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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > TNF 11/9 GT Panthers@Bears: Legally it's Animal Cruelty
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 a rare mcnabbed in 2023

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 14:16
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 why’s he here

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 02:59
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Shinji2015 posted:

So Jason Kelce is hoping to get a booth gig once he's done playing?
can’t possibly be worse than Mark Sclereth at FOX

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:01
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 Just marvel at Bagent and his poise and command

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 When you look at this drive you can really see how Bagent runs this offense the way Chicago wants it to be run, and also the poise command and his poise. And you really can see the poise on display, he’s unflappable you just marvel at him.

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:07
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Kurgarra Queen posted:

If you're saying Tyson Bagent is good, you're either incredibly dumb or you hate yourself and/or the world.
Bagent brings a lot of moxie and grit to the table. He’s a real gamer and he brings a lunch pail to work. You can tell his teammates respect him, and they just rally around the guy. It’s just astonishing to see this guy, did you know he played in Division 2? For a guy like this to start in the NFL, with the heart that he brings and that never quit attitude, you just have to tip your hat off to him. When he sails a throw wide of his receiver in the backfield, he does it with such impressive tenacity. You feel blessed just to watch. It’s what Chicago has been looking for, and that’s what they’re trying to teach Justin, is to sit him down and put on the Bagent tape, and then Justin will retire because he can’t match Tyson’s courage and intangibles.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 we don’t have to worry about seeing an intentional grounding call

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:22
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 How does Taco Bell NOT have a different commercial to run by now

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:25
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

bean mom posted:

oh yes

he also got the poo poo kicked out of him by 311 once

https://www.houstonpress.com/music/great-moments-in-douchebaggotry-scott-stapp-vs-311-in-douchlemania-2005-6764126
drat they came original on his rear end

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:28
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 maybe Bryce will have a Goff-esque late bloom?? his mechanics look bad though

even with good receivers his stats would be the same tonight

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:32
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 I won’t outright say bust but if this was a game of horse Bryce would be two letters in already

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:34
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 Panthers fans will breathe a sigh of relief when the team moves on from Bryce, only to bring in Tannehill next year

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:36
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 Halfway to 38.5

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:40
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 lol it never occurred to me that if TNF has a particularly bad game, Amazon could start running ads for flash sales to keep people watching

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 03:41
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

RumbleFish posted:

I still think Bryce is fine/difficult to judge at this juncture. Reich did what everyone wanted and handed over playcalling to alleged up-and-coming stud OC Thomas Brown and the offense looks the same at best and is arguably even worse. So much for the all-star coaching staff.
He is missing extremely basic throws including tosses at the LoS

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 every time the bears accidentally win a game, a new "it's time to move on from Fields" thinkpiece gets spirited out of the ether

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 04:16
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 JaMarcus Russell through week 10 of his first full season: 9 starts, 120/238 for 1445 yds (6.1 YPA), 6 TD, 4 INT, 26 sacks
Bryce Young through week 10: 9 starts, 172/275 for 1478 yards (5.3 YPA), 8 TD, 7 INT, 28 sacks

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 04:29
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 Mitchell Trubisky after 9 starts: 131/225 for 1508 yards (6.7 YPA), 6 TD, 4 INT, 23 sacks
Bryce Young through week 10: 9 starts, 172/276 for 1479 yards (5.4 YPA), 8 TD, 7 INT, 28 sacks

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 04:34
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 Sam Darnold after 9 starts: 159/289 for 1934 yards (6.7 YPA), 11 TD, 14 INT, 21 sacks
Bryce Young through week 10: 9 starts, 181/286 for 1548 yards (5.4 YPA), 8 TD, 7 INT, 28 sacks

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 04:59
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 that WR didn't even TRY on that route

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 05:03
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 they did not, in fact, hit the over

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 05:06
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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 29 points

not 38.5

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2023 05:08
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