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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Starbucks has completely lost the plot at this point, no sense going there
 
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The Bible
May 8, 2010

 Coffee tastes like boiling garbage.

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 16:23
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The Bible
May 8, 2010

 :colbert:

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 16:31
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The Bible
May 8, 2010

 If you talk to me before I have coffee I might physically assault you lol aren't I just so cute?

* # ¿ Nov 12, 2023 02:26
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The Bible
May 8, 2010

 Size names being weird makes customers feel sophisticated, as do extremely complicated orders (also containing foreign/foreign-sounding words) which basically amount to "make it 50% liquid sugar".

The Bible fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Nov 13, 2023

* # ¿ Nov 13, 2023 00:55
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Starbucks has completely lost the plot at this point, no sense going there