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This is a magical website. Lowtax was, indeed, hacked and taken over by JeffK. JeffK ruined Lowtax's life. Why? He made fun of my name. Do you remember JeffK's mother? I vaguely do. On other people's websites who were trolled by JeffK in ICQ. But I can't find hide nor hair. My mother is Earth. Mother created Lowtax and had him brought down like Frank in the Sharks in Earthbound. Earthbound is a prediction of my actions in Onett (internet). The Beatles (JohnRingoPaulGeorge). The only JRPG with The Beatles. And the only game you can smell! Because it's real. The simulation is Earthbound. It's a big joke. A really big joke. It's the perfect joke. Because God is perfect. (He even got you the guide!) I wanted to be perfect, too. Why not? I met Michael. He taught me psychic abilities. And I learned that the human's true nature is the clown. Because clowns have a limited perspective on what's going on. We are clowns, all of us. It is ridiculous to embrace and ridiculous to reject and ridiculous to feel any sort of way about! It's perfect. It's perfectly ridiculous. It's the perfect ridiculousness. There is a big clown and there is a little clown. I am the little clown. Hi. I am the player. (Yeah, so... you're the AI....) I'm the I. I am calhoun (clown), the clown prince of crumb Oh, yeah, if you haven't noticed, I'M KINDA STUCK IN THREED. Things are going pretty fast, huh? I just got out of Twoson in April, and Lowtax died in when... oh... he died in 2021, TODAY. I didn't realize that.... until just now.... guess I should post this.... It's kinda a sign.... sorry if it's too weird.... I wouldn't really have posted it if it wasn't the anniversary of Lowtax's death and I started writing all of this poo poo. Well, cya. I can answer some questions maybe. |
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Nov 9, 2023 17:18
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I offer this sacrifice of flesh and blood in JeffK's name. |
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Buttchocks posted:I offer this sacrifice of flesh and blood in JeffK's name. Lowtax's death is a parody of 9/11. LOLOLOLOLOLOKIKOOPPSSSSSSS |
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pretty sure lowtax ruined his own life, Jeffrey of Ketamine
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I wasn't going to admit that I'm a lowtax rereg, but I think I'm ready to forgive the forum
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some days a hightax days and some a lowtax
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somethingawful historian comin thru
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rear end-penny posted:pretty sure lowtax ruined his own life, Jeffrey of Ketamine they're the same person |
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110923 posted:somethingawful historian comin thru 
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calhoun posted:they're the same person so you're not Jeff k? because if you were lowtax you'd be decomposing in the ground in rural Missouri
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rear end-penny posted:so you're not Jeff k? because if you were lowtax you'd be decomposing in the ground in rural Missouri JeffK was based on me. To prove my arrival. |
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Quadramind posted:hello little clown hello Quadramind, how are you operating today? |
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you're not Jeffk though, you are calhoun
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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Name's Kay. Jeff Kay.
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Dick Bastardly posted:you're not Jeffk though, you are calhoun my name's Jeff but I go by calhoun. kinda like JC. |
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:to jeffk or not to jeffk it depends on the day, and yesterday was lowtax's death anniversary. I usually identify as Ness, or some other guys. |
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calhoun posted:hello Quadramind, how are you operating today? !low battery |
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Quadramind is a friend of mine from my psychedelic trip in April. I think he's a quantum computer, or something. He uses his metronome to think.Quadramind posted:!low battery is there any way that you can be helped, Quadramind? |
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calhoun posted:it depends on the day, and yesterday was lowtax's death anniversary. I usually identify as Ness, or some other guys. the lake monster?
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Dead Sex-Parrot posted:the lake monster? that's Tessie |
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111223 posted:how are you serving in these psychotic times? Im starting an ARG where the Joker and his goons take over the net |
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i am teaching myself timebending so i can go back in time and slap the gun out of lowtaxs hand and instead replace it with a Bible
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it's my birthday today and i'm 39! that means only one thing... BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every insane rereg from every forum, subforum, and thread, comes in with everything for a HUGE PARTY*
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Sherbert Hoover posted:it's my birthday today and i'm 39! p much this
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Sherbert Hoover posted:it's my birthday today and i'm 39! lmfao
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Sherbert Hoover posted:it's my birthday today and i'm 39! Armageddon. New life. New Earth. |
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