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redshirt posted:Your Mom's "Friend" sounds like a cool dude. Shame he's been in jail after he tried to clone that couple from Long Island
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i'm still upset that in grade school someone gave a presentation where they said that the tongue tastes salty food in this part and sweet food in this part etc. which is totally bogus but when i spoke up about it i was shot down
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Nov 9, 2023 18:10
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All of this stuff, which I spent hours reading about when I first saw the link. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions
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Grey Cat posted:A certified classic. Doin it good enough will obliterate your entire family line, past and future
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my mom told me if i swallowed plastic at all i would die when i was a kid so i had a crippling paranoia of ANY plastic in my food for nearly 20 years until i read a story about people swallowing condoms full of drugs and being totally fine i am also full of microplastics now
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the internet is serious business.
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It's only a fifteen-minute walk back to the car.
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the g spot
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Nov 9, 2023 21:26
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There's always another fish
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temple posted:the g spot The clit never seen such a thing
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Grey Cat posted:The clit
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The clit is the friends we made along the way
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It's a good size
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We were going to all use the metric system. Watched films about it and still remember one of the songs from the educational films. 
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God/nature gives the animals everything they need so if we just do the right thing we will be provided for!!! Ok tell that to everyone who ever fell off a cliff and died of dehydration. Or died in a famine. Or etc. Guess they didn't deserve it lol
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Nov 9, 2023 22:22
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It's a me, Mario. No it's not, your real name is Charles Martinet
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Nov 9, 2023 22:27
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the mods and admins are working their asses off
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Daisy's living her best life at a farm upstate
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Nov 9, 2023 23:17
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If you stick your head in ANY plastic bag you'll immediately suffocate and die. Still not a great idea to do it but I was led to believe it carried an instant 100% mortality rate.
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Animals were put here by God for us to eat. It was only later I'd learn who the real culprit was...
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flubber nuts posted:my parents told me the blinking yellow stop lights means someone died there. ive never been able to verify this. This is funny as hell and sounds like something my family would've told me. Others include: - Return of the Living Dead really happened. I was born in Louisville, so this really mystified me. - IT really happened. - One of our pictures was haunted and the kids would come out of it at night. - Also another picture with a tiger in it. It'd come out at night, too. - A werewolf bit my sister. - There's an O Great Easter Bunny that lives in the closet (my sister would put an ear muff over her hand to simulate a paw, so I knew it was real, there it was). - Willow trees grew where people died. - The solar eclipse was going to bring about the zombie apocalypse. - The Ouija board moves. Sometimes someone would push it down the stairs so I'd hear a ca-CLUNK ca-CLUNK ca-CLUNK and here comes the loving Ouija board! I loved being scared, so it made everything spooky and magical. I became skeptical early on, but I also wanted to believe the hype.
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"This is good for Bitcoin."
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I genuinely don't have time or the effort to provide an exhaustive list of the gaslighting I experienced in my last relationship. I got a nice case of PTSD though.
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Nov 9, 2023 23:40
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If you do that too much you'll go blind. I do need a strong prescription so maybe it was true?
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Das Boo posted:This is funny as hell and sounds like something my family would've told me. Others include: this is badass. i wish my parents lied to me more. not knowing any better as a dumbass kid was so got drat awesome. now im just a dumbass kid man.
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Nov 10, 2023 00:18
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That I would find meaning in labor.
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During the Summer a school claimed I could apply for a specific 2024 Fall academic program. I went to their website last month. They are literally NOT going to offer anyone admission to the program for 2024.
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"You're a real soyboy!"
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"Well, your transcripts are impressive..."
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That I did not get enough votes to be GBS' first fairly elected moderator
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Nov 10, 2023 01:26
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“It’s okay, it happens to lots of guys…”
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Nov 10, 2023 01:32
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that women poop
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Nov 10, 2023 01:32
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in the ussr you were assigned your job at birth I always used to move the ouija thing to where it spelled out a demon was going to kill my friend lol
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Mueller will bring down Trump.
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