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I walked past the OG Starbucks. I also saw a DeLorean too. Looked to be daily driven by some old lady. 
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People only go to Starbucks because the name is a reference to Moby Dick, and they want to look smart. Me, I'm a dumbass, so I make Hills Bros at home. Leave literary references out of my coffee please!!!!
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Nov 8, 2023 19:49
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only psychopaths buy lunch at Starbucks
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Nov 8, 2023 19:52
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Cute girl at the coffee shop scoping out my EDC…I casually flip the lid, revealing the smooth edge of a Switch OLED…
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Nov 8, 2023 19:53
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numberoneposter posted:I walked past the OG Starbucks. I also saw a DeLorean too. Looked to be daily driven by some old lady. loving COBBLESTONES!!!
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Nov 8, 2023 19:54
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Comstar posted:How do you make Hot Chocolate bad? That takes some talent there. Lol not really. Good hot chocolate is extremely rare at restaurants, and a pain to make yourself. Most of the times it's just hot water mixed with mysterious brown powders that definitely can't be chocolate.
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Nov 8, 2023 20:11
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growing up watching reruns of F.r.I.e.n.D.s I assumed that if I hung out in coffee shops I too could have F.r.I.e.n.D.s so I got a part time job in school at a starbucks and several of my female coworkers took turns dating me
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Nov 10, 2023 15:07
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Coffee tastes like boiling garbage.
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Nov 10, 2023 16:23
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The Bible posted:Coffee tastes like boiling garbage. wh-what the gently caress...
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Nov 10, 2023 16:24
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Another bad take from The Bible
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Nov 10, 2023 16:28
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naem posted:growing up watching reruns of F.r.I.e.n.D.s I assumed that if I hung out in coffee shops I too could have F.r.I.e.n.D.s so I got a part time job in school at a starbucks and several of my female coworkers took turns dating me Did your coffee shop come with a laugh track?
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Nov 10, 2023 16:33
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naem posted:growing up watching reruns of F.r.I.e.n.D.s I assumed that if I hung out in coffee shops I too could have F.r.I.e.n.D.s so I got a part time job in school at a starbucks and several of my female coworkers took turns dating me drat, you are smart
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Nov 10, 2023 16:45
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redshirt posted:Did your coffee shop come with a laugh track? in a grim dystopian 10 years from now you go to Chili's (all restaurants are now Chili's) and they put an Alexa in the wall that laughs at your jokes and asks you for PII
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Nov 10, 2023 16:46
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i swear starbucks just laces their cups with extra caffeine
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Another bad take from The Bible does this drat book have anything good in it
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:does this drat book have anything good in it Song of Solomon is hot
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:does this drat book have anything good in it Ezekiel 23:20
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Nov 10, 2023 19:16
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Judges 15 is pretty cool
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Nov 10, 2023 19:42
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i'm ready for my lapdance
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Nov 10, 2023 21:15
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redshirt posted:Did your coffee shop come with a laugh track? no just lots of middle aged angry desperate housewife future karen customers and mousy brunette coworkers and lots of flavor liquids
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Nov 10, 2023 22:25
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naem posted:no just lots of middle aged angry desperate housewife future karen customers and mousy brunette coworkers and lots of flavor liquids fuckin' love mousy brunette coworkers. got me nostalgic over here
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Nov 10, 2023 22:31
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The Bible posted:Coffee tastes like boiling garbage. Yup
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Nov 11, 2023 16:11
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The Bible posted:Coffee tastes like boiling garbage. I'll allow this, in the Starbucks thread
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bradzilla posted:I'll allow this, in the Starbucks thread good call. this is a marketplace of ideas
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Nov 11, 2023 17:12
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Black coffee just tastes like chocolate, but okay
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Nov 11, 2023 17:40
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I like coffee. A little too much you might say. But not in that annoying snooty coffee person way. Rather, as an efficient means of caffeine delivery. And in an office environment, it's a great way to waste time - go get another coffee, oh, coffee's out, gotta make another coffee, oh Hey Bob, want some coffee? Be right back, gotta pee from all this coffee!
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Nov 11, 2023 18:08
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redshirt posted:I like coffee. A little too much you might say. But not in that annoying snooty coffee person way. Rather, as an efficient means of caffeine delivery. And in an office environment, it's a great way to waste time - go get another coffee, oh, coffee's out, gotta make another coffee, oh Hey Bob, want some coffee? Be right back, gotta pee from all this coffee! This is time theft
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Nov 11, 2023 18:39
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this is almost a waste of existence (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 11, 2023 19:52
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:good call. this is a marketplace of ideas can i get a venti idea please, oat milk no sugar.
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Nov 11, 2023 20:51
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Smugworth posted:This is time theft Want a coffee? Just brewed a fresh pot!
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Nov 11, 2023 21:09
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THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE INTERNET!!!!
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Nov 11, 2023 21:11
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the medicine ball is pretty nice when you need it
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Nov 12, 2023 01:16
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If you talk to me before I have coffee I might physically assault you lol aren't I just so cute?
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Nov 12, 2023 02:26
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I always thought the line "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" meant more "I've just woken up and my brain isn't working yet but by the time I finish my coffee I'll be good to process stuff properly and not half rear end pretend to listen", or at least that how I use it. I've gone through caffeine withdrawals from randomly deciding to not drink coffee for a few days a bunch of times and altho it gives me a headache it's never made me an rear end in a top hat? I feel like it's just an excuse to be an rear end in a top hat for people, even after five cups or some poo poo.
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Nov 12, 2023 02:29
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syntaxfunction posted:I always thought the line "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" meant more "I've just woken up and my brain isn't working yet but by the time I finish my coffee I'll be good to process stuff properly and not half rear end pretend to listen", or at least that how I use it. I've always interpreted the verbal volley of "don't talk to me..." as both a cliched offhand office mark, but also an effective way to avoid conversation or interaction. It's a joke on at least two levels.
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>can't figure out how to get people to interact
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SHUT UP BITCH!!!!
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oh yaa ill have a green tea frappe and no i wouldnt like to round up, i dont like children
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