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Believe I got a Satan gift. Not the fun kind of mushroom growing kit but I do work in a SCIF so "keep me in the dark and feed me poo poo" is something I'm familiar with.
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Dec 14, 2023 22:31
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Uhhhh I accidentally had Amazon send my heinous gift to my dad’s house. I’ll be ordering more and shipping appropriately.
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Dec 15, 2023 02:21
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bird food bathtub posted:Believe I got a Satan gift. Not the fun kind of mushroom growing kit but I do work in a SCIF so "keep me in the dark and feed me poo poo" is something I'm familiar with. As your Secret Satan I suggest you start growing them now for a tasty dinner in the Future. I had a set back on one of the things I am making for you. Monday or Tuesday I think I will ship out the last box O stuff. Stinky
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Dec 15, 2023 06:51
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My stuff is already in the mail, so I hope it gets to my Buuuuttt... I'm shipping from overseas so who knows. In any event, it's definitely not rigged up with a glitter bomb or anything. You can trust me.
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Dec 15, 2023 07:23
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USPS tracker says package just left one of the major regional hubs, expected delivery is tomorrow "before 9 PM".
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Dec 15, 2023 18:30
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Barclay! Gift received. This is wonderful. I'll get pictures up when I have a chance to deal with transferring them from phone to computer. e: My own santa gift has been ordered. Hopefully they can add the gift note. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Dec 15, 2023 |
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Dec 15, 2023 18:50
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Secret Satan gift shipped out this morning. It has a fair distance to go so I am not positive it’ll get there before Christmas but it’s at least on the way.
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Dec 16, 2023 18:19
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Phase one ordered. Apologies for lateness, life has gotten really busy Estimated delivery 27-28 December. I'm going to send a second package of goodies from NZ but that will naturally take a lot longer to arrive. Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Dec 18, 2023 |
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Dec 17, 2023 18:19
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USPS tracking says package was delivered Saturday, "left on a porch or by a front door".
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Dec 18, 2023 13:00
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My victim should receive theirs today. God help them
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Dec 18, 2023 15:26
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Whoever got me, I will be out of town for a little while, but my wife should let me know that your package arrived.
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Dec 18, 2023 21:02
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Ok post with images now. I've received an actual glitter trap message, so I'm always cautious with opening GIP Santa boxes, and what do I see but glitter.  Thankfully, there was not a ton of glitter everywhere. Nothing exploded. Inside lie treasures.   The source of the glitter:  And now the Borat gifts starting with this treasure.   You flip it over for each version. Inside it's exactly what you would expect a book published by Borat would be. It is hilarious, and thank you. Also, I got this full size flag which will eventually fly outside my place.  Finally, a shirt in homage of our dear friend. Unfortunately it's size too big for me, but will certainly find some decorative purpose somewhere.  I love the gift. Thanks, Barclay. You did good.
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Dec 19, 2023 01:08
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Glad you liked the gifts!
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Dec 19, 2023 01:33
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Initial salvo away. Still working on putting together a proper assortment for the follow up.
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Dec 19, 2023 03:10
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Dear Santa: Moopsy!
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Dec 19, 2023 03:42
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My Box of stuff is going out the door Tuesday. It should fit in with the Movie and the Produce.
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Dec 19, 2023 04:47
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My stuff should be on its way this week, life happened and things were a bit delayed.
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Dec 19, 2023 07:03
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Sent. The USPS elves are somehow getting it there by Saturday
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Dec 20, 2023 16:17
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McNally posted:Dear Santa: McNally posted:Dear Santa: I hope your bones are still intact
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Dec 20, 2023 16:27
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The place I got my gift from didn’t have everything I ordered in stock, so my santee received half of the package this morning. No telling if they included my gift note in the box or not.
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Dec 20, 2023 16:56
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They did include the note, thank you! Yoko no longer lives with me, but Kiki’s going wild over the bully sticks and if I can figure out how to post pictures I’ll attach one. (I also have a foster I can’t post online, but be assured that Puppy X is loving it also)
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Dec 20, 2023 19:21
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FrozenVent posted:They did include the note, thank you! Yoko no longer lives with me, but Kiki’s going wild over the bully sticks and if I can figure out how to post pictures I’ll attach one. Can't post pictures of a foster puppy? We got some of that kind of stuff with foster children but I would not have thought to apply it to puppies.
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Dec 20, 2023 19:29
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bird food bathtub posted:Can't post pictures of a foster puppy? We got some of that kind of stuff with foster children but I would not have thought to apply it to puppies. Yeah she’s an animal control seizure so we’re not supposed to post pictures until the court case is sorted out.
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Dec 20, 2023 19:32
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FrozenVent posted:They did include the note, thank you! Yoko no longer lives with me, but Kiki’s going wild over the bully sticks and if I can figure out how to post pictures I’ll attach one. Fantastic! More to come once I sort out what to do to replace the things the pet store didn’t have.
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Dec 20, 2023 20:00
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FrozenVent posted:Yeah she’s an animal control seizure so we’re not supposed to post pictures until the court case is sorted out. Huh, makes sense I guess. Same logic as for foster kids I just didn't think it would apply to puppies.
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Dec 20, 2023 20:55
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Well that was fast. Wingnut Ninja your first package should be there. I had to guess at the size so please don't take offence.
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Dec 21, 2023 03:07
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Hell. Yeah.
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Dec 21, 2023 03:37
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My package was delivered Monday, I hope it's ok. The delivery confirmation picture was odd.
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Dec 21, 2023 14:01
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My stuff is on it's way, sorry for the delay. And the scatterbrain that I am I forgot to write anything on the card. Hope the other stuff makes up for it!
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Dec 21, 2023 17:45
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Whoever got me, I will be out of town for a little while, but my wife should let me know that your package arrived. >.> Well I just shipped it today. They couldn’t find the supplied address in the system but they accepted it anyways. No winter crab season so I couldn’t stuff the box with body parts sorry.
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Dec 22, 2023 00:49
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Second salvo away. ETA 1-2 weeks.
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Dec 22, 2023 18:05
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Showing an arrival date of Dec 29-31 instead of the previous arrival date. Just know it’s gonna hurt.
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Dec 22, 2023 18:18
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Crab Dad posted:>.> Right on, thanks buddy.
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Dec 22, 2023 19:11
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Right on, thanks buddy. Also they rejected the Malort I stuffed in so just mix some toilet bowl cleaner with some weeds from your yard to approximate the experience.
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Dec 22, 2023 19:14
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I came home from visiting family to discover a package for me had arrived. My wife made me take the box outside when she saw the warning enclosed  It was not a box full of bees but instead a giant green dong.   Also some Terry Pratchett books  And some bologna  No one near Maryland can ever ship any gifts without including Old Bay Thanks Secret Satan!
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Dec 23, 2023 20:53
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That’s quite a twist rate on that green weenie.
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Dec 23, 2023 20:58
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Rifled for accuracy.
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Dec 23, 2023 21:13
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Oh hey I got my gift! Guess I’ll be forced to take my test seriously now. Thanks for the adorable little life like replicas of my junk too! Are you hiding cameras in my bathroom?
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Mine goes out tomorrow. It took me a while to assemble a proper collection of crap. EDIT: drat, it goes out on the 26th I guess. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Dec 24, 2023 |
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