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MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Its nary a secret that Starbucks has been losing its grip. However they are blundering themselves into a state of absolute desperation and fail. Charging extra if you use the "no ice please" triuck (gets you more coffee) and the sizes are liable to make a thimble blush, to say nothing of a shot glass. As far as the cute girl at a coffee shop? nowhere to be found. You will be using your mac book pro in vain I'm afraid.

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I make coffee at home, OP

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Don't care

Pappyland
Jun 17, 2004

There's no limit to your imagination!
College Slice
Have they killed the oleato yet? I can’t get over how that oily poo poo was supposed to be the next big thing

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
op taking a break from political rage cage and moving into wizard master territory

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

fart

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
too scared to order anything from starbucks on account of i'll sound stupid

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
I'll keep that in mind for the four times a year I get it while out of town.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Their coffee has always tasted lovely and burnt to me. McDonald's and Racetrack have better coffee.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Gas station coffee is better (except for boom boom 1000 calorie milkshake coffees Starbucks is at least a little better at that)

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Jelly posted:

op taking a break from political rage cage and moving into wizard master territory

Wizard master topic but nom style posting.

It's better then wizard master I'd say.

But also who loving cares OP

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


chainchompz posted:

I'll keep that in mind for the four times a year I get it while out of town.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
i hate ordering at restaurants that have ridiculous novelty names for their food. which is why i pretend i can't speak

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Time to learn how to make the perfect pour over at home op

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


R.L. Stine posted:

i hate ordering at restaurants that have ridiculous novelty names for their food. which is why i pretend i can't speak

I'll have one squiggly wiggly piggly and a bottle boy with a side of squishy sauce.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

What's the deal with those size names at Starbucks anyway? I mean, was 'large' too boring for these marketing geniuses? I mean, hello!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
But you’ll still drink that garbage

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Denis Leary levels of attitude in this thread

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

another corporate discussion thread. epic topic op

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
i wish tim hortons would close. it's garbage. it's embarrassing that tim hortons is canada's "thing"

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

R.L. Stine posted:

i wish tim hortons would close. it's garbage. it's embarrassing that tim hortons is canada's "thing"

i dont know a single person who thinks anything from tims is good anymore

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

another corporate discussion thread. epic topic op

:hmmyes:
More threads about the gin blossoms et al, fewer threads about corporate failures

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
more like starsucks, mayhap? just a thought

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

In Minnesota we drink Caribou Coffee :sludgepal:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





One pumpkin spice latte OP, extra whip light foam medium hot three pumps venti no tip.

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully

Smugworth posted:

In Minnesota we drink Caribou Coffee :sludgepal:

:hmmyes:

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
pumpkin spice whips but then again im just a basic bitch

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Why does every other pumpkin spice coffee taste like poo poo??

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are OUT
Peppermint Mochas are IN

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i dont know a single person who thinks anything from tims is good anymore

Whatever sauce they use on the farmers wrap is pretty good. Making the wrap passable.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i dont know a single person who thinks anything from tims is good anymore

Oh how the mighty have fallen

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Saalkin posted:

Whatever sauce they use on the farmers wrap is pretty good. Making the wrap passable.

its chipotle mayo op. i nkow thats likely mind blowing to your pathetic canadian palate but its a very basic sauce

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house


haveing a coffee :cool::coffee:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

its chipotle mayo op. i nkow thats likely mind blowing to your pathetic canadian palate but its a very basic sauce

Im a man of culture. I eat at Tim Hortons for a dinner and a show

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

its chipotle mayo op. i nkow thats likely mind blowing to your pathetic canadian palate but its a very basic sauce

Chipotle mayo is one of the 7 mother sauces you learn in a traditional French culinary education

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Smugworth posted:

Time to learn how to make the perfect pour over at home op


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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Nom can't even keep his passwords straight, I doubt he could brew coffee without burning his house down.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Smugworth posted:

In Minnesota we drink Caribou Coffee :sludgepal:

there used to be one of those a block from me but it died recently rip. the nearest one is now five miles away also i never went there whats good about it

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i drink instant coffee #electrickettleftw

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i drink instant coffee #electrickettleftw

I spent a grip on an electric kettle that can set the temperature to different levels so I can make different teas with ease. But Blameless B has forced the price of tea up ten fold.

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