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Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.
It's the most terrible time of the year!

The time is now for Secret Satan 2023! This year TF thinks he has some sort of a life and and doesn't want to play Satan :(
I have decided I don't want to participate this year so I'll do the bidding copying and pasting from the previous thread because it's easy and I'm lazy.

Just like previous threads do the needful:
I need to know who you are.
I need to know what your address is.
I need to know your forums username (unless you want to go for the double-blind mystery box, in which case it's your funeral)
I need to know if you're willing to send overseas or CONUS only.
I need to know if you have any preferences re: booze, weed, etc

Please email to secret.satan.23@outlook.com

Last day to opt in is November 30th. I will send out names Dec 1.

Victim List
FrozenVent
Arc Light
McNally
MonkeyWash
Hekk
bird food bathtub
Laranzu
LtCol J. Krusinski
Comrade Blyatlov
stinkypete
Ataxerxes
Crab Dad
Wingnut Ninja
Barcley
Mr Nice!
Vincent Van Goatse

Sarah fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Dec 1, 2023

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Yeah I’m down.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



I'm in!

Let's see what delights and terrors GiP will unleash this gift-giving season.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Hell yeah, count me in.

MonkeyWash
Jan 14, 2005
Donkey Rinse



Hail satan, let's do this! Thanks Sarah

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Thanks Sarah! I am good to participate this year.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I'll be emailing when I get home.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002
I too will be in. Gives me a reason to leave the house in this dark cold time of year and buy dildos to send places.

Tiny
Oct 26, 2003
My leg hurts....
I'm down for this once again. Due to personal financial reasons, I probably won't be able to go as hard as I did in previous years. Apologies to whomever gets my sad-sack, it'll be fun but not terribly valuable.

Also, massive thanks for hosting this :)

I still have SlimPicken's gift from a few years ago mounted on the wall in my living room. It's a fantastic filter for guests I like vs guests I tolerate.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
I just emailed you! Thanks Sarah!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I have emailed my details and am grateful to you for stepping up

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

I am in Thanks Sarah!

Should be fun

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?
I'm in.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yo. I’m in.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Thanks for running this, I'm in this year!

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I sadly have a lot of things this holidays so I will not be participating. Thank you understanding

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Hail Secret Satan!

I am forming an Evil plan

Barcley
Jan 26, 2004

---

Soiled Meat
I'm in for secret shenanigans

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

I do not have Evil Plans Anymore


Love all of us Idiots.

This may be the last one.

Lets be Nice


I am waiting for who I can send a magical nice package to.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



In. Email sent.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Hell yeah let's do this thing.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

Let us be nice

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





stinkypete posted:

Let us be nice

no

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.
Tomorrow is the last day to sign up! I will be e-mailing out your Twin Flames on Friday.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Looking forward to making good use of my makerspace this time around to make dicks

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.
I am missing emails from:

FrozenVent
LtCol J Krusinski

Sarah fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Dec 1, 2023

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Email sent

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.
All emails are now sent.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Thanks, Sarah!

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Dear victim,

Your gifts are showing as delivered. You should have received two packages, one from Amazon. Please assuage my paranoia by letting me know I didn't screw up the address.

Love,

Santa Mod

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

McNally posted:

Dear victim,

Your gifts are showing as delivered. You should have received two packages, one from Amazon. Please assuage my paranoia by letting me know I didn't screw up the address.

Love,

Santa Mod

You son of a bitch.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

You son of a bitch.

This sounds promising.

Was the shirt too small?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

McNally posted:

This sounds promising.

Was the shirt too small?

:lol: no it wasn't

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Did you send a McNally shirt

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Did you send a McNally shirt

5XL of McNally shirt, in fact

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

5XL of McNally shirt, in fact

6XL was sold out.

I might start sending shirts one size smaller every Christmas lol

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
When are you going to stop fat shaming and start offering “Shim on psych meds” sized shirts? Starts at 8x and ends with very pissed off yet stout pall bearers.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow

My Secret Satan is in for a big surprise. The Amazon package should be watched first with your closest friends and family. Round two is still being made.

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

stinkypete posted:

My Secret Satan is in for a big surprise. The Amazon package should be watched first with your closest friends and family. Round two is still being made.

Guessing that's me, wife saw the cover and said "Oh god it's that weird guy. De plane, de plane!" When we don't have a two-week old house guest I'll sit down with her and watch it. Just got the last component for my outgoing package, probably get it in the mail Wednesday.

Follow directions when opening.

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