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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Big lice seems doable if my pubes are any indication

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

By popular demand posted:

Just had a good rice salad, AMA.

if you used anything other than a single giant grain of rice idk what you're even doing itt

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Carving the traditional Thanksgiving rice.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
How much could a single grain of rice cost? Ten dollars?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I would much rather eat a single giant bean

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

One rice and bean please, to go. I have my truck parked out back for pickup.

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully
I support Big Rice

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
gently caress big rice, gimmie a strawberry the size of a gala apple

hop to it, science

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Quadrotriticale

(appears at the end of the movie "Knowing")

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
also:



(he's bad.)

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
sorry i've lost my posting glasses; did he say "pig rice"?

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Twice the rice... 'twould be nice.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I bet rice pudding made with giant rice would be pretty awesome

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

YeahTubaMike posted:

I bet rice pudding made with giant rice would be pretty awesome

You could scoop out the inside of the giant rice and turn that into pudding and put it back into the hull. Maybe toast the hull a little first for flavor, kind of like a twice baked potato but a big rice.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
somebody told me eating rice every day is bad for you and it made me sad

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

You could scoop out the inside of the giant rice and turn that into pudding and put it back into the hull. Maybe toast the hull a little first for flavor, kind of like a twice baked potato but a big rice.

Mmm... twice roasted giant rice pudding....

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hell yes a big blob of non-nutritive blandness, sign me up

i’m right here dude

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Throwing rice at weddings would only be done by hired strong men.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
What are people's thoughts on scooped rice? You know, you scoop out the rice grain's innards so you can add more cream cheese and smoked salmon.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Energy:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jelly posted:

Energy:


Big Bean Juice

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Big lice seems doable if my pubes are any indication

It's funny to think that your boner is like some giant monolith that your pube lice understand as a god or at least the symbol of a god. Makes me laugh anyway.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

yeah they would worship ur cock

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

git apologist posted:

yeah they would worship ur cock

yeah

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Get a small rice for a pillow.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

How do you know that's not normal sized rice with tiny people?

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


We could've made big rice decades ago but the politicians are afraid of China China China

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

One grain of rice in every pot.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


Froghammer posted:

gently caress big rice, gimmie a strawberry the size of a gala apple

hop to it, science

it would spoil before you finished eating it, based on the spoilage of what we have now.

speaking of rice, the only major rice breakthrough i can think of in recent years is golden rice, which is genetically modified to produce beta carotene, to help fight vitamin A deficiency in areas where there's a shortage. now they just need to combine that with big rice and make a single giant rice with the nutrition of a bottle of V8.

OneEightHundred
Feb 28, 2008

Soon, we will be unstoppable!

Aishlinn posted:

speaking of rice, the only major rice breakthrough i can think of in recent years is golden rice, which is genetically modified to produce beta carotene, to help fight vitamin A deficiency in areas where there's a shortage. now they just need to combine that with big rice and make a single giant rice with the nutrition of a bottle of V8.
They're trying to get rice to use C4 photosynthesis which would be a huge deal.

Anyway the reason you can't grow a rice the size of a potato is because of the square-cube law and the plant collapsing under its own weight.

The only reason they can do it with pumpkins is because they grow on the ground.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

OneEightHundred posted:

They're trying to get rice to use C4 photosynthesis which would be a huge deal.

Anyway the reason you can't grow a rice the size of a potato is because of the square-cube law and the plant collapsing under its own weight.

The only reason they can do it with pumpkins is because they grow on the ground.

C4 photosynthesis sounds right up America's alley

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

OneEightHundred posted:

They're trying to get rice to use C4 photosynthesis which would be a huge deal.

Anyway the reason you can't grow a rice the size of a potato is because of the square-cube law and the plant collapsing under its own weight.

The only reason they can do it with pumpkins is because they grow on the ground.

all plants grow on the ground dumbass

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Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Cactus Ghost posted:

all plants grow on the ground dumbass

Not air plants, they float in the air.

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