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my parents told me the blinking yellow stop lights means someone died there. ive never been able to verify this.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 16:53 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 10:17 |
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Grey Cat posted:What the hell? they also told me if i hosed with the stick shift in the car when we were parked that the car would sink into the ground. i dont even know how that could be possible???
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 17:10 |
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that my member would increase in size every time i had sex.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 17:25 |
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is Uncle Syphilis? This is Uncle Syphilis speaking. I am the uncle who has syphilis.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 17:54 |
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Das Boo posted:This is funny as hell and sounds like something my family would've told me. Others include: this is badass. i wish my parents lied to me more. not knowing any better as a dumbass kid was so got drat awesome. now im just a dumbass kid man.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 00:18 |