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Hello Just wondering why no one has made a rice that's the size of a loaf of bread or even bigger already? Certainly would solve a few problems. Is it just not physically possible? capitalist dogs? indolence?
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:01 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 04:15 |
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They can't make water big enough?
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:20 |
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they'd look like big hairy mono-scrotes
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:21 |
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Big rice would have no texture OP.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:21 |
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Tucking in to a big piece of rice
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:22 |
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Hell yes a big blob of non-nutritive blandness, sign me up
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:26 |
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Big Broccoli for life, bitch
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:27 |
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in the pocket of Big Squash
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:28 |
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What about big wheat
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:39 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Big rice would have no texture OP. they can also add hair to give it texture
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:44 |
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got some LOUD polenta down the way ya hear
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:44 |
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Stuff that rice with cheese, veggies, spices.....
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:46 |
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I'm thinking corn sized, smear some butter on it and go to town. Maybe hollow out a big rice and fill it with poke bowl ingredients
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:50 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:What about big wheat attracts big locusts
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:53 |
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Don't bow down to Big Carb, eat the ric
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:56 |
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Corn attracts corn wasps Rice has no nemesis
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:57 |
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Corn has smut. Rice is wholesome and good for the entire family.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 12:58 |
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Wee posted:Corn attracts corn wasps I thought the whole reason they grow rice in water is to avoid rice nemesis
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:00 |
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Imagine how long it would take to cook.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:00 |
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Is black rice the nemesis or is it wild rice, whose not actually rice?
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:03 |
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goatface posted:Imagine how long it would take to cook. You could remove daily shavings rather than cook the entire thing at once. It doesn't require refrigeration if it is uncooked.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:04 |
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By popular demand posted:Is black rice the nemesis or is it wild rice, whose not actually rice? wild rice is the not actually rice.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:06 |
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redshirt posted:I thought the whole reason they grow rice in water is to avoid rice nemesis i searched duckduckgo for "rice nemesis" and the first hit was Anne Rice's mummy novel
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:10 |
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Ironically, it’s due to Big Rice.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:10 |
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wild rice is actually rice. its right there in the name
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:13 |
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The Tower of Babel is actually an allegory about big cereals. God will strike us down if we make a cereal bigger than corn.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:25 |
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Cactus Ghost posted:i searched duckduckgo for "rice nemesis" and the first hit was Anne Rice's mummy novel I tried it out but added the quotation marks.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:28 |
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writing to my local senator to support Big Rice in the upcoming election
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 13:33 |
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AdvilSmith posted:I tried it out but added the quotation marks. Lmao
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:22 |
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How big could we make this rice? Blimp sized?
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:22 |
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AdvilSmith posted:I tried it out but added the quotation marks. freakin yikes
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:24 |
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An impractical sized rice wouldn't make sense.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:26 |
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Wee posted:An impractical sized rice wouldn't make sense. Don't tell science what it can and can't do! You opened this Pandora's Box! Now we're gonna close it....
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:27 |
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what is the biggest rice that does exist
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:28 |
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this would ruin the mitch hedburg joke so no thx
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:29 |
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Just had a good rice salad, AMA.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:32 |
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500excf type r posted:what is the biggest rice that does exist Pusa 1121, a Basmati variety that grows up to 0.33 inches/8.4 mm in length
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:35 |
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I'd rather have Big Horse.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:35 |
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Corn used to be all tiny like you sometimes see in Asian food. Then science got to work and made the large American corn cobs we all love to this day.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:37 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 04:15 |
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redshirt posted:How big could we make this rice? Blimp sized? We will start with shrimp sized rice, no need to get crazy
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 14:38 |