Secret Satan 2023 !

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Yo. I�m in.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 00:42

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:01

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Whoever got me, I will be out of town for a little while, but my wife should let me know that your package arrived.

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Well I just shipped it today.

They couldn�t find the supplied address in the system but they accepted it anyways.

No winter crab season so I couldn�t stuff the box with body parts sorry.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 00:49

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Right on, thanks buddy.

Also they rejected the Malort I stuffed in so just mix some toilet bowl cleaner with some weeds from your yard to approximate the experience.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 19:14

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

That�s quite a twist rate on that green weenie.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2023 20:58

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Oh hey I got my gift!

Guess I�ll be forced to take my test seriously now.

Thanks for the adorable little life like replicas of my junk too!

Are you hiding cameras in my bathroom?

# ¿ Dec 24, 2023 02:07

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Slim Pickens posted:

Thanks, I received it a few days ago and forgot to post.

Shim gave me the gift of unquenchable fire and making GBS threads my entire rear end. Thanks!

I am literally getting an itchy scalp just looking at that.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 21:19

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I have not- but I cannot stress this enough: I live further in the boonies than you can imagine and USPS can be spotty if it�s been raining.

There�s also the tendency for the USPS not recognizing my address the first few times so it could be some time (if) before it shows up.

I know for a fact Crab Dad wouldn�t be a Santa Grinch.

I got my receipt and I can forward you the tracking if needed.

I was a little disappointed they wouldn�t ship alcohol but that�s probably my fault for claiming it.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2024 03:35

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I have not- but I cannot stress this enough: I live further in the boonies than you can imagine and USPS can be spotty if it�s been raining.

There�s also the tendency for the USPS not recognizing my address the first few times so it could be some time (if) before it shows up.

I know for a fact Crab Dad wouldn�t be a Santa Grinch.

Shiiiiiit. Return to sender. Insufficient address unable to forward.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 00:05

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:01

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I�ll pm you a different address if you still want to send it, if not I I understand entirely.

No worries PM me.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 01:40

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