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When I was a kid a friend told me that he had a family member who called themselves Uncle Syphilis, a black sheep type immersed in all kinds of underworld criminality. He kept this lie going for months until we made a new friend and while we were hanging out, I prompted "oh you should tell them about Uncle Syphilis". And so I activated my friend's trap card where he exposed me as a dumbass and revealed he was lying the whole time Anyway Uncle Syphilis is still one of our in jokes to this day
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There was another time when I was a kid, and there was a big news story at the time about scientists managing to clone a sheep. I asked one of my mom's friends how they did that, and he told me that they did it by putting the sheep in an oven and baking it until it multiplied. He maintained this lie when I was introduced to some dogs from the neighborhood, a puppy and their mom, yup, this was an oven job. Thankfully I didn't try to clone my dog
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redshirt posted:Your Mom's "Friend" sounds like a cool dude. Shame he's been in jail after he tried to clone that couple from Long Island
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It's a me, Mario. No it's not, your real name is Charles Martinet
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