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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > The "Would They Save You From Choking" Megathread
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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
George HW Bush would save you because he ordered the CIA plot for you to choke in order to heroically save you

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POWELL CURES KIDS
Aug 26, 2016

 john fetterman would attempt to save you, in the process crushing your skeleton, then weep over your corpse like lennie from "of mice and men"

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cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

 george bush tries to save you but ends up in another room

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
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cumpantry posted:

george bush tries to save you but ends up in another room
he does a heimlich from the front and somehow manages to get you to cough up whatever it was and get it lodged in his own throat instead

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Hillary Clinton would save you if she could use a bomb to do it

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Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

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cumpantry posted:

george bush tries to save you but ends up in another room

bush made you choke in the first place

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

 W would imitate your face while choking before he realized it was serious and then ask someone to help you

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

W would imitate your face while choking before he realized it was serious and then ask someone to help you

That's just how he looks

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Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Best Friends posted:

Pete buttigieg would just stare with dead eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOigiazkd9A&t=128s

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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


 george bush would invade you for freaking oil!!

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Bro Dad posted:

george bush would invade you for freaking oil!!

hehe yeah

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

spacemang_spliff posted:

George HW Bush would save you because he ordered the CIA plot for you to choke in order to heroically save you

This tracks.

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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Bro Dad posted:

george bush would invade you for freaking oil!!
Watch out if you frickin' start choking on a certain root vegetable around Dan Quayle... I have a feeling that things may not go according to plan.

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