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I keep my phone in the toilet like an old person keeps their dentures in a glass of water overnight
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turns out, you can polish a turd....................
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mannerup posted:
I carry one in my pocket. (I teach paleontology, among other things.) It's great fun to hand it to someone while telling them it's a fossil. Then you explain what kind of fossil, they inevitably either drop it or hand it back quickly. Then they smell their fingers.
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Genesplicer posted:I carry one in my pocket. (I teach paleontology, among other things.) It's great fun to hand it to someone while telling them it's a fossil. Then you explain what kind of fossil, they inevitably either drop it or hand it back quickly. Then they smell their fingers. And you watch and observe their predictable "unpredictable" behaviors. A scientist living among his observations.
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Nov 14, 2023 04:07
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is dollar value like dollar general?
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Nov 14, 2023 04:22
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Wiener dangles in the turlet water 
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Nov 14, 2023 04:27
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In the end times I'm gonna drink the water out of the toilet cases before the other people realize it's safe.
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Nov 14, 2023 04:29
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Why would I bring any valuables in the bathroom anyway? If I'm gonna drop anything in the commode then it's most likely gonna be something I can easily replace.
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Nov 14, 2023 04:35
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Oh dear, my giant diamonds have dropped into the bowl yet again!
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Nov 14, 2023 04:37
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You joke but I cannot drop a duece without clutching a Fabrege egg in my hands
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Nov 14, 2023 05:00
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supergluing a silver ducaton to the inside of your toilet bowl as a conversation piece
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Nov 14, 2023 05:13
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If it’s easily replaced I’m replacing it. Anything like a cup or a toothbrush is obviously out. If it happened to like my iPhone or glasses or watch, I’d be taking them out and sanitizing the literal crap out of them. AirPods would be getting the ol’ Amazon buy-and-swap unofficial warranty replacement (with the item marked as defective so nobody else got poo poo ear).
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Nov 14, 2023 05:13
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supergluing a non-functional display burner phone you jacked from CVS to the inside of a public toilet bowl
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Nov 14, 2023 05:19
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Literally A Person posted:cucumber juice Hold up, I want to know what technique you use to juice a cucumber.
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Nov 14, 2023 15:31
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cruft posted:Hold up, I want to know what technique you use to juice a cucumber. You chop it finely, steam it, place the chopped bulk into a jelly bag and let that drip WITHOUT SQUEEZING for at least two hours. BAM! Cucumber juice.
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Wiener dangles in the turlet water Try plunging your toilet it might unclog
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Literally A Person posted:You chop it finely, steam it, place the chopped bulk into a jelly bag and let that drip WITHOUT SQUEEZING for at least two hours. Ew. Gross. You're gross.
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