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The Loin King posted:[Removed by pm suggestion] Coward
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Szyznyk posted:O’Keeffe’s.
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Nov 15, 2023 14:28
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I. M. Gei posted:I unironically really want to start a skincare regimen to make myself look younger*, but I have "normal" skin (i.e. not dry or oily) so I don't think I need a moisturizer, but maybe I do? I bought some sort of Korean face serum at my ex-gf suggestion when I asked her the same question. I am not super sure what it does other than "collagen", anti-ageing, blah, something. I read the instructions, but surprisingly little remained in my memory. I think it does something. Could be ex-gf revenge too.
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Nov 15, 2023 14:29
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If you use anything other than Cetaphil or CeraVe you are basically doing war crimes on your skin imo
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Nov 15, 2023 15:46
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i'm going for a vintage/weathered look this year so thanks but no thanks
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Nov 15, 2023 15:49
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I simply burn the top layer off every night and by morning it’s ready to peel off, revealing fresh new skin below.
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Nov 15, 2023 15:52
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shampoo my balls, miss
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Nov 15, 2023 16:30
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I rub the lotion on my skin because otherwise I'll get The Hose again, and I don't want that. 
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Nov 15, 2023 16:39
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DrSunshine posted:I rub the lotion on my skin because otherwise I'll get The Hose again, and I don't want that. hmm looking into your anonymous work place survey i can see here you rated the hose 5 out of 5. care to explain this discrepancy?
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flubber nuts posted:hmm looking into your anonymous work place survey i can see here you rated the hose 5 out of 5. care to explain this discrepancy? It's a good hose! It excels at its purpose of spraying water. Just not on me!!
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Nov 15, 2023 19:03
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La Roche-Posay Cicaplast Hand Cream - this stuff is pretty rad it has like no scent. Not just unscented but no scent. Absorbs nicely maybe not as strong as I wanted but I think it's the winner so far. Maybe I'll try La Roche-Posay Cicaplast Balm B5 which seems like a heavier option.
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Nov 15, 2023 20:19
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La Roach Pussy
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Nov 15, 2023 20:25
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water is pretty moisturizing 
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Nov 15, 2023 20:42
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numberoneposter posted:water is pretty moisturizing Hey friend I think you're looking for the Official GBS Hydration mega thread That thread will probably be useful for all the dry flakey posters in this one, actually
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Nov 15, 2023 20:50
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numberoneposter posted:water is pretty moisturizing Absolutely I have my humidifier going.
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Nov 15, 2023 23:14
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This stuff kicks major rear end:
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Curel Ultra Healing for the body, Aveeno Clear Complexion for the face, Vaseline for the lips, water for the innards I have a healing-ish burn that I moisturize separately with some handmade Norwegian-Ghanian shea butter, but I don't know if that would apply to anyone's situation here
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Nov 16, 2023 00:20
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I started using dove body wash for sensitive skin and haven't needed lotion since.
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Nov 16, 2023 00:36
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I. M. Gei posted:I unironically really want to start a skincare regimen to make myself look younger*, but I have "normal" skin (i.e. not dry or oily) so I don't think I need a moisturizer, but maybe I do? Everyone needs moisturizer dawg. Four things to look young forever: 1. Moisturizer and cleanser. Wash face twice a day with cleanser, moisturize. 2. Sun screen cannot stress how important this is 3. Hydrate and sleep 4. Get an Rx for tretinoin or tazatorene. Vitamin A derivatives that change the gene expression of your skin, reduces chance of skin cancer, and all kinds of wacky poo poo.
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Nov 16, 2023 02:02
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What if I want my face to look like a back catchers mitt?
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Nov 16, 2023 04:10
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Pro-tip: If you have skin issues, you should try moisturizer that doesn’t feed topical fungus
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Pro-tip: If you have skin issues, you should try moisturizer that doesn’t feed topical fungus What do I use if I want a moisturizer that feeds tropical fungus
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Nov 16, 2023 06:39
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urea cream, 15%, naturally sourced
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Nov 16, 2023 07:28
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the joke is that they literally put fake piss in excema cream, did you know that? betcha didn't
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Nov 16, 2023 07:30
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Pac and Cheese posted:the joke is that they literally put fake piss in excema cream, did you know that? betcha didn't Lol fake
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Nov 16, 2023 07:50
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The Loin King posted:Lol fake you're right, it's not fake piss, it's animal piss. it was going to come out and neutrogena paid me 500 bucks to get ahead of the story. they do filter it really well you can barely even smell it
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Smegma is nature's moisturiser. People who are circumcised always have a chapped penis end because no smegma. Wee fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Nov 16, 2023 |
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Nov 16, 2023 13:18
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Pac and Cheese posted:you're right, it's not fake piss, it's animal piss. it was going to come out and neutrogena paid me 500 bucks to get ahead of the story. they do filter it really well you can barely even smell it horse piss as a moisturizer is old hat though, conjugated or no
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Nov 16, 2023 18:15
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i use aloe vera cerave does also work quite well
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Nov 16, 2023 18:40
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dervival posted:horse piss as a moisturizer is old hat though, conjugated or no i didn't know this, that's actually really interesting i used to play in a giant pile of horse manure as a kid, and even into my 30s my skin is baby smooth. i wonder if there's anything to that
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Nov 16, 2023 19:44
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dervival posted:horse piss as a moisturizer is old hat though, conjugated or no 
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Nov 16, 2023 20:31
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i sleep in one of those goopy pods from the matrix does wonders for my skin
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Nov 16, 2023 20:42
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numberoneposter posted:i sleep in one of those goopy pods from the matrix As do most of us but the thing is the matrix does not take into account how moist my skin is in reality.
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Nov 16, 2023 20:47
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Kiehl's is really nice stuff but pretty expensive. I don't use much La Roche Posay but it seems to be around the same quality/price ratio. I have terrible dry skin eczema and CeraVe is my gold standard, I buy the big jars and slather that stuff on. Costco has double packs on sale sometimes. I use lotions sometimes on the go or for small dry areas but thicker creams are the way to go for actual moisturizing. When things feel really dry I'll throw something like Aquaphor on top and sometimes when they're really bad I do my hands and put cotton gloves on overnight. I also got a giant jar of this stuff from my dermatologist, absolutely incredible for irritated skin and problem spots. https://twitter.com/saharalanaye/status/1707068062900355367 Ror fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Nov 16, 2023 |
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Nov 16, 2023 20:54
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nice nail you got there
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also I saw a commercial for CeraVe once and they pronounce it sera-vee, not sera-vay, wtf
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Nov 16, 2023 20:59
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the roach pussy
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Nov 16, 2023 21:04
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clam juice worked wonders for my cystic acne.
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Nov 16, 2023 21:29
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Ror posted:also I saw a commercial for CeraVe once and they pronounce it sera-vee, not sera-vay, wtf out-loving-rageous
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lotta people itt do not take moisturizing seriously enough. time to add 'ashy' to the official list of goon adjectives.
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