'm a bit concerned about this new thing Gamestop is doing with the gorilla. My Gamestop is located in a small strip mall so the space to get into the store in kind of small, essentially forcing interactions with the gorilla.

I kind of waved a bit? It said something in sign language that I could not possibly understand. He had a copy of Tears of the Kingdom next him that was unwrapped from the plastic but not really opened, just chewed a bit. What if someone had a gorilla allergy?

# ? Nov 4, 2023 14:52

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# ? May 2, 2024 17:08

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Was told once that the Gamestop gorilla grabbed a nerd by the scalp and held him in place for 4 hours. The nerd apparently made this yelping dying animal noise for the entire time he was being held and several people took the amiibos that he dropped.

# ? Nov 4, 2023 15:53

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

EVERYONE!! A GAMER FELL INTO THE GAMESTOP GORILLA ENCLOSURE!!!

# ? Nov 4, 2023 17:09

Macnult

it's not about you saying that you'd buy another donkey kong country if it came out, we all would, it's about why you brought it up in the first place

# ? Nov 4, 2023 17:57

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Fredrik1 posted:

EVERYONE!! A GAMER FELL INTO THE GAMESTOP GORILLA ENCLOSURE!!!

I wipe a tear from my eye and raise my Super Nintendo Super Scope peripheral

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# ? Nov 4, 2023 21:18

RavenousScoot

I was playing wonderland with the gorilla he's pretty cool the only thing is every time mario does the groundpound the gorilla would imitate one irl

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# ? Nov 5, 2023 03:47

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your friend sk posted:

I wipe a tear from my eye and raise my Super Nintendo Super Scope peripheral

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# ? Nov 5, 2023 09:46

Simsmagic: im beautiful

they had to close my local gamestop cause they got a shipment of ape vegeta funko pops and the gorilla tore the whole mall apart. not sure what they were thinking there

thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

# ? Nov 5, 2023 14:54

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

your friend sk posted:

I wipe a tear from my eye and raise my Super Nintendo Super Scope peripheral

# ? Nov 5, 2023 15:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

your friend sk posted:

I wipe a tear from my eye and raise my Super Nintendo Super Scope peripheral

# ? Nov 7, 2023 09:54

RavenousScoot

dude I walked in and the gorilla kind of mumbled and handed me a printout with the ASL alphabet, some basic signs, and a message asking for a donation to support them in their dream to "see more nipples"

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# ? Nov 8, 2023 23:23

110823

Putty posted:

I'm not really one to oppose trying new things, but I'm a bit concerned about this new thing Gamestop is doing with the gorilla. My Gamestop is located in a small strip mall so the space to get into the store in kind of small, essentially forcing interactions with the gorilla.

I kind of waved a bit? It said something in sign language that I could not possibly understand. He had a copy of Tears of the Kingdom next him that was unwrapped from the plastic but not really opened, just chewed a bit. What if someone had a gorilla allergy?

could you imagine the horrors of a cannabis social space?

# ? Nov 9, 2023 01:04

110823

the people would have to wear clothes!

# ? Nov 9, 2023 01:04

RavenousScoot

the gorilla started flaring his nostrils and pointing at my fried pickles so I said he could have some while I checked out... the motherfucker left me two!

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Nov 9, 2023 04:35

Escape From Noise

Just lol that OP hasn't developed quick fine motor reflexes over several years of gaming allowing them to avoid the GameStop Gorilla with ease.

:gitgud:

n00b. That's an entry level boss at best!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Nov 9, 2023 07:40

Dumb Sex-Parrot

I don't understand why they keep giving the gorilla new barrels, he's just going to keep throwing them away.

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Nov 9, 2023 08:51

Escape From Noise

Dead Sex-Parrot posted:

I don't understand why they keep giving the gorilla new barrels, he's just going to keep throwing them away.

That'd be like telling Picasso not to paint or not to be a huge rear end in a top hat.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Nov 9, 2023 08:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

story of my life :arnie:

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# ? Nov 9, 2023 09:42

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

your friend sk posted:

I wipe a tear from my eye and raise my Super Nintendo Super Scope peripheral

# ? Nov 9, 2023 20:06

alnilam

your friend sk posted:

I wipe a tear from my eye and raise my Super Nintendo Super Scope peripheral

# ? Nov 9, 2023 21:05

RavenousScoot

uhhh the gorilla has a name... it may be James "Spot" Gorilla, but he has one!

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# ? Nov 9, 2023 22:04

Dumb Sex-Parrot

Starting to see GOR pop up on the highscores.

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Nov 10, 2023 10:45

RavenousScoot

Gamespot Gorilla just dropped a diss track aimed at Gamestop Gorilla

it's 2 minutes of all adlibs of grunts, hoots, and the occasional roar over a beat

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# ? Nov 10, 2023 23:38

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RavenousScoot posted:

Death Grips just dropped a diss track aimed at Gamestop Gorilla

it's 2 minutes of all adlibs of grunts, hoots, and the occasional roar over a beat

# ? Nov 11, 2023 00:16

baka of lathspell

all gorilla streaming team called game grunts

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# ? Nov 12, 2023 14:55

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# ? May 2, 2024 17:08

RavenousScoot

the gorilla slips me some games here and there if I buy him zyn since gorillas don't have ID's but going to 7/11 all the time is getting mad annoying

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Nov 14, 2023 05:17

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