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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
At what dollar value is an object dropped into a nasty terlet getting cleaned off and reused versus getting pulled out and tossed directly in the trash? Does the sentimental value of an item make any difference? Does the type of human waste in that terlet make a difference (crap/pee/mix)? Discuss.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
suc my dick you gently caress man.

10 dollars
Less than that it gets pulled out, more just flush it.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Getting weird flashbacks to that scene in Trainspotting when Ewan McGregor accidentally craps out his suppository.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Literally A Person posted:

Does the sentimental value of an item make any difference?
please explain to your wife you flushed your wedding ring because there was doo doo and pee pee in the potty

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Anything with a value over $5 that can survive a good bleaching

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Just wash it off who cares

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
are we talking about my toilet or a public toilet?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Ew. Gross. You're gross.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Whooping Crabs posted:

are we talking about my toilet or a public toilet?

Either. Both.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

mannerup posted:

please explain to your wife you flushed your wedding ring because there was doo doo and pee pee in the potty

I wear a $20 highly replaceable ring. That fucker getting flushed then me and my wife will laugh about it while sipping cucumber juice on the yacht.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


maybeadracula posted:

Just wash it off who cares

wash off my turd??? i didnt know you could clean a poo. this... changes a few things.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I usually eat off the toilet bowl since I don't have any nice porcelain

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
god drat that is a shiny turd

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

One time I had to beat my toilet's rear end because it over-ate on my poo poo and toilet paper and threw it all up.

The Bible
May 8, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Depends on the object dropped and the degree of nastiness of the toilet.

I have a kid, "nasty" has dramatically changed for me over the years.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
If my phone fell in a public terlet I'd just flush a couple times and walk away. If my TLC mixtape fell in a public terlet I'd call the coast guard at my own expense to commence a maritime rescue.

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

Valko posted:

Getting weird flashbacks to that scene in Trainspotting when Ewan McGregor accidentally craps out his suppository.

think they write it suppoistoury

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


You don't want to perma clog your toilet by flushing a bunch of random objects, bro. Pull it all out!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Literally A Person posted:

At what dollar value is an object dropped into a nasty terlet getting cleaned off and reused versus getting pulled out and tossed directly in the trash? Does the sentimental value of an item make any difference? Does the type of human waste in that terlet make a difference (crap/pee/mix)? Discuss.

Everyone poops OP

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Goony rear end goons who are super squeamish about pee and poop.... Time to grow the gently caress up

We are all made of poop and to poop will return

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
iPhone 12 and later are poop safe up to 5 meters

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

iPhone 12 and later are poop safe up to 5 meters
too late to save this poor fella's phone

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

haha whoops guys dropped an apple I was about to snack on in the toilet again, gee I'd hate to waste food when so many people are less fortunate... guess I'd better bob for it :itoilet:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Thesaurus posted:

Goony rear end goons who are super squeamish about pee and poop.... Time to grow the gently caress up

We are all made of poop and to poop will return

Are they squeamish, or possessed of terrible diets?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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mannerup posted:

too late to save this poor fella's phone



Lmao, nah bro cooked pasta’ll fix it right up

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
Oops- dropped my dentures, glasses, glass eye, wig, scarf, false eyelashes, prosthetic feces, and vaginal pessary in there all at one time.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

nice obelisk idiot posted:

Oops- dropped my dentures, glasses, glass eye, wig, scarf, false eyelashes, prosthetic feces, and vaginal pessary in there all at one time.

Tell me more about the glasses :biglips:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

nice obelisk idiot posted:

Oops- dropped my dentures, glasses, glass eye, wig, scarf, false eyelashes, prosthetic feces, and vaginal pessary in there all at one time.

A new you!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

do saggy ball havers with balls that touch their own poop water wash it every time or just dry it off and have a little bit of poop water on they balls all day

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

or maybe a balls hammock insert for the toilet do you think that would sell? probably a pain in the rear end to take out every time though!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

One of the only downsides to sitting down to pee as a man...

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Throw em over your shoulder

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

heh these guys don't know about reeling in their balls to sit n' pee

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
You're supposed to teabag some ice water. of course goons don't know this stuff

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Chief McHeath posted:

do saggy ball havers with balls that touch their own poop water wash it every time or just dry it off and have a little bit of poop water on they balls all day

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Chief McHeath posted:

do saggy ball havers with balls that touch their own poop water wash it every time or just dry it off and have a little bit of poop water on they balls all day

Wouldn't they just wrap their balls around their penis to keep them out of the water?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


simply use one of the decorative hand towels to dab the poop off your balls

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Poop? On my balls? Not in this economy.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I have Botox injected directly into my balls every six months. Firms ‘em right up.

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